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Title: Kimmel back
Post by: MU82 on September 22, 2025, 03:22:41 PM
Must-see TV tomorrow night.
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: Uncle Rico on September 22, 2025, 03:28:54 PM
Quote from: MU82 on September 22, 2025, 03:22:41 PMMust-see TV tomorrow night.

I thought he was out because of ratings?  The press release said otherwise.  Weird.
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: CreightonWarrior on September 22, 2025, 03:49:35 PM
Quote from: Uncle Rico on September 22, 2025, 03:28:54 PMI thought he was out because of ratings?  The press release said otherwise.  Weird.
It was, this whole thing was orchestrated by lamestream media to create outrage so his return would boost ratings.
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: Uncle Rico on September 22, 2025, 03:50:41 PM
Quote from: CreightonWarrior on September 22, 2025, 03:49:35 PMIt was, this whole thing was orchestrated by lamestream media to create outrage so his return would boost ratings.

I assumed it was because of the bad week the stock had but this makes more sense.  Typical lame stream media
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: Spaniel with a Short Tail on September 22, 2025, 03:56:43 PM
(https://64.media.tumblr.com/794092f7eedeb636cb64bea1f692eaec/tumblr_mrk36rkyaz1qlvie8o9_r1_250.gifv)
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: MU82 on September 22, 2025, 04:02:14 PM
It will be the most-watched late night show in years.
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: GB Warrior on September 22, 2025, 04:06:37 PM
Gone for 3 business days and rose from the dead
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: Skatastrophy on September 22, 2025, 04:32:57 PM
The Man Show 2: Kimmel's Return
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: Judge Smails on September 22, 2025, 05:21:24 PM
It's like when they ban books - they just become more popular
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: Uncle Rico on September 22, 2025, 05:35:57 PM
https://bsky.app/profile/marisakabas.bsky.social/post/3lzhgwlsppc2j
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: Shaka Shart on September 22, 2025, 06:09:15 PM
Quote from: Uncle Rico on September 22, 2025, 05:35:57 PMhttps://bsky.app/profile/marisakabas.bsky.social/post/3lzhgwlsppc2j

I would love to see the strategy financial models currently for this.

Disneypluspricing V12 Kimmel Adjustment 9-22 Broken Links Iger Review.xlsx
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: Skatastrophy on September 22, 2025, 06:29:12 PM
Somebody on Scoop always insisted that DIS was going to be a great buy and hold stock. I would be so frustrated with their incompetence these past 10 years.

(https://i.imgur.com/ZZWCky9.png)

Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: GB Warrior on September 22, 2025, 06:45:33 PM
Quote from: Skatastrophy on September 22, 2025, 06:29:12 PMSomebody on Scoop always insisted that DIS was going to be a great buy and hold stock. I would be so frustrated with their incompetence these past 10 years.

(https://i.imgur.com/ZZWCky9.png)



It dropped because of woke
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: MuggsyB on September 22, 2025, 06:49:53 PM
So it's not ratings or the FCC and Trump?  Then my guess is he'll have some written apology and invite Erika Kirk on the show.  Or Adam Carolla.  Maybe we'll be blessed with him going out for his monologue as Oprah or Karl Malone? 
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: Jay Bee on September 22, 2025, 07:02:26 PM
Sinclair= Righteous
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: The Sultan on September 22, 2025, 07:04:42 PM
Ah.

https://bsky.app/profile/culturecrave.co/post/3lzhhhokfz226
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: MU82 on September 22, 2025, 07:13:47 PM
Quote from: Skatastrophy on September 22, 2025, 06:29:12 PMSomebody on Scoop always insisted that DIS was going to be a great buy and hold stock. I would be so frustrated with their incompetence these past 10 years.

(https://i.imgur.com/ZZWCky9.png)



Smuggles (Heisy) said DIS should be avoided at all costs. The stock was around $80 at the time IIRC. It is up about 40% since then.

It also is up a market-beating 20% over the last year.

