Darryl Morsell to MU

[MU82]

You can probably shoot better.

Absolutely!

I also hear that Morsell literally can't dribble -- when he tries to bounce the ball, he at first does it with two hands like a 4-year-old and then just kicks it out of bounds, tripping and falling as he does it.

And word is, he runs slower than a post-pasta-dinner Davante.

Also, when Shaka tried to measure Morsell's vertical leap, he couldn't even slide a sheet of paper under Morsell's feet.

It doesn't help that Morsell has 20/800 vision and that he can't wear contact lenses, so he has to wear the kind of glasses the Hanson brothers did.

And in the weight room, Morsell can't even bench 25 pounds.

What an incompetent dope Shaka must be to waste a scholarship on this stiff. Forget that lots of other coaches wanted Morsell, too; only Shaka was dopey enough to get him.

[Spotcheck Billy]

Best New Edition since Bobby Brown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iW4Bm7q_zOc

[TSmith34, Inc.]

Okay this is Chicos right?

Same bitter Traditionals view, 100% less irrelevant name dropping.

[Stretchdeltsig]

Absolutely!

I also hear that Morsell literally can't dribble -- when he tries to bounce the ball, he at first does it with two hands like a 4-year-old and then just kicks it out of bounds, tripping and falling as he does it.

And word is, he runs slower than a post-pasta-dinner Davante.

Also, when Shaka tried to measure Morsell's vertical leap, he couldn't even slide a sheet of paper under Morsell's feet.

It doesn't help that Morsell has 20/800 vision and that he can't wear contact lenses, so he has to wear the kind of glasses the Hanson brothers did.

And in the weight room, Morsell can't even bench 25 pounds.

What an incompetent dope Shaka must be to waste a scholarship on this stiff. Forget that lots of other coaches wanted Morsell, too; only Shaka was dopey enough to get him.

Really bud, you've got to get off the sauce.

[Vander Blue Man Group]

You can probably shoot better.

Live footage of NolongerWarriors:

[Dawson Rental]

Absolutely!

I also hear that Morsell literally can't dribble -- when he tries to bounce the ball, he at first does it with two hands like a 4-year-old and then just kicks it out of bounds, tripping and falling as he does it.

And word is, he runs slower than a post-pasta-dinner Davante.

Also, when Shaka tried to measure Morsell's vertical leap, he couldn't even slide a sheet of paper under Morsell's feet.

It doesn't help that Morsell has 20/800 vision and that he can't wear contact lenses, so he has to wear the kind of glasses the Hanson brothers did.

And in the weight room, Morsell can't even bench 25 pounds.

What an incompetent dope Shaka must be to waste a scholarship on this stiff. Forget that lots of other coaches wanted Morsell, too; only Shaka was dopey enough to get him.

Yes, but he's been known to not even bench press 25 pounds for over 50 straight reps!

[wadesworld]

Was Morsell the primary defender on Booknight in the NCAA Tournament?  I'd assume he was, and Booknight didn't have a great game.