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Title: War with Venezuela
Post by: Uncle Rico on October 31, 2025, 08:06:55 AM
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/world/americas/venezuela/article312722642.html

Looks like we're going to war with Venezuela.  About time.
Title: Re: War with Venezuela
Post by: Pakuni on October 31, 2025, 08:08:13 AM
This is what I voted for.
Title: Re: War with Venezuela
Post by: Uncle Rico on October 31, 2025, 08:10:57 AM
Quote from: Pakuni on October 31, 2025, 08:08:13 AMThis is what I voted for.

That sweet Venezuelan oil will be ours.
Title: Re: War with Venezuela
Post by: #UnleashSean on October 31, 2025, 08:27:44 AM
Hes gotta add to his counter on wars hes stopped.
Title: Re: War with Venezuela
Post by: Billy Hoyle on October 31, 2025, 08:33:02 AM
well, Canada can breathe easy; until the Jays win the Series, that is.
Title: Re: War with Venezuela
Post by: Uncle Rico on October 31, 2025, 08:33:23 AM
Quote from: #UnleashSean on October 31, 2025, 08:27:44 AMHes gotta add to his counter on wars hes stopped.

Checkmate, haters
Title: Re: War with Venezuela
Post by: Scoop Snoop on October 31, 2025, 09:56:58 AM
Quote from: Billy Hoyle on October 31, 2025, 08:33:02 AMwell, Canada can breathe easy; until the Jays win the Series, that is.

Between Toronto winning the World Series and Venezuela being a country that we do not approve of....perfect opportunities for testing our nuclear weapons like other countries do.
Title: Re: War with Venezuela
Post by: Billy Hoyle on October 31, 2025, 10:09:01 AM
Quote from: Scoop Snoop on October 31, 2025, 09:56:58 AMBetween Toronto winning the World Series and Venezuela being a country that we do not approve of....perfect opportunities for testing our nuclear weapons like other countries do.

Plus, Toronto has two Venezuelan players—Santander and Gimenez. Giménez has gone 7-for-14 with RISP with 8 RBIs in the postseason. Once we make Canada our 53rd state, he'll be sent off to Uganda or Benin or some other s--thole country.
Title: Re: War with Venezuela
Post by: Scoop Snoop on October 31, 2025, 10:15:23 AM
Quote from: Billy Hoyle on October 31, 2025, 10:09:01 AMPlus, Toronto has two Venezuelan players—Santander and Gimenez. Giménez has gone 7-for-14 with RISP with 8 RBIs in the postseason. Once we make Canada our 53rd state, he'll be sent off to Uganda or Benin or some other s--thole country.

Let's nuke those 'effin Canadians NOW and keep the World Series in American hands.
Title: Re: War with Venezuela
Post by: Jockey on October 31, 2025, 10:17:14 AM
Why haven't the gestapo thrown Jackson Churio into a concentration camp yet?

Are we sure he isn't the head of the cartel?
Title: Re: War with Venezuela
Post by: Jockey on October 31, 2025, 10:19:07 AM
Quote from: Scoop Snoop on October 31, 2025, 10:15:23 AMLet's nuke those 'effin Canadians NOW and keep the World Series in American hands.

Close the border so LA can't go to Toronto and let the buffoon issue an executive order declaring the Dodgers as winners.
Title: Re: War with Venezuela
Post by: Scoop Snoop on October 31, 2025, 10:26:48 AM
Quote from: Jockey on October 31, 2025, 10:19:07 AMClose the border so LA can't go to Toronto and let the buffoon issue an executive order declaring the Dodgers as winners.

My Gawd, you are such a wet blanket! Nuking would be much more exciting and offer some great photo opportunities.
Title: Re: War with Venezuela
Post by: Uncle Rico on October 31, 2025, 10:29:01 AM
You guys are cracking jokes but my 5-point plan includes invading Venezuela and taking the oil.  Whatever cost in American lives and loss of prestige throughout the world will be worth it
Title: Re: War with Venezuela
Post by: jesmu84 on October 31, 2025, 10:46:03 AM
Maduro told the US they can have all the oil and minerals they want, just don't attack/invade.

So, it's clearly not about acquiring resources.

It's DEFINITELY not about expanding freedom or democracy or whatever.

The US props up dictators and bad regimes around the world.

So, it's clearly not about getting rid of bad guys.

