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Title: Happy World Elephant Day
Post by: MuggsyB on August 12, 2026, 10:46:57 AM
God bless every 🐘 on our planet.  Their greatness cannot be overstated.  If you cannot visit Kenya, Botswana, South Africa, Thailand, Cambodia, etc, please donate to Sheldrick, the Elephant Park in Chiang Mai, or a number of other organizations.  Tremendous, tremendous, species.  And yes, the 🦣 will be coming back soon.   2029 at the latest. 
Title: Re: Happy World Elephant Day
Post by: Uncle Rico on August 12, 2026, 10:47:55 AM
Quote from: MuggsyB on August 12, 2026, 10:46:57 AMGod bless every 🐘 on our planet.  Their greatness cannot be overstated.  If you cannot visit Kenya, Botswana, South Africa, Thailand, Cambodia, etc, please donate to Sheldrick, the Elephant Park in Chiang Mai, or a number of other organizations.  Tremendous, tremendous, species.  And yes, the 🦣, will be coming back soon.   2029 at the latest. 

If they were so great, how come Jesus never mentions them?
Title: Re: Happy World Elephant Day
Post by: cheebs09 on August 12, 2026, 10:55:58 AM
*Reported for Politics*
Title: Re: Happy World Elephant Day
Post by: Jockey on August 12, 2026, 10:56:47 AM
Barbecued elephant trunk is to die for.
Title: Re: Happy World Elephant Day
Post by: Uncle Rico on August 12, 2026, 11:47:37 AM
Quote from: cheebs09 on August 12, 2026, 10:55:58 AM*Reported for Politics*

Elephants are the only ones who can stop America from suffering under the American Khmer Rouge
Title: Re: Happy World Elephant Day
Post by: Juan Anderson's Mixtape on August 12, 2026, 11:58:47 AM
Quote from: Jockey on August 12, 2026, 10:56:47 AMBarbecued elephant trunk is to die for.

Q: What do elephants and trees have in common?

A: I've never eaten one.
Title: Re: Happy World Elephant Day
Post by: CreightonWarrior on August 12, 2026, 11:59:57 AM
Their tusks make for excellent decorations.
Title: Re: Happy World Elephant Day
Post by: Uncle Rico on August 12, 2026, 12:06:16 PM
Quote from: CreightonWarrior on August 12, 2026, 11:59:57 AMTheir tusks make for excellent decorations.

They're basically the Khmer Rouge of the land based mammals
Title: Re: Happy World Elephant Day
Post by: wadesworld on August 12, 2026, 12:06:37 PM
They're bullies.  Tons of examples out there.  Share the road.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enzsujSTeBo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INNrT7HwjZU

Title: Re: Happy World Elephant Day
Post by: TSmith34, Inc. on August 12, 2026, 01:11:36 PM
Quote from: Uncle Rico on August 12, 2026, 10:47:55 AMIf they were so great, how come Jesus never mentions them?

#lies#fakenews

https://biblerepository.com/bible-verses-about-elephants/

Title: Re: Happy World Elephant Day
Post by: Uncle Rico on August 12, 2026, 02:03:51 PM
Quote from: TSmith34, Inc. on August 12, 2026, 01:11:36 PM#lies#fakenews

https://biblerepository.com/bible-verses-about-elephants/



As an evangelical Christian myself, I don't read the Bible
Title: Re: Happy World Elephant Day
Post by: tower912 on August 12, 2026, 03:20:22 PM
Imagine if July wasn't the second  hottest month in global history.   Can't complain about treatment of animals if you don't honestly face what humans are doing to the environment.
Title: Re: Happy World Elephant Day
Post by: NCMUFan on August 12, 2026, 08:19:04 PM
Bravo Scoop!  Your trash never disappoints.
Title: Re: Happy World Elephant Day
Post by: Uncle Rico on August 13, 2026, 12:07:47 PM
Quote from: NCMUFan on August 12, 2026, 08:19:04 PMBravo Scoop!  Your trash never disappoints.