It wasn't nearly as bad as his insistence that AAPL was dead money - which he made about 1000% ago.
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: Uncle Rico on September 22, 2025, 07:16:11 PM
Quote from: The Sultan on September 22, 2025, 07:04:42 PMAh.

https://bsky.app/profile/culturecrave.co/post/3lzhhhokfz226

Sure, Jan
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: MuggsyB on September 22, 2025, 07:23:08 PM
Quote from: MU82 on September 22, 2025, 07:13:47 PMSmuggles (Heisy) said DIS should be avoided at all costs. The stock was around $80 at the time IIRC. It is up about 40% since then.

It also is up a market-beating 20% over the last year.

It wasn't nearly as bad as his insistence that AAPL was dead money - which he made about 1000% ago.

Iv
Quote from: MU82 on September 22, 2025, 07:13:47 PMSmuggles (Heisy) said DIS should be avoided at all costs. The stock was around $80 at the time IIRC. It is up about 40% since then.

It also is up a market-beating 20% over the last year.

It wasn't nearly as bad as his insistence that AAPL was dead money - which he made about 1000% ago.

I'm pissed AAPL hasn't had a good year.  My NIL plans will have to wait.  :(

Oh...but they are up 4.3% today.  :)
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: Uncle Rico on September 22, 2025, 07:27:14 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on September 22, 2025, 06:49:53 PMSo it's not ratings or the FCC and Trump?  Then my guess is he'll have some written apology and invite Erika Kirk on the show.  Or Adam Carolla.  Maybe we'll be blessed with him going out for his monologue as Oprah or Karl Malone? 

Erika Kirk should be at home raising her kids and not galavanting around the country.  She needs to find a husband to take care of her.
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: CreightonWarrior on September 22, 2025, 07:31:05 PM
Quote from: Uncle Rico on September 22, 2025, 07:27:14 PMErika Kirk should be at home raising her kids and not galavanting around the country.  She needs to find a husband to take care of her.
how do you expect her to run for office that way?
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: Uncle Rico on September 22, 2025, 07:33:30 PM
Quote from: CreightonWarrior on September 22, 2025, 07:31:05 PMhow do you expect her to run for office that way?

As an obedient woman of god, she won't run for office.  Unless she can make money off running for office, of course. 
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: MuggsyB on September 22, 2025, 07:35:08 PM
Quote from: Uncle Rico on September 22, 2025, 07:27:14 PMErika Kirk should be at home raising her kids and not galavanting around the country.  She needs to find a husband to take care of her.

She could be galvanting to the White House?
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: Uncle Rico on September 22, 2025, 07:36:50 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on September 22, 2025, 07:35:08 PMShe could be galvanting to the White House?

What an offensive action towards our lord and savior that would be.  She's a righteous woman that will put raising her kids above any political pursuits
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: MuggsyB on September 22, 2025, 07:38:52 PM
Quote from: Uncle Rico on September 22, 2025, 07:36:50 PMWhat an offensive action towards our lord and savior that would be.  She's a righteous woman that will put raising her kids above any political pursuits

She'll just use the autopen and hire some people. 
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: GB Warrior on September 22, 2025, 07:40:13 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on September 22, 2025, 07:35:08 PMShe could be galvanting to the White House?

Does she resemble Ivanka enough to appeal to the president?
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: MuggsyB on September 22, 2025, 07:41:17 PM
Quote from: GB Warrior on September 22, 2025, 07:40:13 PMDoes she resemble Ivanka enough to appeal to the president?

He'll be gone. 
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: Uncle Rico on September 22, 2025, 07:42:27 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on September 22, 2025, 07:38:52 PMShe'll just use the autopen and hire some people. 

If that's the case, she'll rot in hell for disobeying the Bible
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: CreightonWarrior on September 22, 2025, 07:42:59 PM
Quote from: GB Warrior on September 22, 2025, 07:40:13 PMDoes she resemble Ivanka enough to appeal to the president?
based on the videos I saw from yesterday, yes.
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: The Sultan on September 22, 2025, 07:43:06 PM
Quote from: GB Warrior on September 22, 2025, 07:40:13 PMDoes she resemble Ivanka enough to appeal to the president?


