MUScoop
MUScoop => The Superbar => Topic started by: real chili 83 on April 15, 2017, 09:25:39 PM
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Where's your Messiah nowwwwwwww
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I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
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"You despise me don't you?"
"If I gave you any thought, I probably would."
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"You know what happens if you do another turn in the joint?"
"F*ck your father in the shower and then have a snack? Are you going to charge me dickhead?"
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"Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here."
"They caused an explosion!"
"Is this true?"
"Yes it's true. [pause] This man has no dick."
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'I'll have watt she's havin'", hey?
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"I knew it. I'm surrounded by a$$holes!"
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"You talking to me?"
https://youtu.be/lQkpes3dgzg
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My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
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This does injustice to the entire scene but...
M: Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone crap again. There's just no stopping in a white zone.
F: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
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Two favorites off the top of my head:
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"Bratwurst?? Aren't we the optimist!"
"We deal in lead, friend..."
"All every woman wants...be it mother, nun, senator...is some serious deep dickin'"
"Beautiful, naked, big-titted women just don't fall out of the sky..."
"Shut the f#ck up, Donnie!"
"Son, you got a panty on your head"
"I've been listening to my gut since I was 14 and, frankly speaking, my guy has sh1t for brains"
"I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, but at least it's an ethos"
"Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, and sometimes it rains"
"No prisoners!"
"Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff."
"Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women."
"Women uh... women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I, uh... I do not avoid women, Mandrake. But I...I do deny them my essence"
"Charlie don't surf!"
“No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.”
“Magnificent! Compared to war all other forms of human endeavor shrink to insignificance.
God help me, I do love it so!”
"When you put your hand in the pile of goo that used to be your best friend's face... you'll know what to do"
"Charlie didn't get much USO. He was dug in too deep, or movin' too fast. His idea of R&R was cold rice and a little rat meat. He had only two ways home: death or victory."
"Someday...this war's gonna end..."
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"I hate Illinois Nazis"
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How do you like them apples.
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"dying ain't much of a living son"
"say hello to my little friend"
"courage is fear holding on a minute longer"
"success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom"
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"I'm a refugee from Alabama myself," ai na?
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"Howdy Pilgrim"
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C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like we're going into Wisconsin.
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C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like we're going into Wisconsin.
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I know what you're thinking: "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?
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"Seven years of college down the drain"
"Hey! Ya f#cked up! You trusted us!"
https://www.youtube.com/v/V8lT1o0sDwI
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"We're gonna need a bigger boat."
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I know what you're thinking: "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?
1st time or 2nd time? For me, 2nd time.
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"I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit."
"Hitler... there was a painter! He could paint an entire apartment in ONE afternoon ... two coats!
"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."
"I don't hate Balboa; I pity da fool."
"A man's gotta know his limitations."
"It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant. It's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say ... is it the new Bluesmobile or what?"
"He's a nice, a nice kid. He's a pretty kid, too. I mean I don't know ... I gotta problem if I should f@&k him or fight him."
"Kahhhhhhhhnnnnn!"
"My father was fond of saying you need three things in life: a good doctor, a forgiving priest, and a clever accountant. The first two, I've never had much use for."
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"Well, you don't got to be Stonewall Jackson to know you don't want to fight in a basement!"
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Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
You can get busy livin, or you can get busy dyin.
I think that goose stepping morons like yourself should try reading books and not burning them.
The bi%$# hit me with a toaster.
I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates when he said....... I drank what?
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During this fight, I've seen a lot of changing, in the way you feel about me, and in the way I feel about you. In here, there were two guys killing each other, but I guess that's better than twenty million. I guess what I'm trying to say, is that if I can change, and you can change, everybody can change!
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During this fight, I've seen a lot of changing, in the way you feel about me, and in the way I feel about you. In here, there were two guys killing each other, but I guess that's better than twenty million. I guess what I'm trying to say, is that if I can change, and you can change, everybody can change!
Great choice, topper.
My son and I make fun of that scene all the time. It's a classically schmaltzy, utterly ridiculous Rocky scene.
