MUScoop

MUScoop => Hangin' at the Al => Topic started by: panda on April 01, 2026, 08:21:00 AM

Title: ***5 STAR FLASH***
Post by: panda on April 01, 2026, 08:21:00 AM
Shaka currently on a plane en route to chapel hill to sign a 5 year contract. Deal has been in the works for months. Marquette in discussions with Josh Schertz currently negotiating his buyout.
Title: Re: ***5 STAR FLASH***
Post by: JakeBarnes on April 01, 2026, 08:24:30 AM
Buzz 2 SLU
Title: Re: ***5 STAR FLASH***
Post by: Spaniel with a Short Tail on April 01, 2026, 08:24:42 AM
(https://media.tenor.com/HY2eCHCZa6kAAAAM/jeffbridges-big-lebowski.gif)
Title: Re: ***5 STAR FLASH***
Post by: Jay Bee on April 01, 2026, 08:25:01 AM
If it was just Shaka leaving we could deal with it just fine, but the fact he's got fricken NJ on the trip with him to also sign with the Heels really stings.
Title: Re: ***5 STAR FLASH***
Post by: Uncle Rico on April 01, 2026, 08:35:19 AM
Willie has been named interim head coach
Title: Re: ***5 STAR FLASH***
Post by: The Sultan on April 01, 2026, 08:36:49 AM
Quote from: Uncle Rico on Today at 08:35:19 AMWillie has been named interim head coach

He's drawing a penis on the Wojo Memorial Whiteboard as we speak.
Title: Re: ***5 STAR FLASH***
Post by: Vander Blue Man Group on April 01, 2026, 08:37:26 AM
Quote from: Uncle Rico on Today at 08:35:19 AMWillie has been named interim head coach

Will he have a pennant in his office?

Heard he is bringing on BCHoopster to manage the offense.  Wants to focus on the midrange.
Title: Re: ***5 STAR FLASH***
Post by: The Sultan on April 01, 2026, 08:44:48 AM
Quote from: Vander Blue Man Group on Today at 08:37:26 AMWill he have a pennant in his office?

Heard he is bringing on BCHoopster to manage the offense.  Wants to focus on the midrange.

Eeyore69 is the GM too.

We are definitely back!
Title: Re: ***5 STAR FLASH***
Post by: WhiteTrash on April 01, 2026, 08:46:09 AM
The six stars(*) in the tile of this "5 STAR FLASH" were a dead giveaway to the hoax.
Title: Re: ***5 STAR FLASH***
Post by: panda on April 01, 2026, 08:49:57 AM
Shoot hoops currently in the fetal position knowing he may have to cheer for Marquette with schertz at the helm
Title: Re: ***5 STAR FLASH***
Post by: panda on April 01, 2026, 08:50:38 AM
Quote from: WhiteTrash on Today at 08:46:09 AMThe six stars(*) in the tile of this "5 STAR FLASH" were a dead giveaway to the hoax.

Bozo alert - there are 6 points on a Jewish star #schertz
Title: Re: ***5 STAR FLASH***
Post by: Farley36 on April 01, 2026, 08:55:50 AM
Quote from: panda on Today at 08:21:00 AMShaka currently on a plane en route to chapel hill to sign a 5 year contract. Deal has been in the works for months. Marquette in discussions with Josh Schertz currently negotiating his buyout.

If only this were true...
Title: Re: ***5 STAR FLASH***
Post by: Scoop Snoop on April 01, 2026, 08:59:45 AM
Quote from: WhiteTrash on Today at 08:46:09 AMThe six stars(*) in the tile of this "5 STAR FLASH" were a dead giveaway to the hoax.

You mean...you mean it's NOT true? Panda lied to us? I figured the guy he golfs with gave him the inside info on this.
Title: Re: ***5 STAR FLASH***
Post by: panda on April 01, 2026, 09:04:05 AM
Quote from: Scoop Snoop on Today at 08:59:45 AMYou mean...you mean it's NOT true? Panda lied to us? I figured the guy he golfs with gave him the inside info on this.

Bozo alert 👆
Title: Re: ***5 STAR FLASH***
Post by: Scoop Snoop on April 01, 2026, 09:07:04 AM
Quote from: panda on Today at 09:04:05 AMBozo alert 👆

 ;D
Title: Re: ***5 STAR FLASH***
Post by: Pakuni on April 01, 2026, 09:11:37 AM
Damn, Elon was right all along.
Title: Re: ***5 STAR FLASH***
Post by: Uncle Rico on April 01, 2026, 09:15:59 AM
Quote from: Vander Blue Man Group on Today at 08:37:26 AMWill he have a pennant in his office?

Heard he is bringing on BCHoopster to manage the offense.  Wants to focus on the midrange.

His office is the janitor's closet, sadly
Title: Re: ***5 STAR FLASH***
Post by: Jay Bee on April 01, 2026, 09:20:48 AM
Quote from: Uncle Rico on Today at 09:15:59 AMHis office is the janitor's closet, sadly

Will you help him come out for games?
Title: Re: ***5 STAR FLASH***
Post by: PointWarrior on April 01, 2026, 09:45:19 AM
And Marquette is bringing back Wojo as Head Coach and hologram Bob Dukiet as his lead assistant.
Title: Re: ***5 STAR FLASH***
Post by: cheebs09 on April 01, 2026, 09:46:19 AM
Quote from: PointWarrior on Today at 09:45:19 AMAnd Marquette is bringing back Wojo as Head Coach and hologram Bob Dukiet as his lead assistant.

Let's put a seatbelt on the bench and add Deane to the staff.
Title: Re: ***5 STAR FLASH***
Post by: WhiteTrash on April 01, 2026, 10:03:32 AM
Quote from: panda on Today at 08:50:38 AMBozo alert - there are 6 points on a Jewish star #schertz
Oye vey! My bad. Anyhow, mazel tov to all!!
EhPortal 1.39.9 © 2026, WebDev