Crean Achievements Thread

[ATWizJr]

Tom Crean invented sliced bread.

[MUinOH]

Tom Crean invented sliced bread.

He then built the first electric toaster using nothing but chicken wire and an old cigar case.

[The Man in Gold]

Tom Crean invented sub-prime mortgages.

[ATWizJr]

Tom Crean is about to invent global cooliig.

[The Man in Gold]

"My anaconda don't want none if...."

You drink Coke?

[Soccer Nut]

Tom Crean is a SUPER DUPER DELEGATE!

[77ncaachamps]

A little known fact: the Golden Eagle suit was handstitched by Tom Crean.

http://wiki.muscoop.com/doku.php/men_s_basketball/tom_crean

[Avenue Commons]

Tom Crean is the beer that made Milwaukee famous.

[77ncaachamps]

Tom Crean is ALSO the head coach of Stanford football and Ravens football!

[Nukem2]

Tom Crean is Andy Katz's proverbial "source" and the best friend of Kelvin Sampson, Tom Izzo, Mike McCarthy, Tony LaRussa Andy Katz, Jay Bilas, Bill Russell, etc., etc., etc.

[MUinOH]

Tom Crean beat Evander Holyfield by way of a split decision in a ten-round exhibition bout in Tokyo just before coming to MU.  Only the flu prevented him from scoring a KO in the 3rd, which he was heavily favored to do.

[Tom Crean's Tanning Bed]

Tom Crean invented the Flaming Moe.