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MUScoop => The Superbar => Topic started by: Benny B on December 12, 2019, 11:13:28 PM

Title: Celebrating Cockburn
Post by: Benny B on December 12, 2019, 11:13:28 PM
https://www.yahoo.com/sports/illinois-center-kofi-cockburn-accidentally-punches-official-lewis-garrison-celebrating-foul-call-michigan-wolverines-040920208.html

In related news, Brad Davison is appealing his flagrant foul from last year stating, “It was an honest accident.  I didn’t know he would have balls there.”
Title: Re: Celebrating Cockburn
Post by: forgetful on December 13, 2019, 09:22:00 AM
At least he didn't punch the ref in the balls like Carlos Boozer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7FOPBKIp9Y (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7FOPBKIp9Y)
Title: Re: Celebrating Cockburn
Post by: 4everwarriors on December 13, 2019, 01:50:38 PM
Dude is singin' like a canary. As four Mr. Cockburn, change dat last name. Ya shouldn't haveta goe threw life wit folks pee demselves laffin' whenever yur introduced to a crowd. Cockburn is painful and contagious and ya don't wanna bee dippin' inta da Amazon witout a life jacket, aina?
Title: Re: Celebrating Cockburn
Post by: NorthernDancerColt on December 14, 2019, 09:08:12 AM
Quote from: 4everwarriors on December 13, 2019, 01:50:38 PM
Dude is singin' like a canary. As four Mr. Cockburn, change dat last name. Ya shouldn't haveta goe threw life wit folks pee demselves laffin' whenever yur introduced to a crowd. Cockburn is painful and contagious and ya don't wanna bee dippin' inta da Amazon witout a life jacket, aina?

In other news, HaHa Clinton-Dix was born in 1992, well before the Monica Lewinsky scandal surfaced in 1998.