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MUScoop => Hangin' at the Al => Topic started by: SoCalwarrior on April 10, 2008, 11:44:52 AM

Title: Fail
Post by: SoCalwarrior on April 10, 2008, 11:44:52 AM
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d88/kenwoodla/tan.jpg)
Title: Re: Fail
Post by: NavinRJohnson on April 10, 2008, 11:53:36 AM
All I can say is...Thank you for that.
Title: Re: Fail
Post by: Gwaki on April 10, 2008, 11:54:18 AM
can we make that the image you see at the top of the board like we had the scoreboard and dunk meter?
Title: Re: Fail
Post by: mwbauer7 on April 10, 2008, 12:38:51 PM
Post of the YEAR.

Maybe best post in the history of the board...
Title: Re: Fail
Post by: SoCalwarrior on April 10, 2008, 03:31:22 PM
I tried to post this on the IU board, but I've been banned from Rivals.
Title: Re: Fail
Post by: TallTitan34 on April 10, 2008, 04:05:05 PM
All I took from that picture is that there is a male who goes tanning more than Crean.
Title: Re: Fail
Post by: NCMUFan on April 10, 2008, 04:09:29 PM
Can you explain the joke to me?  Sorry for being ignorant.
Title: Re: Fail
Post by: 2TimeWarrior on April 10, 2008, 04:25:18 PM
Quote from: NCMUFan on April 10, 2008, 04:09:29 PM
Can you explain the joke to me?  Sorry for being ignorant.

I think I'm missing something too.
Title: Re: Fail
Post by: MU gimp ONE on April 10, 2008, 04:27:54 PM
by far the best post ever...

right up there with tall titans reference to the glowing piece of the Agrocrag
Title: Re: Fail
Post by: SoCalwarrior on April 10, 2008, 04:40:25 PM
Quote from: NCMUFan on April 10, 2008, 04:09:29 PM
Can you explain the joke to me?  Sorry for being ignorant.

Always a bad idea to explain a joke, but I'll try.  1. Spray Tan Guidos are real.  2. Spray Tan Guidos actually think they look marvelous.  3. Tom Crean could fit in as evidenced in the above photo.

However the following Guidos do not think Tom is tan enough.

(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d88/kenwoodla/pic00236.jpg)(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d88/kenwoodla/pic09487.jpg)(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d88/kenwoodla/pic20640.jpg)(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d88/kenwoodla/pic26052.jpg)(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d88/kenwoodla/pic27065.jpg)(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d88/kenwoodla/pic31226.jpg)(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d88/kenwoodla/pic08551.jpg)(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d88/kenwoodla/pic23183.jpg)
Title: Re: Fail
Post by: Mayor McCheese on April 10, 2008, 04:46:49 PM
gosh Im glad I am not their parent....

I don't know which picture is the funniest.

Apparently being orange automatically makes you tough, and their haircuts are fantastic.

Think the kid drinking Heineken is of legal age?  The best is these girls that are their dates have to be embarrassed...

Tommy Crean, you have found you're people!
Title: Re: Fail
Post by: Coobeys Oil Depot on April 10, 2008, 04:57:08 PM
The last one is pouting because it looks like he just got made into someone's prison bitch.

At first, I thought you took the top photo from Growing Up Gotti.
Title: Re: Fail
Post by: MURFC on April 10, 2008, 05:19:32 PM
Quote from: BadgerKiller on April 10, 2008, 04:25:18 PM
Quote from: NCMUFan on April 10, 2008, 04:09:29 PM
Can you explain the joke to me?  Sorry for being ignorant.

I think I'm missing something too.

They are classifying Tom Crean as a New Jersey style Guido.  NJ Guido's...and Guido's from elesehwere....love to be as tan as possible, are known for their ridiculous hair styles, and misogynistic attitude toward women.  They are full of false bravado and confidence.  They are a walking joke...really a hilarious thing to observe. 

Here is a video that might give you an idea...WARNING...not suitable for work and contains quite a bit of vulgar language.  Nevertheless, it is hilarious.  If after the explanations and video, you don't get it......it must just be a generation difference.

My New Haircut
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M

"Jager bombs....I shower in that $hit!"

Title: Re: Fail
Post by: Pardner on April 10, 2008, 05:27:18 PM
Does he come in crimson?
Title: Re: Fail
Post by: NavinRJohnson on April 10, 2008, 06:39:37 PM
Another video...Terminology consistent with that which has been used in reference to Crean this week. Again on the inappropriate for work side. If too inapporpriate, I throw myself at the mercy of the Mods. Feel free to delete.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ge7Igt-R7E8&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ge7Igt-R7E8&feature=related)

Title: Re: Fail
Post by: MUWarrior06 on April 10, 2008, 06:51:49 PM
Quote from: MURFC on April 10, 2008, 05:19:32 PM
Quote from: BadgerKiller on April 10, 2008, 04:25:18 PM
Quote from: NCMUFan on April 10, 2008, 04:09:29 PM
Can you explain the joke to me?  Sorry for being ignorant.

I think I'm missing something too.