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I'm sure there are a lot of ways I've gone that you haven't.
a $100 shine for a $3 pair of boots....I don't think I've ever been this happy.
No, but we are willing to learn!
He's only mostly dead.
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"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads."
"Dogs and Cats living together....MASS HYSTERIA"
"Noonan!"
"Germans?? Forget it. He's rolling"
"This $hit's chess, it ain't checkers"
"I do not call myself subject to much at all"
"Let's build a bridge outta her!"
"My friend here's trying to convince me that any independent contractors who were working on the uncompleted Death Star were innocent victims when it was destroyed by the Rebels."
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”You don't understand! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.”
”The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.”
”What we've got here is a failure to communicate.”
”Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!”
”Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!”
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Great choice, topper.
My son and I make fun of that scene all the time. It's a classically schmaltzy, utterly ridiculous Rocky scene.
You take that back.
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Goddammit, I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it'd do any good!
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"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
"They're heeeeere!"
"Say hello to my little friend!!"
"Here's Johnny!"
"I am your father."
"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."
"I am serious ... and don't call me Shirley."
"Shaken, not stirred."
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."
"E.T. phone home!"
"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."
"Plastics."
"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me."
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"I am your father."
To be super accurate the line is: "No...I am your father" ;D
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"I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy crap we don't need. We're the middle children of history. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off. "
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Forgot one I use at work all the time:
"Well look, I already told you; I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?"
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Kate: I'm going to be 17 tomorrow.
Max: Wow, now you can read Seventeen magazine and get all the references.
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"You want an answer?"
"I think I'm entitled to an answer."
"You want answers?"
"I want the truth."
"You can't handle the truth. Son, we live in a world that has walls and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? Lt. Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know - that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You use words like honor, code and loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under a blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just say thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to."
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"Major, there are parts of New York even the Wermacht should stay out of..."
"Play it again , Sam..."
"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world she walks into mine..."
"We'll always have Paris..."
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To be super accurate the line is: "No...I am your father" ;D
I admittedly and purposely left that out. Don't I at least get credit for not saying the oft-misquoted, "Luke, I am your father"???
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"My name is Lt. Aldo Raine and I'm putting together a special team, and I need me eight soldiers. Eight Jewish-American soldiers. Now, y'all might've heard rumors about the armada happening soon. Well, we'll be leaving a little earlier. We're gonna be dropped into France, dressed as civilians. And once we're in enemy territory, as a bushwhackin' guerrilla army, we're gonna be doin' one thing and one thing only... killin' Nazis. Now, I don't know about y'all, but I sure as hell didn't come down from the goddamn Smoky Mountains, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half of Sicily and jump out of a unnatural carnal knowledgein' air-o-plane to teach the Nazis lessons in humanity. Nazi ain't got no humanity. They're the foot soldiers of a Jew-hatin', mass murderin' maniac and they need to be dee-stroyed. That's why any and every son of a bitch we find wearin' a Nazi uniform, they're gonna die. Now, I'm the direct descendant of the mountain man Jim Bridger. That means I got a little Injun in me. And our battle plan will be that of an Apache resistance. We will be cruel to the Germans, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. And the German won't not be able to help themselves but to imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heels, and the edge of our knives. And the German will be sickened by us, and the German will talk about us, and the German will fear us. And when the German closes their eyes at night and they're tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done, it will be with thoughts of us they are tortured with. Sound good?"
"YES, SIR!"
"That's what I like to hear. But I got a word of warning for all you would-be warriors. When you join my command, you take on debit. A debit you owe me personally. Each and every man under my command owes me one hundred Nazi scalps. And I want my scalps. And all y'all will git me one hundred Nazi scalps, taken from the heads of one hundred dead Nazis. Or you will die tryin'."
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I like this thread, but when we have to go online to find long speeches (or even short ones), are they really "favorite movie lines" we remember? I'm guilty of it, too - looked up a few I listed.
Carrying on ...
"Always Be Closing!" - part of Alec Baldwin's incredible 7-minute speech on Glengarry Glen Ross.
Other memorable lines in it (I did check to make sure I got each word-for-word):
"Coffee's for closers!"
"Third prize is you're fired."
