Some Guys Smoke. Some Guys chase women. I'm a BBQ sauce Guy

[warthog-driver]

Hilarious site that captures the wisdom of Sir Richard Majerus

http://www.kbrews.com/majerus/majquotes.html

[warthog-driver]

To Jay Bilas, wearing a polo shirt rather than the traditional Hawaiian shirt while covering a tournament in Hawaii...
"Jay, only a guy who gets out of the shower to take a piss would wear a shirt like that."
[ESPN, 01/04/2005, Quoted on DukeBasketballReport.com]

[TribalRage]

About the difference in talent between his team and Kentucky in 1996...
"They have all those McDonald's All-Americas. We have four guys on our team who don't even have a McDonald's in their town."
...and if he'd like to be coaching them...
"That's kind of like asking if a guy would like to make love to Cindy Crawford. I think I'd like that challenge. I guess I'd say, `Cindy, I'm sorry it didn't work out with Richard Gere. I'll try to do the best I can.' If she were here, I'd say some nice things about her."
[Houston Chronicle 3/20/1996]

[DomJamesToTheBasket]

McGuire...Majerus...Buzz

Pretty great quotes from those guys!

Last one I heard from Majerus in real time was about Chris Grimm being "offensively bankrupt"......pretty harsh, but I laughed pretty hard!

[MUfan12]

Last one I heard from Majerus in real time was about Chris Grimm being "offensively bankrupt"......pretty harsh, but I laughed pretty hard!

Ha! I think that was the Georgetown game the Amigos freshman year.

Not a lot of "OHfense" for anyone that night.

[Goose]

Love the Bilas line. Never heard it before but pretty frickin' good.

[Canadian Dimes]

actually the piss in the shower is an old line he stole from the one and only Al McGuire.  he used to say thet Billy Packer was so pretentious that he was the kind of guy that would get out of the shower to take a piss.

[lab_warrior]

"Boy, I sure do miss Billy Packer and his terrific work as an analyst for CBS during March Madness.  He was always very insightful, and never, ever pretentious or condescending."

--NO ONE, EVER.

[77ncaachamps]

You can book him for your child's Bar Mitzvah, Quinceanera, Kindergarten Promotion...

http://www.lammisports.com/clients/exclusclient_rickmajerus.htm

[Benny B]

You can book him for your child's Bar Mitzvah, Quinceanera, Kindergarten Promotion...

http://www.lammisports.com/clients/exclusclient_rickmajerus.htm

"He has been an instructor numerous times at Michael Jordan's Senior Flight School in Las Vegas"

Hopefully he's a ground instructor.  Last person I want sitting next to me in a single-engine Cessna is Rick Majerus.

[warthog-driver]

"He has been an instructor numerous times at Michael Jordan's Senior Flight School in Las Vegas"

Hopefully he's a ground instructor.  Last person I want sitting next to me in a single-engine Cessna is Rick Majerus.

I would guess having Majerus as a pax requires some serious CG calculating. No way does he squeeze into a bug smasher Cessna.

[klyrish]

To Jay Bilas, wearing a polo shirt rather than the traditional Hawaiian shirt while covering a tournament in Hawaii...
"Jay, only a guy who gets out of the shower to take a piss would wear a shirt like that."
[ESPN, 01/04/2005, Quoted on DukeBasketballReport.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHA just about spit water after reading that one