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MUScoop => Hangin' at the Al => Topic started by: Newsdreams on November 05, 2025, 02:05:42 PM

Title: Jaguars are Evil
Post by: Newsdreams on November 05, 2025, 02:05:42 PM
And must be destroyed!!
Title: Re: Jaguars are Evil
Post by: Uncle Rico on November 05, 2025, 02:14:16 PM
Quote from: Newsdreams on Today at 02:05:42 PMAnd must be destroyed!!

100%

One of the dumbest, most useless species of animals ever
Title: Re: Jaguars are Evil
Post by: Newsdreams on November 05, 2025, 02:16:37 PM
Quote from: Uncle Rico on Today at 02:14:16 PM100%

One of the dumbest, most useless species of animals ever
Spotted and sux
Title: Re: Jaguars are Evil
Post by: Shaka Shart on November 05, 2025, 04:15:04 PM
Jaguars are only classified as "near threatened". We could afford to bring 10 basketball playing ones to darkness and maybe another several thousand for some stylish rugs for Scoopers' living rooms.
Title: Re: Jaguars are Evil
Post by: tower912 on November 05, 2025, 04:20:33 PM
They are evil if you are counting on one to be a reliable vehicle.  Repairs are insanely expensive.
Title: Re: Jaguars are Evil
Post by: Scoop Snoop on November 05, 2025, 04:29:31 PM
Quote from: tower912 on Today at 04:20:33 PMThey ate evil if you are counting on one to be a reliable vehicle.  Repairs are insanely expensive.

I think they are evil but disagree that they ate evil.

One of my employees told me that her husband was buying a Jaguar. I told her about the old joke-that you need to buy 2 because one will always be in the shop. Unfortunately, my warning was spot on. He sold it within one year.
Title: Re: Jaguars are Evil
Post by: tower912 on November 05, 2025, 04:53:53 PM
Quote from: Scoop Snoop on Today at 04:29:31 PMI think they are evil but disagree that they ate evil.

One of my employees told me that her husband was buying a Jaguar. I told her about the old joke-that you need to buy 2 because one will always be in the shop. Unfortunately, my warning was spot on. He sold it within one year.
Well, money is the root of all evil, and you have to pour lots of money into them, so if you really stretch it you can say they ate evil.   Or, I can go back and change my stupid typo.
Title: Re: Jaguars are Evil
Post by: MuggsyB on November 05, 2025, 06:20:34 PM
Attack!!!
Title: Re: Jaguars are Evil
Post by: Scoop Snoop on November 05, 2025, 06:27:44 PM
Attack attack attack attack attack attack!
Title: Re: Jaguars are Evil
Post by: MuggsyB on November 05, 2025, 06:38:06 PM
Quote from: Scoop Snoop on Today at 06:27:44 PMAttack attack attack attack attack attack!

Don't use my verbiage.
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