This is why Duke sucks

[CrazyEcho]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYOgC2Qbqh4

A classic (not appropriate for work)

[downtown85]

Gets my vote for the MTV music awards.

[ecompt]

Hey, it worked. Got my hate up for tonight. The Dickie V factor alone makes me want to bury those pretty-boy preppies who think they invented basketball.

[Chili]

http://www.truthaboutduke.com/

[chefrad]

 Who has time to list all the reasons Duke sucks? Especially at Thanksgiving.

[Ready2Fly]

http://www.truthaboutduke.com/

"The attendance last year was pathetic in terms of fan support, and that's something we're trying to rectify this year," said Roberto Bazzani, a Duke senior who serves as head line monitor.

Ha! Ha ha ha!  Head line monitor.  I'm glad we're not such a pansy school.  I bet that kid puts it on his resume.

As for who has time to list all the things they hate about Duke?  I could do it all day every day.

[muarmy81]

Hey, it worked. Got my hate up for tonight. The Dickie V factor alone makes me want to bury those pretty-boy preppies who think they invented basketball.

Speaking of him, do you think he'll fly in to help with commentary? 

[🏀]

I'm sure ESPN has an anamatronic Dick Vitale on hand. I'm sure they have s several robots of Dookie V ready to go at anytime. The price probably wouldn't be much, and the programming would be a snap.

"Oooooo" "Baby" "Duke" "Coach K" "Awesome" "McGuire" "Oooooo" "Uniforms" "aaaaaahhhh" "ooooo" "diaper dandy" "oooooo"

Listening to Vitale is getting worse and worse. He clearly can't bring the energy anymore, and just mails in his signature lines to keep on getting paid.

[State]

...trouble filling the stands???

I thought I read that they only have 1500 seats for students the way it is....and I thought we had spoiled fans...

[BuzzSucksSucks]

This will put you in an appropriate frame of mind for tonight's game, if you haven't read it before.  It's pretty long, but nicely written.   http://www.truthaboutduke.com/antidook1.php