Eh. He seems pretty luke warm.

https://x.com/allenanalysis/status/1969906870807843320?s=46&t=ppua9BCUAa7dWM9-SthPmg
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: Uncle Rico on September 22, 2025, 07:44:44 PM
Quote from: The Sultan on September 22, 2025, 07:43:06 PMEh. He seems pretty luke warm.

https://x.com/allenanalysis/status/1969906870807843320?s=46&t=ppua9BCUAa7dWM9-SthPmg

If she does porn, he'll be all over her. 
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: MuggsyB on September 22, 2025, 07:45:44 PM
Quote from: Uncle Rico on September 22, 2025, 07:42:27 PMIf that's the case, she'll rot in hell for disobeying the Bible

What does the Bible say about autopenning?  I was just curious. 
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: CreightonWarrior on September 22, 2025, 07:46:26 PM
She kicked off her campaign the day after his death when she posted the video.
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: Uncle Rico on September 22, 2025, 07:47:14 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on September 22, 2025, 07:45:44 PMWhat does the Bible say about autopenning?  I was just curious. 

It doesn't.  It wasn't invented yet.  Now, I'm sure someone will go back in time and have her sign the Epstein book and fake that, too. 
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: MuggsyB on September 22, 2025, 07:53:54 PM
Quote from: Uncle Rico on September 22, 2025, 07:47:14 PMIt doesn't.  It wasn't invented yet.  Now, I'm sure someone will go back in time and have her sign the Epstein book and fake that, too.

I'm confused.  Fake what exactly? 
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: Uncle Rico on September 22, 2025, 07:55:58 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on September 22, 2025, 07:53:54 PMI'm confused.  Fake what exactly? 

Soros has a Time Machine he used to sign the Epstein book in the President's name and will do the same to Erika Kirk.
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: MuggsyB on September 22, 2025, 07:57:15 PM
Quote from: Uncle Rico on September 22, 2025, 07:55:58 PMSoros has a Time Machine he used to sign the Epstein book in the President's name and will do the same to Erika Kirk.

Whoakay.  I'm a little lost.  Thankfully MU Hoops is around the corner. 
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: Uncle Rico on September 22, 2025, 08:00:24 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on September 22, 2025, 07:57:15 PMWhoakay.  I'm a little lost.  Thankfully MU Hoops is around the corner. 

Read a Bible, pal and get rid of your Tylenol
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: MuggsyB on September 22, 2025, 08:03:45 PM
Quote from: Uncle Rico on September 22, 2025, 08:00:24 PMRead a Bible, pal and get rid of your Tylenol

I'm not religious and don't take any pills.  Why the hostility? 
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: Uncle Rico on September 22, 2025, 08:04:28 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on September 22, 2025, 08:03:45 PMI'm not religious and don't take any pills.  Why the hostility? 

Good.  Tylenol causes autism
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: Scoop Snoop on September 22, 2025, 08:09:04 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on September 22, 2025, 08:03:45 PMI'm not religious and don't take any pills.  Why the hostility? 

But you really should.
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: MuggsyB on September 22, 2025, 08:12:21 PM
Quote from: Uncle Rico on September 22, 2025, 08:04:28 PMGood.  Tylenol causes autism


WTF??  I guess I missed that.  Once in s great while I have an Ibuprofen. 
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: MuggsyB on September 22, 2025, 08:13:00 PM
Quote from: Scoop Snoop on September 22, 2025, 08:09:04 PMBut you really should.

I don't believe in pills. 
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: Uncle Rico on September 22, 2025, 08:13:46 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on September 22, 2025, 08:12:21 PMWTF??  I guess I missed that.  Once in s great while I have an Ibuprofen. 

Yes.  It was proven today
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: Scoop Snoop on September 22, 2025, 08:15:29 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on September 22, 2025, 08:13:00 PMI don't believe in pills. 

As usual, you missed the point.
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: MuggsyB on September 22, 2025, 08:17:23 PM
Quote from: Scoop Snoop on September 22, 2025, 08:15:29 PMAs usual, you missed the point.