"F%#k you, that's my name. ... You drove a Hyundai to get here. I drove an eighty-thousand dollar BMW. THAT'S my name."
"You see this watch? That watch costs more than your car."
"Nice guy? I don't give a sh1t. Good father? F%#k you! Go home and play with your kids."
"It takes brass balls to sell real estate."
"I'd wish you good luck but you wouldn't know what to do with it if you got it."
I'm not a Baldwin hater, and in fact like a lot of what he's done, but he never had a better moment on screen and he never will again. The tension during that speech was chilling.
Glengarry Glen Ross was a very good movie that was almost great. It certainly had one of the great casts assembled during that era (and maybe any era).
That Baldwin stole the show from Pacino, Lemon, Spacey, Harris and Arkin says all one needs to know about those 7 minutes!
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I admittedly and purposely left that out. Don't I at least get credit for not saying the oft-misquoted, "Luke, I am your father"???
You do get full credit, though I should respond with my favorite Chris Rock line:
"I ain't never been to jail....whatcha want a cookie???!? Your not suppose to go to jail you low expectation having motha fu$ker"
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Another one I forgot:
"Losers whine about their best, winners go home and fu$k the prom queen
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I like this thread, but when we have to go online to find long speeches (or even short ones), are they really "favorite movie lines" we remember? I'm guilty of it, too - looked up a few I listed.
Carrying on ...
"Always Be Closing!" - part of Alec Baldwin's incredible 7-minute speech on Glengarry Glen Ross.
Other memorable lines in it (I did check to make sure I got each word-for-word):
"Coffee's for closers!"
"Third prize is you're fired."
"F%#k you, that's my name. ... You drove a Hyundai to get here. I drove an eighty-thousand dollar BMW. THAT'S my name."
"You see this watch? That watch costs more than your car."
"Nice guy? I don't give a sh1t. Good father? F%#k you! Go home and play with your kids."
"It takes brass balls to sell real estate."
"I'd wish you good luck but you wouldn't know what to do with it if you got it."
I'm not a Baldwin hater, and in fact like a lot of what he's done, but he never had a better moment on screen and he never will again. The tension during that speech was chilling.
Glengarry Glen Ross was a very good movie that was almost great. It certainly had one of the great casts assembled during that era (and maybe any era).
That Baldwin stole the show from Pacino, Lemon, Spacey, Harris and Arkin says all one needs to know about those 7 minutes!
Went and saw 'Boss Baby' over spring break. The Boss Baby character, voiced by Alec Baldwin, is having a meeting with other babies. One of the babies wants a cookie. Boss Baby (voiced by Alec Baldwin) "Cookies are for closers."
I came out of my seat laughing. My 10 year old just looked at me and shook his head.
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Went and saw 'Boss Baby' over spring break. The Boss Baby character, voiced by Alec Baldwin, is having a meeting with other babies. One of the babies wants a cookie. Boss Baby (voiced by Alec Baldwin) "Cookies are for closers."
I came out of my seat laughing. My 10 year old just looked at me and shook his head.
Great stuff, tower.
Here's another favorite, famous line I just thought of ...
"I'm as mad as hell and I'm not gonna take this anymore!"
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"I'm with the Underhills."
"You see that Bears game last week?"
"I don't know what the hell you're talking about, Lucy, and I want you to shut up."
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a few from Snatch:
Mickey: Good dags. D'ya like dags?
Tommy: Dags?
Mickey: What?
Mrs. O'Neil: Yeah, dags.
Tommy: Oh, dogs. Sure, I like dags. I like caravans more.
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Bullet Tooth Tony: A bookie's got blagged last night.
Avi: Blagged? Speak English to me, Tony. I thought this country spawned the unnatural carnal knowledgeing language, and so far nobody seems to speak it.
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Brick Top: You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
Sol: Would someone mind telling me, who are you?
Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig crap, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
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Turkish: You show me how to control a wild unnatural carnal knowledgeing gypsy and I'll show you how to control an unhinged, pig-feeding gangster.
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Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo.
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You kids with your loud music, and your Dan Fogelberg, your zima, hula hoops, and Pac-Man video games -- don't you see? People today have attention spans that can only be measured in nanoseconds.