Any amount of narcotics/drugs coming out of Venezuela is miniscule.

So, it's clearly not about narcotics or "narco terrorism."

So, what is this military action for?

Also, I thought Congress was needed to declare war?

Also, also, why are we illegaling murdering civilians in fishing boats hundreds of miles from our borders without evidence or due process?
Title: Re: War with Venezuela
Post by: Billy Hoyle on October 31, 2025, 10:53:33 AM
Quote from: jesmu84 on October 31, 2025, 10:46:03 AMMaduro told the US they can have all the oil and minerals they want, just don't attack/invade.

So, it's clearly not about acquiring resources.

It's DEFINITELY not about expanding freedom or democracy or whatever.

The US props up dictators and bad regimes around the world.



it's worked so well before, especially in Central and South America.
Title: Re: War with Venezuela
Post by: MU82 on October 31, 2025, 10:58:34 AM
Nobel Peace Prize, please!
Title: Re: War with Venezuela
Post by: Uncle Rico on October 31, 2025, 11:09:44 AM
Quote from: jesmu84 on October 31, 2025, 10:46:03 AMMaduro told the US they can have all the oil and minerals they want, just don't attack/invade.

So, it's clearly not about acquiring resources.

It's DEFINITELY not about expanding freedom or democracy or whatever.

The US props up dictators and bad regimes around the world.

So, it's clearly not about getting rid of bad guys.

Any amount of narcotics/drugs coming out of Venezuela is miniscule.

So, it's clearly not about narcotics or "narco terrorism."

So, what is this military action for?

Also, I thought Congress was needed to declare war?

Also, also, why are we illegaling murdering civilians in fishing boats hundreds of miles from our borders without evidence or due process?

Hahaha, Congress!
Title: Re: War with Venezuela
Post by: tower912 on October 31, 2025, 11:23:47 AM
Spineless cucks.
Title: Re: War with Venezuela
Post by: Jockey on October 31, 2025, 11:34:37 AM
Quote from: Uncle Rico on October 31, 2025, 10:29:01 AMYou guys are cracking jokes but my 5-point plan includes invading Venezuela and taking the oil.  Whatever cost in American lives and loss of prestige throughout the world will be worth it

I say that we emulate Israel and try to wipe out the women and children first. Especially the kids.
Title: Re: War with Venezuela
Post by: Uncle Rico on October 31, 2025, 11:37:58 AM
Quote from: Jockey on October 31, 2025, 11:34:37 AMI say that we emulate Israel and try to wipe out the women and children first. Especially the kids.

We've been doing war crimes for a month plus, so we have some leeway here
Title: Re: War with Venezuela
Post by: tower912 on October 31, 2025, 11:43:52 AM
Substitute Jews for immigrants and Poland for Venezuela. Just the next page in the playbook.
Title: Re: War with Venezuela
Post by: Jockey on October 31, 2025, 02:22:42 PM
Quote from: tower912 on October 31, 2025, 11:43:52 AMSubstitute Jews for immigrants and Poland for Venezuela. Just the next page in the playbook.

Hey. Leave the radical comments to the professionals here on Scoop.
Title: Re: War with Venezuela
Post by: MuggsyB on October 31, 2025, 06:49:39 PM
We should shift some of our focus to Boko Haram.  They shoud have been introduced to extreme darkness during the Obama administration.  I would take them out faster than Rico's sarcastic retorts. 
Title: Re: War with Venezuela
Post by: Pakuni on October 31, 2025, 07:22:37 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on October 31, 2025, 06:49:39 PMWe should shift some of our focus to Boko Haram.  They shoud have been introduced to extreme darkness during the Obama administration.  I would take them out faster than Rico's sarcastic retorts. 

Unless they control vast oil reserves it's none of our business.
Title: Re: War with Venezuela
Post by: Uncle Rico on October 31, 2025, 07:23:07 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on October 31, 2025, 06:49:39 PMWe should shift some of our focus to Boko Haram.  They shoud have been introduced to extreme darkness during the Obama administration.  I would take them out faster than Rico's sarcastic retorts. 

