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Which is the best line involving Mbakwe?

Trevor doesn't teabag girls... He potato sacs them.
11 (19%)
Trevor Mbawke is the reason Waldo is hiding.
6 (10.3%)
One night, Mbakwe gets thrown out of a bar. Next day, he burns it down, walks through the rubble, and sits in the chair he was in before. He sits there 2 yrs as they build the bar around him. Once done, he burns that one down & pisses on the remains
2 (3.4%)
Trevor doesn't travel at the speed of light.......Light travels at the speed of Trevor Mbakwe
3 (5.2%)
Mbakwe once visited the Virgin Islands.  Now they are just the Islands.
22 (37.9%)
When Clark Kent needs power, he rips off his shirt and turns into Superman.  When Superman needs power he rips off his shirt and turns into Trevor Mbakwe.
2 (3.4%)
Every night before Osama bin Laden goes to sleep, he first checks under the bed for Mbakwe.
8 (13.8%)
Trevor Mbakwe doesn't sleep...........he waits!
4 (6.9%)

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AlumKCof93

December 21, 2007, 09:57:40 AM
I'm really bored at work
"Yes, Dinnertime!  The perfect break between work and drunk" - Homer J. Simpson

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#1
December 21, 2007, 01:25:02 PM
I think you can automatically eliminate all the ones that were stolen from the SNL Bill Braskey skits as well as those which were originally Chuck Norris jokes.

AlumKCof93

#2
December 21, 2007, 01:44:36 PM
I never saw the skit you were referring to, but I doubt many of the lines used were original.
"Yes, Dinnertime!  The perfect break between work and drunk" - Homer J. Simpson
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