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"You got me at 'hello'"
"Show me the money"
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"You got me at 'hello'"
*had
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I am Frau Blücher.
[horses whinny]
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I am Frau Blücher.
[horses whinny]
Good one. I LOVE Young Frankenstein!
"Nice knockers!" ... "Sank you!"
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Spaceballs edition!
"It's my virgin alarm. It's programmed to go off before you do."
"We ain't found $hit"
"They've gone to plaid!"
"There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry!"
"Prepare for metamorphosis! Ready Kafka?"
"I knew it! I'm surrounded by A$$holes! Keep firing A$$holes!"
"Get back here you fat bearded b*tch!"
"My brains are going into my feet!"
I'm amazed that I still remember all of these off the top of my head. I've watched this movie way too many times.
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You got me at had? That doesn't make any sense.
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Spaceballs edition!
"It's my virgin alarm. It's programmed to go off before you do."
"We ain't found $hit"
"They've gone to plaid!"
"There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry!"
"Prepare for metamorphosis! Ready Kafka?"
"I knew it! I'm surrounded by A$$holes! Keep firing A$$holes!"
"Get back here you fat bearded b*tch!"
"My brains are going into my feet!"
I'm amazed that I still remember all of these off the top of my head. I've watched this movie way too many times.
Love that movie...one I find myself using a fair amount at work: "What are you preparing, stop preparing. Just GO!"
Another good one: "What's the matter Colonel Sandruz? CHICKEN!!!"
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Spaceballs the flame thrower. The kids love it.
When will then be now? Soon.
1...2...3...4...5...1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Sounds like the combination an idiot has for his luggage. Remind me to change the combination on my luggage.
Yogurt!?!? I hate yogurt!
She's a bass.
Pizza the Hut!
I see you have the Schwartz too. And yours is as big as mine.
Comb the desert...Find anything yet? Nothing yet sir. Find anything? Nothing yet sir. Find anything? We ain't found $hit! Do you think we're taking this a bit too literally?
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Those aren't pillows!
Oh, youth is wasted on the wrong people.
You can't go, all the plants will die!
Are you guys playing cards?
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You have chosen ... wisely.
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Those aren't pillows!
My wife's all-time favorite movie. If she sees it on TV, she always insists on watching 10-15 minutes of it (if not the whole thing).
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William Miller: So Russell, what do you love about music?"
Russell Hammond: "Well...to begin with...everything."
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Can i take your last beer? We'll split it!
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"Is it safe?"
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From Little Big Man:
Jack Crabb: Grandfather, I have a white wife.
Old Lodge Skins: You do? That's interesting. Does she cook and does she work hard.
Jack Crabb: Yes, Grandfather.
Old Lodge Skins: That surprises me. Does she show pleasant enthusiasm when you mount her?
Jack Crabb: Well sure, Grandfather.
Old Lodge Skins: That surprises me even more. I tried one of them once, but she didn't show any enthusiasm at all.
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Good one. I LOVE Young Frankenstein!
"Nice knockers!" ... "Sank you!"
"Could be worse...could be raining."
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I was born a poor black child....
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I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches for sure. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, and this magazine, and the chair.
And I don't need one other thing, except my dog.
[growls at him]
I don't need my dog.
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Caddyshack has some of my favorites:
"I want a hamburger! No, a cheeseburger! I want a hotdog! I want a milkshake!
"You'll get nothing and like it!"
"Wanna make 12 dollars, the hard way?"
"Hey, you must've been something before electricity!"
"Now I know why tigers eat their young."
"Well...we're waiting!'
"Noonan!"
"There is no God"
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"You play ball like a girl!"
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There's no crying in baseball! There's no crying! Roger Hornsby was my manager and called me a walking pile of pig $hit on the day by parents drove down from Michigan to watch me play in the game. Did I cry? No. You know why? BECAUSE THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!
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I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches for sure. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, and this magazine, and the chair.
And I don't need one other thing, except my dog.
[growls at him]
I don't need my dog.