Thanks for reading and participating.  Some of us don't have the moral backbone like you.
Title: Re: Happy World Elephant Day
Post by: NCMUFan on August 13, 2026, 12:34:36 PM
Just a sinner saved by grace.
Title: Re: Happy World Elephant Day
Post by: Uncle Rico on August 13, 2026, 12:50:34 PM
Quote from: NCMUFan on August 13, 2026, 12:34:36 PMJust a sinner saved by grace.

I find sinners saved by grace often judge their fellow man.  It's a great out.
Title: Re: Happy World Elephant Day
Post by: CreightonWarrior on August 13, 2026, 01:04:45 PM
Quote from: NCMUFan on August 13, 2026, 12:34:36 PMJust a sinner saved by grace.
Grace? She passed away 30 years ago
Title: Re: Happy World Elephant Day
Post by: NCMUFan on August 13, 2026, 01:05:14 PM
Jesus said we will be judged by the way we judge others.
I don't believe anyone doesn't form an opinion.
We just try our best and thank the Lord for grace.
Title: Re: Happy World Elephant Day
Post by: MU82 on August 13, 2026, 01:51:10 PM
Quote from: NCMUFan on August 13, 2026, 01:05:14 PMJesus said we will be judged by the way we judge others.
I don't believe anyone doesn't form an opinion.
We just try our best and thank the Lord for grace.

Jesus was so effen woke.
Title: Re: Happy World Elephant Day
Post by: Shaka Shart on August 13, 2026, 08:41:02 PM
Poached poached elephant is a flavor unlike anything you've tried
Title: Re: Happy World Elephant Day
Post by: TSmith34, Inc. on August 14, 2026, 10:03:11 AM
Quote from: MU82 on August 13, 2026, 01:51:10 PMJesus was so effen woke.

That's why they don't follow his teachings
Title: Re: Happy World Elephant Day
Post by: Shaka Shart on August 15, 2026, 07:51:02 PM
Just had the elephant version of veal

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTGEf8Sot15kGEXDe_OgL48L6vejTPKpY-7cA&s)
Title: Re: Happy World Elephant Day
Post by: GB Warrior on August 15, 2026, 07:54:20 PM
Quote from: Shaka Shart on August 15, 2026, 07:51:02 PMJust had the elephant version of veal

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTGEf8Sot15kGEXDe_OgL48L6vejTPKpY-7cA&s)

Huge waste. Gotta wait til there a little ivory to mine
Title: Re: Happy World Elephant Day
Post by: MuggsyB on August 15, 2026, 08:10:29 PM
These should be banned for life comments Rocky. 
Title: Re: Happy World Elephant Day
Post by: Shaka Shart on August 15, 2026, 08:36:52 PM
Quote from: GB Warrior on August 15, 2026, 07:54:20 PMHuge waste. Gotta wait til there a little ivory to mine

Plenty of other elephants for that. If you shoot a herd of them from a helicopter one is bound to have harvestable tusks
Title: Re: Happy World Elephant Day
Post by: GB Warrior on August 15, 2026, 09:11:45 PM
Quote from: Shaka Shart on August 15, 2026, 08:36:52 PMPlenty of other elephants for that. If you shoot a herd of them from a helicopter one is bound to have harvestable tusks

This is "JB in a high school" mentality
Title: Re: Happy World Elephant Day
Post by: Jay Bee on August 15, 2026, 09:34:28 PM
Quote from: GB Warrior on August 15, 2026, 09:11:45 PMThis is "JB in a high school" mentality

If by high school you mean tonight.
Title: Re: Happy World Elephant Day
Post by: Shaka Shart on August 15, 2026, 09:37:41 PM
Love wins!
Title: Re: Happy World Elephant Day
Post by: Uncle Rico on August 16, 2026, 08:19:01 AM
Quote from: MuggsyB on August 15, 2026, 08:10:29 PMThese should be banned for life comments Rocky. 

Animals were made by god to serve man as beasts of burden, food, or entertainment.  If they go extinct or live a cruel existence, that is god's will and it is not for us to question.  I stand with god.
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