Shaka currently on a plane en route to chapel hill to sign a 5 year contract. Deal has been in the works for months. Marquette in discussions with Josh Schertz currently negotiating his buyout.
Buzz 2 SLU
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If it was just Shaka leaving we could deal with it just fine, but the fact he's got fricken NJ on the trip with him to also sign with the Heels really stings.
Willie has been named interim head coach
Quote from: Uncle Rico on April 01, 2026, 08:35:19 AMWillie has been named interim head coach
He's drawing a penis on the Wojo Memorial Whiteboard as we speak.
Quote from: Uncle Rico on April 01, 2026, 08:35:19 AMWillie has been named interim head coach
Will he have a pennant in his office?
Heard he is bringing on BCHoopster to manage the offense. Wants to focus on the midrange.
Quote from: Vander Blue Man Group on April 01, 2026, 08:37:26 AMWill he have a pennant in his office?
Heard he is bringing on BCHoopster to manage the offense. Wants to focus on the midrange.
Eeyore69 is the GM too.
We are definitely back!
The six stars(*) in the tile of this "5 STAR FLASH" were a dead giveaway to the hoax.
Shoot hoops currently in the fetal position knowing he may have to cheer for Marquette with schertz at the helm
Quote from: WhiteTrash on April 01, 2026, 08:46:09 AMThe six stars(*) in the tile of this "5 STAR FLASH" were a dead giveaway to the hoax.
Bozo alert - there are 6 points on a Jewish star #schertz
Quote from: panda on April 01, 2026, 08:21:00 AMShaka currently on a plane en route to chapel hill to sign a 5 year contract. Deal has been in the works for months. Marquette in discussions with Josh Schertz currently negotiating his buyout.
If only this were true...
Quote from: WhiteTrash on April 01, 2026, 08:46:09 AMThe six stars(*) in the tile of this "5 STAR FLASH" were a dead giveaway to the hoax.
You mean...you mean it's
NOT true? Panda
lied to us? I figured the guy he golfs with gave him the inside info on this.
Quote from: Scoop Snoop on April 01, 2026, 08:59:45 AMYou mean...you mean it's NOT true? Panda lied to us? I figured the guy he golfs with gave him the inside info on this.
Bozo alert 👆
Damn, Elon was right all along.
Quote from: Vander Blue Man Group on April 01, 2026, 08:37:26 AMWill he have a pennant in his office?
Heard he is bringing on BCHoopster to manage the offense. Wants to focus on the midrange.
His office is the janitor's closet, sadly
Quote from: Uncle Rico on April 01, 2026, 09:15:59 AMHis office is the janitor's closet, sadly
Will you help him come out for games?
And Marquette is bringing back Wojo as Head Coach and hologram Bob Dukiet as his lead assistant.
Quote from: PointWarrior on April 01, 2026, 09:45:19 AMAnd Marquette is bringing back Wojo as Head Coach and hologram Bob Dukiet as his lead assistant.
Let's put a seatbelt on the bench and add Deane to the staff.
Quote from: panda on April 01, 2026, 08:50:38 AMBozo alert - there are 6 points on a Jewish star #schertz
Oye vey! My bad. Anyhow, mazel tov to all!!
APRIL FOOLS???