I was a huge Steve Martin fan (back when he was funny). My sophomore year, I went on first date with a cute little redhead and took her on see The Jerk on its opening day - a Friday afternoon just before Xmas break. I laughed hysterically at every line, nearly fell out of my seat a couple of times. There weren't many people in the place for a Friday afternoon show, and I was maybe one of two people who laughed out loud during the "I slit the sheet" scene. I think my date was horrified at the ease and volume at which I laughed ... repeatedly.
Needless to say, that was our only date.
Eff her. I ended up with somebody better!
It's a shame that Steve became a painter, poet, serious writer, musician and renaissance man. He used to be damn funny!
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a few from Snatch:
Mickey: Good dags. D'ya like dags?
Tommy: Dags?
Mickey: What?
Mrs. O'Neil: Yeah, dags.
Tommy: Oh, dogs. Sure, I like dags. I like caravans more.
I feel 4ever is the Wisconsin version of snatch.
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Caddyshack has some of my favorites:
"I want a hamburger! No, a cheeseburger! I want a hotdog! I want a milkshake!
"You'll get nothing and like it!"
"Wanna make 12 dollars, the hard way?"
"Hey, you must've been something before electricity!"
"Now I know why tigers eat their young."
"Well...we're waiting!'
"Noonan!"
"There is no God"
Agreed and also
We have a pond out back and pool up.....we have a pond and pool, the pond would be good for you.
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"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote: a flute without holes isn't a flute and a donut without a hole is a danish. Funny guy."
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Pretty much every word out of Dennis Farina's mouth in Midnight Run
"Is this moron number 1? Put moron number 2 on the phone."
"Sidney, sit down, relax. Have a sandwich. Drink a glass of milk, do some f'ing thing."
"Don't say a word to me, Sidney, don't say a f'ing word. I'll bury this telephone in your head."
"You and that other dummy better start getting more personally involved in your work, or I'm gonna stab you through the heart with a f'ing pencil"
And my favorite from Robert DeNiro
"Here come two words for you: Shut the f up."
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from Blazing Saddles
"Where' all the white girls? "
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Pretty much every word out of Dennis Farina's mouth in Midnight Run
"Is this moron number 1? Put moron number 2 on the phone."
"Sidney, sit down, relax. Have a sandwich. Drink a glass of milk, do some f'ing thing."
"Don't say a word to me, Sidney, don't say a f'ing word. I'll bury this telephone in your head."
"You and that other dummy better start getting more personally involved in your work, or I'm gonna stab you through the heart with a f'ing pencil"
And my favorite from Robert DeNiro
"Here come two words for you: Shut the f up."
Farina also had great lines as Ray "Bones" Barboni in Get Shorty:
Bullcrap! That's short for "ergo".
E.g., i.e., unnatural carnal knowledge you! The point is this: is that, When I say "jump", you say "OK", okay?
I'm from Miami-unnatural carnal knowledgein'-Beach and you wanna show me the ocean, huh? And what about sun, does it ever shine around here, or is this smog around all the time?
That's what they say, huh? What a bunch of unnatural carnal knowledgein bullcrap.
[after punching Leo's wife Faye in the face] I want us to be friends, Faye. And we all know that friends don't hit each other... unless they have to.
unnatural carnal knowledge you, unnatural carnal knowledgeball.
unnatural carnal knowledge, unnatural carnal knowledge, unnatural carnal knowledge, unnatural carnal knowledge, unnatural carnal knowledge, unnatural carnal knowledge, unnatural carnal knowledge, unnatural carnal knowledge!
Yeah well, I hope you drive better than you unnatural carnal knowledgeing spell, jack-off. My name is Barboni, not Barbone, okay!
Have you spoken to Mr. Palmer since your husband blew up?
They say the unnatural carnal knowledgeing smog is the unnatural carnal knowledgeing reason you have such beautiful unnatural carnal knowledgeing sunsets.
[to the driver, as he gets into a cab] The unnatural carnal knowledgein' airport
[after being shot by Chilli Palmer] Somebody call 9-unnatural carnal knowledgeing-1-1-1! Somebody call 9-unnatural carnal knowledgeing-1-1-1! Somebody call 9-unnatural carnal knowledgeing-1-1-1!
