Coping with Buzz's departure

[Chicos' Buzz Scandal Countdown]

The reaction to Buzz leaving is hitting all the classic coping strategies of being dumped by a GF/BF freshman year.

So far I have observed:
- "I'm disappointed, but wish him well, and am optimistic about what's next for us."
- "I never liked him in the first place"
- "He didn't dump me, I dumped him"
- "I liked my old BF better anyways" (Chicos)
- Revenge sex

... okay I made up the last one.

Bottom line: chill out, MU nation, we are a very eligible bachelor.

[Eldon]

If all this is a push to get Howland all along, then Dick Strong, the BOT and others are the greatest collective collegiate GM ever.

I sincerely hope info comes out to show that Buzz didn't play us, we were playing him the whole time.  #relationships

[TheFarEastMovement]

I guess we are single and ready to mingle eh! I guess Buzz had to cheat on us for some shitty slut like VT.   

[connie]

I guess we are single and ready to mingle eh! I guess Buzz had to cheat on us for some crapty slut like VT.   

Can I hope he gets the clap?

[john31]

VT=Second rate Hill Billy Hot. Not Ellie Mae Clampett hill billy hot.