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Author Topic: Heinz Sushi Commercial  (Read 520 times)

MuggsyB

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Heinz Sushi Commercial
« on: February 22, 2024, 07:41:14 PM »
WTF?  Who's the genius behind this one?  Maybe the next iteration is Heinz Ketchup on Tiramisu? 

21Jumpstreet

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Re: Heinz Sushi Commercial
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2024, 08:28:04 PM »
I mean, ketchup is loaded with umami, kind of the perfect food 😁

MuggsyB

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Re: Heinz Sushi Commercial
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2024, 08:42:43 PM »
I mean, ketchup is loaded with umami, kind of the perfect food 😁

This is beyond egregious Jump.  I think I'll boycott Heinz. 

21Jumpstreet

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Re: Heinz Sushi Commercial
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2024, 06:40:20 AM »
This is beyond egregious Jump.  I think I'll boycott Heinz.

Hah, for sure…but I’m definitely trying it! But really, Muggs, you have impeccable taste. Ketchup has all the flavors in such a perfect balance 😁

real chili 83

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Re: Heinz Sushi Commercial
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2024, 08:43:40 AM »
Ain’t bad on manatee.

Dr. Blackheart

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Re: Heinz Sushi Commercial
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2024, 08:56:25 AM »
Ain’t bad on manatee.

Pretty sure Skyline Chili gravy is just Heinz Ketchup.  🤮

MuggsyB

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Re: Heinz Sushi Commercial
« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2024, 06:39:19 PM »
Ain’t bad on manatee.

The anti-manatee narrative here is totally inexcusable.  And indefensible as well.  Tremendous, tremendous, species with hearts of gold.  If they were vindictive they would submerge humans on a regular basis and attack kayakers and boats.  Instead, they are kind and gentle with us.  All marine mammals should be respected.  This cannot be overstated. 

JWags85

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Re: Heinz Sushi Commercial
« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2024, 07:39:43 PM »
I think my favorite side benefit to Scoop is being treated biweekly to another round of “What obscure item will put a swarm of bees in Muggsy’s bonnet”.  Heinz Ketchup commercials had the same odds of winning as Leicester City taking the EPL in 2016

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Re: Heinz Sushi Commercial
« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2024, 09:11:47 PM »
The anti-manatee narrative here is totally inexcusable.  And indefensible as well.  Tremendous, tremendous, species with hearts of gold.  If they were vindictive they would submerge humans on a regular basis and attack kayakers and boats.  Instead, they are kind and gentle with us.  All marine mammals should be respected.  This cannot be overstated.

I did see manatee scoop has a long thread about best condiments to go with eating humans.