Coaching anagrams

[mikekinsellaMVP]

Between haikus, word searches, and "respect the process," I really think this is how we should pick our next coach.

Ben Howland:  "He won bland"
Shaka Smart:  "Karma's shat"
Cuonzo Martin:  "Matzo unicorn"
Jamie Dixon:  "A mode I jinx"
Brian Wardle:  "Bawl drainer"

Tom Crean:  "Narc to me"
Brent Williams: "Blame twirls in"

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Left out - Pick In Trio?

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Or - Cube Brewer?

[Chicos' Buzz Scandal Countdown]

Good lord this board needs a coaching decision STAT.