Hauser Aftermath: Where are you in the seven stages of grief?

[Billy Hoyle]

How frigging embarrassing will it be to be teammates and "brothers" with a guy that punched your nuts and grabbed your wiener? Seriously.

Ask Michael Jordan and Scottie Pippin after they gave their blessing for Dennis Rodman to join the Bulls.

It's all about winning (and in college, getting to the League) so the BS gets pushed aside for the greater good.

[tower912]

Nut punch doesn't matter as long as they get their touches.     

[jesmu84]

Ask Michael Jordan and Scottie Pippin after they gave their blessing for Dennis Rodman to join the Bulls.

It's all about winning (and in college, getting to the League) so the BS gets pushed aside for the greater good.

Or Michael and Scottie about kukoc

[Silent Verbal]

Nut punch doesn't matter as long as they get their touches.   

Sour grapes.  Their families go way back and it's all probably water under the bridge to those guys at this point.  If anything, Davison being on the team is a selling point.

[Lennys Tap]

Kinda reminds me of how I learned that TC went to I4.

We took the kids to London for spring break and were at Heathrow for our return flight. I was wearing MU gear, and an IU fan walked up to me and said "so I hear we got your coach." I had no idea what he was talking about, so he explained. I didn't see anything in writing and given that it was April 1, I wasn't totally sure what to believe. Needless to say, it was quite the flight home.

On the plus side, we got upgraded to Biz class!

And MU got upgraded to Buzz class! #WinWin

[Cheeks]

And MU got upgraded to Buzz class! #WinWin

If we waited one more day we would have had Tony Bennett and a classy program would not have taken a temporary detour.  Oh well.  Timing is everything.

[wadesworld]

Sour grapes.  Their families go way back and it's all probably water under the bridge to those guys at this point.  If anything, Davison being on the team is a selling point.

Yup. Worse players around then = more touches for them.

[Lennys Tap]

If we waited one more day we would have had Tony Bennett and a classy program would not have taken a temporary detour.  Oh well.  Timing is everything.

I don't know if we could have gotten TB or not. I do know you never mentioned he was ours for the taking until Crash asserted it so it's obviously news to you. If true we should have fired Crean before he took the IU job to make sure we could get him.

Anyhoo, Buzz was a major upgrade. TB would have been one too.

[Pops Sims]

Scene from the wining and dining at a Madison steakhouse Saturday night.

[Cheeks]

I don't know if we could have gotten TB or not. I do know you never mentioned he was ours for the taking until Crash asserted it so it's obviously news to you. If true we should have fired Crean before he took the IU job to make sure we could get him.

Anyhoo, Buzz was a major upgrade. TB would have been one too.

Has nothing to do with Crash or what Crash said.  We should have fired Crean for making NCAA tournaments and having a top 25 program...uhm ok.

[cheebs09]

Scene from the wining and dining at a Madison steakhouse Saturday night.

[Mr. Sand-Knit]

No DGAF option
Team is significantly better defensively because of it.  Onward n upward, joey sucked anyway n was a baby

[muguru]

No DGAF option
Team is significantly better defensively because of it.  Onward n upward, joey sucked anyway n was a baby

You're an idiot..you are one of the worst here at blasting the kids...Luke Fisher was a prime target of yours. You wouldn't knbow a talented player if it hit you in the face. Sure, maybe the team will be better defensively, but NO WAY will they be better offensively, especially 3 point shooting, and NO WAY they will be the top 10 team they were projected to be preseason.

[WarriorPride68]

Scene from the wining and dining at a Madison steakhouse Saturday night.

[Johnny B]

these memes are hilarious

[Mr. Sand-Knit]

You're an idiot..you are one of the worst here at blasting the kids...Luke Fisher was a prime target of yours. You wouldn't knbow a talented player if it hit you in the face. Sure, maybe the team will be better defensively, but NO WAY will they be better offensively, especially 3 point shooting, and NO WAY they will be the top 10 team they were projected to be preseason.

Projections and a dollar will get you a cup of coffee at mcdonalds.  No way MU is a top 10 team with both hausers and markus on the floor.  Too weak defensively.  Look at the elite 8 teams, duke, uva, texas tech, etc etc. elite defensive teams, no way MU can defnd anywhere near that level with those three out there. Huge step forward defensively with their departure.  Wojo has proven he can get teams to score.  a grad transfer or two and MU is improved despite the wailing and gnashing of teeth

[Spaniel with a Short Tail]

these memes are hilarious

[Johnny B]

paired with a quote its a damn meme. hell even without it still a meme too

[GOO]

No DGAF option
Team is significantly better defensively because of it.  Onward n upward, joey sucked anyway n was a baby

Joey was a freshman who showed a lot of skill on offense. Ya, he is a bit slow, but as an offensive player he will be elite.  Great size, he will add strength, and he will be a big buy who will be able to play inside out and use his size against smaller players.  Kind of like a Novak with an added 30 pounds, that is what he'll be in two years.  Unfortunately, it sounds like we will end up seeing him play against MU a lot.  I'm sure he will stick it to us - a matchup we won't want to see on defense.

[mu_hilltopper]

No DGAF option

You missed the Arby's option, universal for IDGAF.

[TallTitan34]

https://twitter.com/MUCoachJohnson/status/1123618036655648769?s=20

[cheebs09]

paired with a quote its a damn meme. hell even without it still a meme too

Isn't every .gif a meme, but not every meme a .gif?

[Johnny B]

Isn't every .gif a meme, but not every meme a .gif?

Yes