Don't you puke on my shoes Harry.
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"Here come two words for you: Shut the f up."
I heard Devon say this to the crowd when he and Bubba Ray entered the ring at the Hammerstein Ballroom back in the ECW days.
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"Because I tell you, counselor, this arson -- this is serious crime."
Mickey Rourke
Body Heat
"This arson is a serious crime."
Brad Pitt
The Counselor
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"You talking to me?"
Query: In what movie did this line originate?
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I'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers.
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Query: In what movie did this line originate?
What is Taxi Driver. I'll take famous movie quotes for $1,000 Alex.
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You've been missing a lot of work lately, Peter.
I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob.
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What is Taxi Driver. I'll take famous movie quotes for $1,000 Alex.
Sorry, you lose.
"The famous monologue in Taxi Driver, "You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the f--- do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK." was inspired by a scene from Shane in which Shane asks "You speakin' to me?" and Chris Calloway replies "I don't see nobody else standin' there."
Wiki
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https://youtu.be/0TjrNjcFv_A
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Sorry, you lose.
"The famous monologue in Taxi Driver, "You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the f--- do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK." was inspired by a scene from Shane in which Shane asks "You speakin' to me?" and Chris Calloway replies "I don't see nobody else standin' there."
Wiki
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https://youtu.be/0TjrNjcFv_A
A line, or a quote, is an exact phrase. Being "inspired by" isn't the same. Thanks for playing though. There are some wonderful parting gifts for you on your way out.
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Sorry, you lose.
"The famous monologue in Taxi Driver, "You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the f--- do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK." was inspired by a scene from Shane in which Shane asks "You speakin' to me?" and Chris Calloway replies "I don't see nobody else standin' there."
Wiki
Which wiki is that? Must not be this one: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taxi_Driver#.22You_talkin.27_to_me.3F.22
Roger Ebert called it "the truest line in the film.... Travis Bickle's desperate need to make some kind of contact somehow—to share or mimic the effortless social interaction he sees all around him, but does not participate in."[58]
Schrader does not take credit for the line, saying that his script only read "Travis speaks to himself in the mirror", and that De Niro improvised the dialogue. However, Schrader went on to say that De Niro's performance was inspired by a routine by "an underground New York comedian" whom he had once seen, possibly including his signature line.[59] Scorsese said that he drew inspiration from John Huston's 1967 movie Reflections in a Golden Eye in a scene which Marlon Brando character is facing the mirror.
In his 2009 memoir, saxophonist Clarence Clemons said that De Niro explained the line's origins when Clemons coached De Niro to play the saxophone for the 1977 film New York, New York.[60] Clemons said that De Niro had seen Bruce Springsteen say the line onstage at a concert as fans were screaming his name, and decided to make the line his own.[61]
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Dude, that's awesome
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Eh, nm
Can't argue with crazy.
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Y'all. This has been my favorite superbar thread in a while. I LOVE movie quotes. Ask the future Mrs. TAMU. I quote things all the time and she has no idea what I'm saying. Please don't make this thread be locked
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in before the lock
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Well, it's one louder isn't it?
These go to eleven.
we've got, you know, armadillos in our trousers.
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You know I hated that movie the first time I saw it. Thought it was incredibly dumb. Friend made me watch it a second time and for some reason I couldn't stop laughing. Some things are better the second time I guess.
"You look like blueberry!"
"Go back to your home on Whore Island!"
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I'm Ron Burgundy?
All right, who put a question mark in the teleprompter? Whatever you type he will read!
(Having worked in local TV news, Anchorman was even better. Lots of hidden jokes in there.)
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You know I hated that movie the first time I saw it. Thought it was incredibly dumb. Friend made me watch it a second time and for some reason I couldn't stop laughing. Some things are better the second time I guess.
"You look like blueberry!"
"Go back to your home on Whore Island!"
Attention! I have a breaking news announcement! CANNONBALL!
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"Show me the money"
I was fiddling around on Youtube last night and I watched that entire scene for the first time since I watched the whole movie 20 years ago. Incredibly funny. Before Tom Cruise got too strange he really was a good actor.