Maybe there wasn't a point? 
Quote from: Uncle Rico on September 22, 2025, 08:13:46 PMYes.  It was proven today
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Ahh...I missed that story.  Well that's super dumb. 
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: Scoop Snoop on September 22, 2025, 08:22:52 PM
nm
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: cheebs09 on September 22, 2025, 08:27:07 PM
Quote from: The Sultan on September 22, 2025, 07:43:06 PMEh. He seems pretty luke warm.

https://x.com/allenanalysis/status/1969906870807843320?s=46&t=ppua9BCUAa7dWM9-SthPmg

Kind of got these vibes.


(https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/Yjx8afkxQEYSNLCvMfo4oA.jpg)
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: MU82 on September 22, 2025, 08:28:50 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on September 22, 2025, 08:13:00 PMI don't believe in pills. 

Ibuprofen is a pill.
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: The Sultan on September 22, 2025, 08:29:59 PM
Quote from: MU82 on September 22, 2025, 08:28:50 PMIbuprofen is a pill.

I snort it.
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: tower912 on September 22, 2025, 08:32:48 PM
Pain don't hurt
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: MuggsyB on September 22, 2025, 08:34:30 PM
Quote from: MU82 on September 22, 2025, 08:28:50 PMIbuprofen is a pill.

Yes.  But it's extremely rare for me to have one.  In general I have adverse reactions to medications and I think in my case they're Placebo based solutions. 
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: GB Warrior on September 22, 2025, 08:37:53 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on September 22, 2025, 08:34:30 PMYes.  But it's extremely rare for me to have one.  In general I have adverse reactions to medications and I think in my case they're Placebo based solutions.

Is that only if taken orally or do suppositories have the same affect
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: Shaka Shart on September 22, 2025, 08:41:08 PM
Quote from: The Sultan on September 22, 2025, 07:43:06 PMEh. He seems pretty luke warm.

https://x.com/allenanalysis/status/1969906870807843320?s=46&t=ppua9BCUAa7dWM9-SthPmg

I hope I have fireworks at my funeral too
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: Shaka Shart on September 22, 2025, 08:42:08 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on September 22, 2025, 07:53:54 PMI'm confused.  Fake what exactly? 

Until a week ago, orgasms
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: MuggsyB on September 22, 2025, 08:42:28 PM
Quote from: GB Warrior on September 22, 2025, 08:37:53 PMIs that only if taken orally or do suppositories have the same affect

Everything.  I react poorly to medications and they're unhelpful. 
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: wadesworld on September 22, 2025, 09:04:48 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on September 22, 2025, 08:42:28 PMEverything.  I react poorly to medications and they're unhelpful.

That's good news for you. Your children will not have autism.
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: jesmu84 on September 22, 2025, 09:11:10 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on September 22, 2025, 08:13:00 PMI don't believe in pills. 

What is there to "believe" in?
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: Billy Hoyle on September 22, 2025, 09:22:45 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on September 22, 2025, 07:35:08 PMShe could be galvanting to the White House?

She'll try to galavant to the White House, but on JD's arm. He's already had to apologize for marrying a non white woman (before he sold his soul) and who better to complete his transformation than his buddy's wife?

Whose head speechwriter do you think has written her speeches?
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: #UnleashSean on September 22, 2025, 09:25:29 PM
Insert grandpa simpson.
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: Skatastrophy on September 22, 2025, 09:41:47 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on September 22, 2025, 08:12:21 PMWTF??  I guess I missed that.  Once in s great while I have an Ibuprofen. 
That and acetaminophen are fine. Tylenol causes autism. 
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: forgetful on September 22, 2025, 10:13:57 PM
Horse paste: Safe
Vaccines: Bad

Raw milk: Safe
Tylenol: Bad
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: Billy Hoyle on September 22, 2025, 10:26:28 PM
Quote from: forgetful on September 22, 2025, 10:13:57 PMHorse paste: Safe
Vaccines: Bad

Raw milk: Safe
Tylenol: Bad

and wash them all down with beef tallow!
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: Shaka Shart on September 22, 2025, 10:35:03 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on September 22, 2025, 08:42:28 PMEverything.  I react poorly to medications and they're unhelpful.

