OT: Capuano digs Marquette chicks

[NYWarrior]

outta the starting rotation, into the bullpen . . . . . . and back to campus

http://www.serioussportsnewsnetwork.com/2007/09/capuano-spotted-at-frat-party-showing.html

Capuano spent about two hours hanging with the Thetas in the kitchen before busting out on the dance floor when the familiar sounds of Kanye West's Golddigger started playing from the iPod dock. It appeared to onlookers that he had a chance of scoring with Martin.

"I know he's not really a Major Leaguer anymore," Martin allegedly told friends. "But I'll probably still sleep with him."



satire rules!

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How does somebody think of Capuano when writing a satire?

[MUfan2]

How does somebody think of Capuano when writing a satire?

Exactly.