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500lb man rescued after 12 hours in river (Wisconsin alert)
« on: July 17, 2007, 12:22:37 PM »
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Re: 500lb man rescued after 12 hours in river (Wisconsin alert)
« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2007, 08:51:16 AM »
I heard that on Bob and Brian this morning...they said a helicopter tried to come in but couldn't lift him out. Whether that's because he's 500 lbs or because trees were in the way I don't know. But man, how do you let yourself get that heavy?
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Re: 500lb man rescued after 12 hours in river (Wisconsin alert)
« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2007, 09:34:08 AM »
A comedian did a bit on whatever story about a fat guy, way more than 500 pounds, there've been some guys 1000+ lbs.

Anyhow, how they'd say he couldn't get out of bed, stopped going to work, yadda yadda. 

He theorized the conversation calling in to work:

Fat guy:  Hey, boss?  Remember how yesterday I was at work and was pretty fat?
Boss: Sure.
Fat guy:  Well, today I'm even fatter.  I can't come to work today, I'm calling in "fat".
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