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Pretty much every word out of Dennis Farina's mouth in Midnight Run
"Is this moron number 1? Put moron number 2 on the phone."
"Sidney, sit down, relax. Have a sandwich. Drink a glass of milk, do some f'ing thing."
"Don't say a word to me, Sidney, don't say a f'ing word. I'll bury this telephone in your head."
"You and that other dummy better start getting more personally involved in your work, or I'm gonna stab you through the heart with a f'ing pencil"
And my favorite from Robert DeNiro
"Here come two words for you: Shut the f up."
Don't forget DeNiro " i know you all of two minutes and already i don't like you"
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from Blazing Saddles
"Where' all the white girls? "
isn't it, "hey, where the white women at?"
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A line, or a quote, is an exact phrase. Being "inspired by" isn't the same. Thanks for playing though. There are some wonderful parting gifts for you on your way out.
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I was fiddling around on Youtube last night and I watched that entire scene for the first time since I watched the whole movie 20 years ago. Incredibly funny. Before Tom Cruise got too strange he really was a good actor.
Yep. He was great in Risky Business, Top Gun, Rain Man and Jerry Maguire.
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I am NOT drinking any f@#&king merlot.
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I agree. Let's ask the Computer. When one Googles the line, "You talking to me quote", Taxi Driver comes up. I already knew that was correct, but I appreciate you backing me up by suggesting using the computer to find the answer.
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=you+talking+to+me+quote
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I agree. Let's ask the Computer. When one Googles the line, "You talking to me quote", Taxi Driver comes up. I already knew that was correct, but I appreciate you backing me up by suggesting using the computer to find the answer.
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=you+talking+to+me+quote
Guess they didn't teach the meaning of the word 'originate" (to have a specified beginning) at Trump U. If I google "Hound Dog" Elvis comes up but that's not where the song originated. If I google "Respect", Aretha comes up, but ...... Get the concept?
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Oh, Paulie. Won't see him no more.
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"DAMN! He ain't gonna be in Rush Hour 3"
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Charlie, they took my thumb.
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I am NOT drinking any f@#&king merlot.
That is the only word you need to know to be a successful screen writer today.
http://www.imdb.com/list/ls006569744/
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Charlie, they took my thumb.
+1
What do you need a fancy suit for? You got no job to wear it to man.
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"Then that Cobain p---y had to come around & ruin it all. "
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"Gelato isn't vegan?"
"It's milk and eggs, b!tch."
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That is the only word you need to know to be a successful screen writer today.
http://www.imdb.com/list/ls006569744/
The F-bomb aside, that line and the 2004 film from which it came, Sideways, had a profound impact on sales of merlot and pinot noir. I think it at least temporarily depressed the merlot market and significantly increased the popularity of pinot noir.
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"Gelato isn't vegan?"
"It's milk and eggs, b!tch."
Yes! Highly underrated movie!
"I'm in Lesbians with you"
"He punched the highlight out of her hair!"
"Your BFs about to get effed in the b"
"You just headbutted my boyfriend so hard that he burst"
"KICK HER IN THE BALLS!"
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There was nothing wrong with it until I was 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammy's
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'the horror...the horror..."
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Yes! Highly underrated movie!
"I'm in Lesbians with you"
"He punched the highlight out of her hair!"
"Your BFs about to get effed in the b"
"You just headbutted my boyfriend so hard that he burst"
"KICK HER IN THE BALLS!"
"This next song goes out to the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony.
It's called We Hate You Please Die."
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"In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder, bloodshed - but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love. And in 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. So long, Holly."
Orson Wells in The Third Man
"Gentlemen. You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!"
Dr. Strangelove
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"This next song goes out to the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony.
It's called We Hate You Please Die."
How are you doing that with your mouth?
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Just thought of a few more
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Ro-cky LOVES Em-il-Y, Ro-cky LOVES Em-il-Y
And one of the most gangster ass scenes/quotes of all time:
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"But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you."
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I hate going. Why can't I worship the lord my own way, like praying like hell on my deathbed.