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MUScoop => The Superbar => Topic started by: MuggsyB on August 12, 2025, 01:13:08 PM

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Post by: MuggsyB on August 12, 2025, 01:13:08 PM
Happy World Elephant Day.  Tremendous, tremendous, members of the animal kingdom. Scoopers must do more to support them and that goes for the entire human race. 
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Post by: Uncle Rico on August 12, 2025, 01:19:25 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on August 12, 2025, 01:13:08 PMHappy World Elephant Day.  Tremendous, tremendous, members of the animal kingdom. Scoopers must do more to support them and that goes for the entire human race. 

Elephants are great in circuses and as trophies for hunting
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Post by: Jay Bee on August 12, 2025, 01:30:45 PM
reeko loves a nice trunk
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Post by: Uncle Rico on August 12, 2025, 01:43:52 PM
Hahahaha
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Post by: tower912 on August 12, 2025, 01:48:53 PM
I love a good trunk.  My sedan has one. 
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Post by: MuggsyB on August 12, 2025, 05:38:00 PM
Quote from: Uncle Rico on August 12, 2025, 01:19:25 PMElephants are great in circuses and as trophies for hunting

Inexcusable take, and I don't care if it's your usual sarcasm.  This is not remotely amusing.  We used to have 500K+ elephants.  Do yourself a favor and go to Krueger or perhaps Northern Thailand or Cambodia.  Spend some time at these orphanages.  God bless these wonderful people who are dedicated to helping
Elephants and Rhinos.
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Post by: jesmu84 on August 12, 2025, 05:49:41 PM
I'm betting an elephant steak would taste phenomenal
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Post by: Uncle Rico on August 12, 2025, 05:50:55 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on August 12, 2025, 05:38:00 PMInexcusable take, and I don't care if it's your usual sarcasm.  This is not remotely amusing.  We used to have 500K+ elephants.  Do yourself a favor and go to Krueger or perhaps Northern Thailand or Cambodia.  Spend some time at these orphanages.  God bless these wonderful people who are dedicated to helping
Elephants and Rhinos.

I'd rather eat glass
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Post by: CreightonWarrior on August 12, 2025, 05:53:57 PM
Quote from: jesmu84 on August 12, 2025, 05:49:41 PMI'm betting an elephant steak would taste phenomenal
can confirm, especially when I use my ivory fork
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Post by: Scoop Snoop on August 12, 2025, 06:01:02 PM
Quote from: tower912 on August 12, 2025, 01:48:53 PMI love a good trunk.  My sedan has one. 

Compared to the other replies, this one is appropriate for a "good Catholic boy" like you.
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Post by: Shaka Shart on August 12, 2025, 07:30:15 PM
My fantasy football league has an ivory trophy but we keep screwing up adding each year's winners so we go through a LOT of ivory making new ones. Elephants are big, they don't need their tusks
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Post by: GB Warrior on August 12, 2025, 07:50:49 PM
Quote from: Uncle Rico on August 12, 2025, 05:50:55 PMI'd rather eat glass

Lindsey Graham eats elephant trunk
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Post by: JWags85 on August 12, 2025, 07:51:56 PM
Everyone usually thinks of Kruger and other South African parks, or Serengeti in Tanzania, or sometimes parks in Kenya, but the largest population of elephants in Africa is actually in Botswana.

Also, home to, in the Okavango Delta, one of the only lion prides who subsist primarily on water buffalo, but also branch out into elephant hunting which is exceedingly rare.
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Post by: Shaka Shart on August 12, 2025, 08:14:42 PM
I hear powdered rhino horn is the real natural male enhancement drug
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Post by: GB Warrior on August 12, 2025, 08:28:48 PM
Quote from: Shaka Shart on August 12, 2025, 08:14:42 PMI hear powdered rhino horn is the real natural male enhancement drug

Muggsy told you to keep it a secret
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Post by: MuggsyB on August 12, 2025, 08:38:16 PM
Quote from: JWags85 on August 12, 2025, 07:51:56 PMEveryone usually thinks of Kruger and other South African parks, or Serengeti in Tanzania, or sometimes parks in Kenya, but the largest population of elephants in Africa is actually in Botswana.

