ESPN's latest fluff piece on college BB

[Marcus92]

http://www.espn.com/mens-college-basketball/story/_/id/17245024/the-movie-defines-top-25-college-hoops-team

As frivolous as this article is, I still read the entire thing. Please, can we get a commitment, another player interview, anything of real substance? These are the times that try MU fans' souls.

[Benny B]

Any article that likens Crean to a character who broke his leg during a chess accident is alright by me... even if there is the obligatory Myron nonsense.



Though it seems very apropos that Nova is "Gladiator," because between Victoria Zdrok and Mia Khalifa, they definitely have the star-power to field a cast for the porno parody.

[Benny B]

Just in case the last one went over your head.... a list of the Top 25 if they were porno parodies of movies.

1. Duke Blue Devils: "Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back" (1980)
-Star Whores: Episode V – The Kunt for Hire Lies Back

2. Villanova Wildcats: "Gladiator" (2000)
-Glad He Ate Her
(starring Victoria Zdrok, of course)

3. Kentucky Wildcats: "The Aviator" (2004)
-The Navy Ate Her
(starring Ashley Jugg)

4. Kansas Jayhawks: "The Music Man" (1962)
N/A – Musicals are pretty much gay porn

5. Virginia Cavaliers: "A Few Good Men" (1992)
-A Few 'Hood Men
(ghetto porn)

6. North Carolina Tar Heels: "Catch 22" (1970)
-Catch Auntie's Poo

7. Oregon Ducks: "Guess Who" (2005)
-Piss, Jew.
(Fetish porn for those with matzo-fever)

8. Wisconsin Badgers: "The Royal Tenenbaums" (2001)
The Royal Ten, in Bums
(UK Porn, Directed by Ass Wenderson)

9. Xavier Musketeers: "Groundhog Day" (1993)
-Poundhog Day

10. Michigan State Spartans: "Boomerang" (1992)
-Boom Her 'Tang

11. Indiana Hoosiers: "Revenge of the Nerds" (1984)
-Defend All His Turds

12. Arizona Wildcats: "Field of Dreams" (1989)
-Squeal and Screams

13. Louisville Cardinals: "Citizen Kane" (1941)
-Sit on His Cane
(even the elderly need porn)

14. Purdue Boilermakers: "Rocky III" (1982)
-Suck-e Me?
(Asian porn)

15. West Virginia Mountaineers: "Gattaca" (1997)
-Fattaca
(for BBW admirers)

16. Gonzaga Bulldogs: "It's a Wonderful Life" (1946)
-Tits Are Under the Wife
(all doggy-style porn)

17. UCLA Bruins: "The Martian" (2015)
The Arse End
(Scottish porn)

18. Maryland Terrapins: "Edge of Tomorrow" (2014)
-Minch and the Arsehole
(more Scottish porn)

19. Saint Mary's Gaels: "The Castle" (1997)
-The Ass Smell

20. Creighton Bluejays: "Trading Places" (1983)
-Piss in Faces

21. Rhode Island Rams: "Cocoon" (1985)
N/A - The movie Cocoon is pure pornography.

22. Cincinnati Bearcats: "The Last Samurai" (2003)
-Her Vast Hammy Thighs.
(more BBW porn)

23. Florida State Seminoles: "The Fast and the Furious" (2001)
-The Fat and the Furriest
(vintage BBW porn)

24.Connecticut Huskies: "Garden State" (2004)
-Hardened State

25. Syracuse Orange: "Splash" (1984)
-Sploosh

[JamilJaeJamailJrJuan]

My oh my.