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Title: Jaguars are Evil
Post by: Newsdreams on November 05, 2025, 02:05:42 PM
And must be destroyed!!
Title: Re: Jaguars are Evil
Post by: Uncle Rico on November 05, 2025, 02:14:16 PM
Quote from: Newsdreams on November 05, 2025, 02:05:42 PMAnd must be destroyed!!

100%

One of the dumbest, most useless species of animals ever
Title: Re: Jaguars are Evil
Post by: Newsdreams on November 05, 2025, 02:16:37 PM
Quote from: Uncle Rico on November 05, 2025, 02:14:16 PM100%

One of the dumbest, most useless species of animals ever
Spotted and sux
Title: Re: Jaguars are Evil
Post by: Shaka Shart on November 05, 2025, 04:15:04 PM
Jaguars are only classified as "near threatened". We could afford to bring 10 basketball playing ones to darkness and maybe another several thousand for some stylish rugs for Scoopers' living rooms.
Title: Re: Jaguars are Evil
Post by: tower912 on November 05, 2025, 04:20:33 PM
They are evil if you are counting on one to be a reliable vehicle.  Repairs are insanely expensive.
Title: Re: Jaguars are Evil
Post by: Scoop Snoop on November 05, 2025, 04:29:31 PM
Quote from: tower912 on November 05, 2025, 04:20:33 PMThey ate evil if you are counting on one to be a reliable vehicle.  Repairs are insanely expensive.

I think they are evil but disagree that they ate evil.

One of my employees told me that her husband was buying a Jaguar. I told her about the old joke-that you need to buy 2 because one will always be in the shop. Unfortunately, my warning was spot on. He sold it within one year.
Title: Re: Jaguars are Evil
Post by: tower912 on November 05, 2025, 04:53:53 PM
Quote from: Scoop Snoop on November 05, 2025, 04:29:31 PMI think they are evil but disagree that they ate evil.

One of my employees told me that her husband was buying a Jaguar. I told her about the old joke-that you need to buy 2 because one will always be in the shop. Unfortunately, my warning was spot on. He sold it within one year.
Well, money is the root of all evil, and you have to pour lots of money into them, so if you really stretch it you can say they ate evil.   Or, I can go back and change my stupid typo.
Title: Re: Jaguars are Evil
Post by: MuggsyB on November 05, 2025, 06:20:34 PM
Attack!!!
Title: Re: Jaguars are Evil
Post by: Scoop Snoop on November 05, 2025, 06:27:44 PM
Attack attack attack attack attack attack!
Title: Re: Jaguars are Evil
Post by: MuggsyB on November 05, 2025, 06:38:06 PM
Quote from: Scoop Snoop on November 05, 2025, 06:27:44 PMAttack attack attack attack attack attack!

Don't use my verbiage.
Title: Re: Jaguars are Evil
Post by: Spaniel with a Short Tail on November 05, 2025, 07:22:11 PM
(https://assets.bwbx.io/images/users/iqjWHBFdfxIU/i7GAGmOmSK1E/v1/1200x900.jpg)
Title: Re: Jaguars are Evil
Post by: pbiflyer on November 05, 2025, 08:19:56 PM
Quote from: Spaniel with a Short Tail on November 05, 2025, 07:22:11 PM(https://assets.bwbx.io/images/users/iqjWHBFdfxIU/i7GAGmOmSK1E/v1/1200x900.jpg)
That makes me sad
Title: Re: Jaguars are Evil
Post by: Spaniel with a Short Tail on November 05, 2025, 08:36:28 PM
My neighbor across the street has an e-type sitting in his garage for over 30 years. Slowly wasting away. Sad.
Title: Re: Jaguars are Evil
Post by: Scoop Snoop on November 05, 2025, 09:55:49 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on November 05, 2025, 06:38:06 PMDon't use my verbiage.


 ;D  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: Jaguars are Evil
Post by: pbiflyer on November 05, 2025, 11:17:10 PM
Quote from: Spaniel with a Short Tail on November 05, 2025, 08:36:28 PMMy neighbor across the street has an e-type sitting in his garage for over 30 years. Slowly wasting away. Sad.
You live across the street from my brother-in-law?
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