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Title: Happy World Rhino Day
Post by: MuggsyB on September 22, 2026, 06:52:13 PM
Every 🦏 on our planet deserves a great deal of respect.  Tremendous, tremendous, species.  We must save them from extinction and eliminate all poachers.  Pronto.  rhinos.org.
Title: Re: Happy World Rhino Day
Post by: Uncle Rico on September 22, 2026, 07:15:08 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on September 22, 2026, 06:52:13 PMEvery 🦏 on our planet deserves a great deal of respect.  Tremendous, tremendous, species.  We must save them from extinction and eliminate all poachers.  Pronto.  rhinos.org.

I know a couple dudes who have Rhinos on display in their houses.  They shot them on safari.
Title: Re: Happy World Rhino Day
Post by: forgetful on September 22, 2026, 07:21:22 PM
What do Rhinos taste like?
Title: Re: Happy World Rhino Day
Post by: Uncle Rico on September 22, 2026, 07:22:15 PM
Quote from: forgetful on September 22, 2026, 07:21:22 PMWhat do Rhinos taste like?

You shoot them for the horns and to display, not eat
Title: Re: Happy World Rhino Day
Post by: MuggsyB on September 22, 2026, 07:54:49 PM
In a perfect world, Rhinos would be aware of those that threaten and ridicule them.  And be allowed to respond with unapologetic force.  Some Scoopers should take caution with their tone imo. 
Title: Re: Happy World Rhino Day
Post by: jesmu84 on September 22, 2026, 07:57:26 PM
I typically snort my rhino horn powder.

However, it's pretty tasty in a stew as well.
Title: Re: Happy World Rhino Day
Post by: tower912 on September 22, 2026, 07:58:59 PM
RINO's are endangered.
Title: Re: Happy World Rhino Day
Post by: Uncle Rico on September 22, 2026, 08:00:24 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on September 22, 2026, 07:54:49 PMIn a perfect world, Rhinos would be aware of those that threaten and ridicule them.  And be allowed to respond with unapologetic force.  Some Scoopers should take caution with their tone imo. 

If you care about rhinos, vote like it or shut up
Title: Re: Happy World Rhino Day
Post by: Shaka Shart on September 22, 2026, 09:36:54 PM
Rhino meat is pretty tough so you gotta cook it low and slow. Plus side is you can powder the horn and sell it while you wait
Title: Re: Happy World Rhino Day
Post by: Jay Bee on September 22, 2026, 09:40:37 PM
Reeko prefers Bulls
Title: Re: Happy World Rhino Day
Post by: GB Warrior on September 23, 2026, 12:27:38 AM
Quote from: Shaka Shart on September 22, 2026, 09:36:54 PMRhino meat is pretty tough so you gotta cook it low and slow. Plus side is you can powder the horn and sell it while you wait

Rhinos and manatees make a mean surf and turf
Title: Re: Happy World Rhino Day
Post by: Uncle Rico on September 23, 2026, 06:03:10 AM
Quote from: Jay Bee on September 22, 2026, 09:40:37 PMReeko prefers Bulls

Easy there tiny hands
Title: Re: Happy World Rhino Day
Post by: Hards Alumni on September 23, 2026, 06:13:36 AM
Quote from: Uncle Rico on September 22, 2026, 07:22:15 PMYou shoot them for the horns and to display, not eat

Ring toss, or are you grinding the horn up and snorting it?
Title: Re: Happy World Rhino Day
Post by: Uncle Rico on September 23, 2026, 06:47:02 AM
Quote from: Hards Alumni on September 23, 2026, 06:13:36 AMRing toss, or are you grinding the horn up and snorting it?

Sell the horns for profit.  Profit over animals.
Title: Re: Happy World Rhino Day
Post by: Shaka Shart on September 23, 2026, 10:07:08 AM
Quote from: Hards Alumni on September 23, 2026, 06:13:36 AMRing toss, or are you grinding the horn up and snorting it?

I don't care what so called doctors say, snorting the powdered horn gets me hot and bothered
Title: Re: Happy World Rhino Day
Post by: MU82 on September 23, 2026, 10:49:22 AM
Quote from: Uncle Rico on September 22, 2026, 07:15:08 PMI know a couple dudes who have Rhinos on display in their houses.  They shot them on safari.

And one of them just had his wedding party paid for by Putin's buddy. But don't worry - he's gonna pay Boris Badenov back. (wink, wink)

Muggsy, you crack me up. You claim to care about this stuff but you vote for people who would wipe every rhino (and manatee and elephant and whale and etc) off the face of this earth if they could make $10 doing so.
Title: Re: Happy World Rhino Day
Post by: GB Warrior on September 23, 2026, 09:15:37 PM
Quote from: MU82 on September 23, 2026, 10:49:22 AMAnd one of them just had his wedding party paid for by Putin's buddy. But don't worry - he's gonna pay Boris Badenov back. (wink, wink)

Muggsy, you crack me up. You claim to care about this stuff but you vote for people who would wipe every rhino (and manatee and elephant and whale and etc) off the face of this earth if they could make $10 doing so.

There's way more money to be made in that grift. And I'll be damned if they'll leave a penny in the coffers
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