Venezuela is obviously a much greater threat.
Title: Re: War with Venezuela
Post by: The Lens on October 31, 2025, 09:52:09 PM
Who cares? We sold some soybeans, we're rich!
Title: Re: War with Venezuela
Post by: Shaka Shart on November 01, 2025, 10:38:23 AM
Venezuela is 95% plus Christian. We should exercise restraint to not indiscriminately kill women and children then.
Title: Re: War with Venezuela
Post by: Uncle Rico on November 01, 2025, 11:24:59 AM
Quote from: Shaka Shart on November 01, 2025, 10:38:23 AMVenezuela is 95% plus Christian. We should exercise restraint to not indiscriminately kill women and children then.

They're fair game.  War crimes are legal now
Title: Re: War with Venezuela
Post by: Billy Hoyle on November 01, 2025, 12:44:21 PM
Quote from: Uncle Rico on October 31, 2025, 11:37:58 AMWe've been doing war crimes for a month plus, so we have some leeway here

war crimes? Don't you know those guys on speed boats with a range of 3,000 miles on a single tank of gas are notorious fentanyl dealers from the well-known fentanyl source of Venezuela? That's no war crime, each fishing boat bombed saves eleventy bajillion American lives. Long Live Dear Leader!
Title: Re: War with Venezuela
Post by: MU82 on November 01, 2025, 06:33:28 PM
Quote from: Uncle Rico on November 01, 2025, 11:24:59 AMThey're fair game.  War crimes are legal now

Plus, it's a sh!thole country, so they deserve it.
Title: Re: War with Venezuela
Post by: Shaka Shart on November 01, 2025, 07:26:12 PM
Boko haram has been kidnapping and killing Nigerians for like 20+ years. Why now is Muggsy just upset about it?
Title: Re: War with Venezuela
Post by: Scoop Snoop on November 02, 2025, 07:43:20 AM
Quote from: Shaka Shart on November 01, 2025, 07:26:12 PMBoko haram has been kidnapping and killing Nigerians for like 20+ years. Why now is Muggsy just upset about it?

1) Logic and rationality are "irrelevant" to Muggsy.

2) Muggsy has an insatiable need for constant attention. This is a guy who had record 13 consecutive posts in the MLB thread.

3) He saw something about it on the internet about it and wanted us to know what he would do if he was in charge, which he never, ever will be. 
Title: Re: War with Venezuela
Post by: tower912 on November 02, 2025, 07:43:54 AM
Never say never.  Sadly.
Title: Re: War with Venezuela
Post by: The Sultan on November 02, 2025, 07:54:18 AM
Quote from: Scoop Snoop on November 02, 2025, 07:43:20 AM2) Muggsy has an insatiable need for constant attention. This is a guy who had record 13 consecutive posts in the MLB thread.

This is the most maddening thing about him. Shoothoops had a consecutive posting streak in the tennis topic, but that was over the course of weeks, not a manic number of posts that don't really say anything in a couple of hours. It's a message board, not a chatroom.
Title: Re: War with Venezuela
Post by: Pakuni on November 02, 2025, 09:30:09 AM
Quote from: Shaka Shart on November 01, 2025, 07:26:12 PMBoko haram has been kidnapping and killing Nigerians for like 20+ years. Why now is Muggsy just upset about it?

It's become a cause on a certain "news" network.
Exact same reason a certain Fox and Friends superfan is suddenly interested in Nigeria.
Title: Re: War with Venezuela
Post by: Uncle Rico on November 02, 2025, 09:36:28 AM
Quote from: Pakuni on November 02, 2025, 09:30:09 AMIt's become a cause on a certain "news" network.
Exact same reason a certain Fox and Friends superfan is suddenly interested in Nigeria.

Easy to manipulate the weak-minded
Title: Re: War with Venezuela
Post by: MU82 on November 02, 2025, 09:52:05 AM
Quote from: Shaka Shart on November 01, 2025, 07:26:12 PMBoko haram has been kidnapping and killing Nigerians for like 20+ years.

Kinda ruins all the goodwill they built after releasing A Whiter Shade of Pale.
Title: Re: War with Nigeria
Post by: The Sultan on November 06, 2025, 08:46:44 AM
Changed the subject line.
Title: Re: War with Venezuela
Post by: Uncle Rico on November 06, 2025, 09:26:13 AM
Quote from: The Sultan on Today at 08:46:44 AMChanged the subject line.

When you get pantsed in an election, the economy is a mess and your poll numbers are as bad as ever, someone illegal war stuff
Title: Re: War with Venezuela
Post by: MU82 on November 06, 2025, 10:17:03 AM
Wag the Dog
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