A couple of weeks ago, a local golf retailer had their summer clearance sale. I went to stock up, and they had a brand of balls that I had used in the past and liked (Wilson Tour Elite) for 3 dozen for $20. How can you go wrong? I bought 3 dozen. I opened the first sleeve before my round today and saw that they had been monogrammed..... with the phrase "EL BUTT". I checked when I got home....yup, all 3 dozen. On the upside, my golf partners and I were cracking ourselves up with every butt/ball/hole/stiff shaft/big head reference we could think of. 4 hours giggling like a 12 year old is never a bad thing.
plus you can say you played like ass.