Keefer, you're a tree climber?

[wadesworld]

http://komonews.com/live/event

This you bro?

A live stream for a guy who climbed a 60 foot tall sequoia in downtown Seattle and is refusing to come down.  They had negotiators up on a firetruck's ladder but he just flipped them the bird and throw apples and branches at them.  Can't a man just climb a tree in peace?

[Cooby Snacks]

This is going on right outside my office window. Very distracting.

Highlights so far:

Throwing stuff.
Screaming "F---ing f----ts" at the cops for a steady half hour.
"You probably had sex with a dog and a baby" also aimed at the cops.
For the firemen, "You have gay sex in the firetruck"
"Hey Farva, do you want a liter of cola?" at a heftier officer.

[keefe]

http://komonews.com/live/event

This you bro?

A live stream for a guy who climbed a 60 foot tall sequoia in downtown Seattle and is refusing to come down.  They had negotiators up on a firetruck's ladder but he just flipped them the bird and throw apples and branches at them.  Can't a man just climb a tree in peace?

Holy schmidt! My 15 minutes of fame!

[wadesworld]

Holy schmidt! My 15 minutes of fame!

More like 7+ hours of fame!

[wadesworld]

Update:  He's still up there.

[Cooby Snacks]

From the scene: straight chillin

[keefe]

Sombitch is still there...

I love how he asked for a pack of smokes!

http://komonews.com/news/local/man-trapped-at-top-of-tall-tree-in-downtown-seattle-rescue-launched

[WellsstreetWanderer]

Sombitch is still there...

I love how he asked for a pack of smokes!

http://komonews.com/news/local/man-trapped-at-top-of-tall-tree-in-downtown-seattle-rescue-launched

Smoke 'em if you got 'em

[keefe]

Smoke 'em if you got 'em

I mean, after a long hard night of tree squatting a man really craves a good smoke!

[GooooMarquette]

Sombitch is still there...

I love how he asked for a pack of smokes!

http://komonews.com/news/local/man-trapped-at-top-of-tall-tree-in-downtown-seattle-rescue-launched

Best part is the tweet from Seattle PD:

"Issue appears to be between the man and the tree," Seattle police tweeted.

[4everwarriors]

Does da dude urinate and defecate in da tree, hey?

[keefe]

Does da dude urinate and defecate in da tree, hey?

Well, he was eating a lot of fiber then began breaking off branches...

[keefe]

From the scene: straight chillin

Cooby

I was at Columbia Tower yesterday afternoon in a rare foray into Seattle but I missed all of this.

Is this near the Westin Hotel and Westin Office Building? 

[Cooby Snacks]

Cooby

I was at Columbia Tower yesterday afternoon in a rare foray into Seattle but I missed all of this.

Is this near the Westin Hotel and Westin Office Building?

Yeah, it's a block east on 4th and Stewart.

The guy just climbed down after 24 hours of being up there, getting stretchered off. Not sure if he had anything to eat or drink the whole time. Definitely didn't see it happen while I was at work. However, I did catch a glimpse of his balls and @$$hole while he was doing some pants-down acrobatics an hour ago. Lucky me.

Hope he gets the help he needs.

[4everwarriors]

Too bad we taxpayers are probably on the hook for this goofball, hey?

[GooooMarquette]

Yeah, it's a block east on 4th and Stewart.

The guy just climbed down after 24 hours of being up there, getting stretchered off. Not sure if he had anything to eat or drink the whole time. Definitely didn't see it happen while I was at work. However, I did catch a glimpse of his balls and @$$hole while he was doing some pants-down acrobatics an hour ago. Lucky me.

Hope he gets the help he needs.

I was all-in on expanding the BE to the Pacific Northwest by adding Gonzaga, but this has be rethinking my opinion.

[keefe]

I was all-in on expanding the BE to the Pacific Northwest by adding Gonzaga, but this has be rethinking my opinion.

Doc

Ok, if you give me a pack of Camels I promise to never again show my balls and a$$ to Cooby. You gotta let the Zags in, though.

[GooooMarquette]

Doc

Ok, if you give me a pack of Camels I promise to never again show my balls and a$$ to Cooby. You gotta let the Zags in, though.

Camels are in the mail.

Maybe if Mark Few promises never to let his balls and a$$ dangle from a redwood....