*reada vyvanse label* shame
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: forgetful on September 22, 2025, 10:36:07 PM
Quote from: Billy Hoyle on September 22, 2025, 10:26:28 PMand wash them all down with beef tallow!

And don't forget to inject bleach weekly.
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: MU Fan in Connecticut on September 22, 2025, 10:56:13 PM
Quote from: MU82 on September 22, 2025, 03:22:41 PMMust-see TV tomorrow night.

Governor Newsome is the first guest.
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: MU82 on September 23, 2025, 01:08:01 AM
Quote from: MuggsyB on September 22, 2025, 08:34:30 PMYes.  But it's extremely rare for me to have one.  In general I have adverse reactions to medications and I think in my case they're Placebo based solutions.

You're one of a kind, Muggs.

Or at least 2/3rds of a kind.
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: Hards Alumni on September 23, 2025, 06:12:49 AM
Quote from: MuggsyB on September 22, 2025, 07:35:08 PMShe could be galvanting to the White House?

Well, we are an incredibly stupid country, so who knows.
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: Hards Alumni on September 23, 2025, 06:15:50 AM
Quote from: MU Fan in Connecticut on September 22, 2025, 10:56:13 PMGovernor Newsome is the first guest.

Gross.
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: Billy Hoyle on September 23, 2025, 07:25:50 AM
Quote from: MU82 on September 22, 2025, 03:22:41 PMMust-see TV tomorrow night.

The only times I've ever watched Kimmel are the times Springsteen has been on and performed. I think I'll add to that total tonight.
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: Jay Bee on September 23, 2025, 08:18:34 AM
Quote from: Billy Hoyle on September 23, 2025, 07:25:50 AMThe only times I've ever watched Kimmel are the times Springsteen has been on and performed. I think I'll add to that total tonight.

Way to take a strong stand! Such courage!!
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: #UnleashSean on September 23, 2025, 08:22:00 AM
Quote from: MuggsyB on September 22, 2025, 08:42:28 PMEverything.  I react poorly to medications and they're unhelpful.

Yup, I absolutely believe that you believe that.
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: MUBurrow on September 23, 2025, 08:22:12 AM
Quote from: Shaka Shart on September 22, 2025, 08:41:08 PMI hope I have fireworks at my funeral too

::Types Epic Handshake Meme, Hunter S. Thompson, and Charlie Kirk in chatgpt::
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: Uncle Rico on September 23, 2025, 08:28:23 AM
Quote from: Jay Bee on September 23, 2025, 08:18:34 AMWay to take a strong stand! Such courage!!

Agree 100%.  I haven't watched in forever and I'll be watching tonight. 
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: Billy Hoyle on September 23, 2025, 08:32:16 AM
Quote from: Jay Bee on September 23, 2025, 08:18:34 AMWay to take a strong stand! Such courage!!

Thank you! I'm usually in bed by 11:35 but as someone who supports the First Amendment, I'll make an exception
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: MU82 on September 23, 2025, 09:53:27 AM
Most Mon-Thu nights, my wife and I go to YouTube and watch Kimmel's monologue, Colbert's monologue and Myers' "Closer Look." The clips are usually posted by 10 p.m. PT.

We rarely watch full broadcasts, but we probably will watch Kimmel tonight to support the First Amendment and to show solidarity with those who reject Big Government, cancel culture, and retribution-based governance.
Title: Re: Kimmel back
Post by: TallTitan34 on September 23, 2025, 10:27:10 AM
Quote from: MU82 on September 23, 2025, 09:53:27 AMMost Mon-Thu nights, my wife and I go to YouTube and watch Kimmel's monologue, Colbert's monologue and Myers' "Closer Look." The clips are usually posted by 10 p.m. PT.

We rarely watch full broadcasts, but we probably will watch Kimmel tonight to support the First Amendment and to show solidarity with those who reject Big Government, cancel culture, and retribution-based governance.

I usually watch Colbert's monologue Monday through Thursday and the Daily Show on Mondays to see Jon Stewart's open.  I'll catch clips of the other shows online like you said.

Based on monologues I think Kimmel probably has the weakest writer's room of the bunch.  His best stuff is the real life interactions with the public or celebrities. 
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