They are classifying Tom Crean as a New Jersey style Guido.  NJ Guido's...and Guido's from elesehwere....love to be as tan as possible, are known for their ridiculous hair styles, and misogynistic attitude toward women.  They are full of false bravado and confidence.  They are a walking joke...really a hilarious thing to observe. 

Here is a video that might give you an idea...WARNING...not suitable for work and contains quite a bit of vulgar language.  Nevertheless, it is hilarious.  If after the explanations and video, you don't get it......it must just be a generation difference.

My New Haircut
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M

"Jager bombs....I shower in that $hit!"





HAHAHAHA Awesome. Too bad that's really not too much of an exageration of quite a few people out there
Title: Re: Fail
Post by: ChicosBailBonds on April 10, 2008, 08:17:43 PM
Is this really the look now?  Christ I'm old....and I'm going to kick my son's butt tonight just as a warning in advance so that look never even creeps into his mind.   ;)
Title: Re: Fail
Post by: drewm88 on April 10, 2008, 08:39:31 PM
Quote from: ChicosBailBonds on April 10, 2008, 08:17:43 PM
Is this really the look now?  Christ I'm old....and I'm going to kick my son's butt tonight just as a warning in advance so that look never even creeps into his mind.   ;)

That is "a" look. Not "the" look. It's also not at all popular around MKE. And those pictures are the most extreme you could find of the Guido look.


Title: Re: Fail
Post by: jaybilaswho? on April 11, 2008, 09:31:03 AM
This look is only found on the eastern seaboard. particularly in the Philly, NJ, South NY region. these are your suburban goombas who hold a grudge that they were born generations too late to actually be a gangster. these kids suck at life and suck hard at it. I have already decided I am going to be one of these D-bags for halloween.

little story, I went to Acapulco last year for spring break. I am almost positive the whole state of NJ was on spring break in acapulco at the same time. The only worse then having to be around these guys is having to be around the girls that are attracted to these guys. Talk about the most shallow, vapid, heaviest Jersey acccented, fake nail hookers.  If anything, it provide mass hilarity to our MU group who were there to drink and enjoy the sun.
Title: You will find a few more of their ilk here....
Post by: mugrad99 on April 11, 2008, 09:36:13 AM


www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com
Title: Re: Fail
Post by: Keeyan Half Court Dunks on April 11, 2008, 10:21:40 AM
JayBilas, not just a eastern look.  This look is popular with a lot of Italian guys from the Chicago suburbs. 
Title: Re: Fail
Post by: Avenue Commons on April 11, 2008, 10:22:11 AM
Quote from: jaybilaswho? on April 11, 2008, 09:31:03 AM
This look is only found on the eastern seaboard. particularly in the Philly, NJ, South NY region. these are your suburban goombas who hold a grudge that they were born generations too late to actually be a gangster. these kids suck at life and suck hard at it. I have already decided I am going to be one of these D-bags for halloween.

Not true. These guys can be found throughout Chicagoland (Bridgeport, Cicero, Addison, Roselle, etc.) Anywhere there was a migration from the "old neighborhoods" you can find these guys.
Title: Re: Fail
Post by: Marquette2010 on April 11, 2008, 10:24:03 AM
There are a ton of these guys around Addison. Outside Chicago.
Title: Re: Fail
Post by: ZiggysFryBoy on April 11, 2008, 10:36:28 AM
I heard that 4never has started kicking this look up in the Quon.   ?-(
Title: Re: Fail
Post by: jaybilaswho? on April 11, 2008, 11:23:07 AM
Quote from: Marquette2010 on April 11, 2008, 10:24:03 AM
There are a ton of these guys around Addison. Outside Chicago.

I was going to say chicago as well, but since i dont ever go to chicago that often i didnt want to soil peoples perception of chicago if it wasnt true.

i apoligize for my oversight. 
Title: Re: Fail
Post by: Chicago_inferiority_complexes on April 11, 2008, 01:11:41 PM
I would hope you'd get your arse kicked looking like that anywhere near Milwaukee ...
Title: Re: Fail
Post by: OneMadWarrior on April 11, 2008, 01:35:18 PM
Welcome to the Jersey shore should be the title of that post. Also when I first looekd at theat picture I thougth the fake bakers were exhibits at a wax museum.
Title: Re: Fail
Post by: Mayor McCheese on April 13, 2008, 07:12:31 PM
apparently individualism isn't common on the Jersey Shore.
Title: Re: Fail
Post by: bs4173 on April 13, 2008, 07:47:46 PM
Quote from: PRN's Dead Horse on April 11, 2008, 10:36:28 AM
I heard that 4never has started kicking this look up in the Quon.   ?-(

Hey, i'm from the Quon, stop hating. there are a ton of kids that look like this, but they're all Russian. i'm mostly italian and wouldn't be caught dead looking like that.

...although TC used to live in the Quon, too, so i suppose you can talk.
Title: Re: Fail
Post by: 4everwarriors on April 13, 2008, 09:03:54 PM
I'm glad we finally got the nouveau riche trailer trash out of The Quon. He seemed to be bringing real estate values down. Probably much like people in Mad Town feel about Ziggy.
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