Also, home to, in the Okavango Delta, one of the only lion prides who subsist primarily on water buffalo, but also branch out into elephant hunting which is exceedingly rare.

True.  I'm upset with everyone here except you and Tower. 
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Post by: Uncle Rico on August 12, 2025, 09:11:12 PM
Quote from: GB Warrior on August 12, 2025, 07:50:49 PMLindsey Graham eats elephant trunk

97.6% of Republicans eat trunk
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Post by: Spaniel with a Short Tail on August 12, 2025, 10:56:16 PM
How some people commemorate the day.

https://theonion.com/donald-trump-jr-takes-son-on-hunting-trip-in-national-1819579846/

(https://theonion.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/p0wb4xhpreqa1rgn24ri.jpg?w=1024)
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Post by: Shaka Shart on August 12, 2025, 11:41:07 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on August 12, 2025, 08:38:16 PMTrue.  I'm upset with everyone here except you and Tower. 

I'm upset the price of Bushmeat is so high now. Thanks Obungler
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Post by: TSmith34, Inc. on August 13, 2025, 06:58:22 AM
Quote from: Jay Bee on August 12, 2025, 01:30:45 PMreeko loves a nice trunk

And with this post, BJ officially passes willie for first place in number of penis references.

I wonder why?
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Post by: brewcity77 on August 13, 2025, 08:51:10 AM
Wait, Kroger sells elephant steaks now? Going to pick some up today.
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Post by: StillAWarrior on August 13, 2025, 08:52:54 AM
Quote from: MuggsyB on August 12, 2025, 01:13:08 PMTremendous, tremendous, members of the animal kingdom.

Muggs, I'm curious...are there any members of the animal kingdom that you do not consider tremendous? And I mean other than humans...you've made your feelings pretty well known on that point.
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Post by: GB Warrior on August 13, 2025, 10:57:39 AM
Quote from: TSmith34, Inc. on August 13, 2025, 06:58:22 AMAnd with this post, BJ officially passes willie for first place in number of penis references.

I wonder why?

The answer lies within
Quote from: Uncle Rico on August 12, 2025, 09:11:12 PM97.6% of Republicans eat trunk
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Post by: tower912 on August 13, 2025, 11:15:38 AM
Muggsy, the only reason you are not mad at me is I put you on ignore.
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Post by: Pakuni on August 13, 2025, 05:34:17 PM
Elephants are thugs.

https://www.instagram.com/p/DNM6vUMBp00/
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Post by: MuggsyB on August 13, 2025, 06:26:44 PM
Quote from: StillAWarrior on August 13, 2025, 08:52:54 AMMuggs, I'm curious...are there any members of the animal kingdom that you do not consider tremendous? And I mean other than humans...you've made your feelings pretty well known on that point.

Not all of them are tremendous.  And there are many tiers within tremendous. 
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Post by: GB Warrior on August 13, 2025, 06:45:24 PM
Quote from: Pakuni on August 13, 2025, 05:34:17 PMElephants are thugs.

https://www.instagram.com/p/DNM6vUMBp00/

Not the white ones
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Post by: Scoop Snoop on August 13, 2025, 07:23:08 PM
Quote from: brewcity77 on August 13, 2025, 08:51:10 AMWait, Kroger sells elephant steaks now? Going to pick some up today.

Manatee steaks are going on sale this weekend. Be careful that you do not overcook them on the grill so they stay nice and juicy.
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Post by: Shaka Shart on August 13, 2025, 09:03:04 PM
Don't waste valuable taxpayer money, just harpoon it and sell its sweet succulent meat

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/science/scientists-on-standby-to-rescue-rare-manatee-sighted-in-cold-new-england-waters
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