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No, she is priceless.
No.
No. But I'm waiting to see who the first scooper to say yes will be. Probably Rico.
The better question is whether your SO would leave you for a million dollars.
Someone just watched "Indecent Proposal" for the first time.
I already have that much
Quote from: Uncle Rico on July 26, 2025, 04:16:39 PMI already have that much
Exactly. Why should I take a pay cut?
This one? No
The first one, however, did that to me.
Only if it's cash so I can prevent my taxes from going to moochers (like my wife)
Quote from: Uncle Rico on July 26, 2025, 04:16:39 PMI already have that much
Plus, you're kind and wouldn't break his heart like that. Kudos.
Quote from: Jay Bee on July 26, 2025, 08:08:38 PMPlus, you're kind and wouldn't break his heart like that. Kudos.
Buddy's like 50 and still thinks gay jokes and making fun of gay people is funny in the year 2025.
Told her this morning she looks like a million bucks which made her happy. Then agreed to the deal. Technically she cannot be mad at me
$1 million? Is it 1990? I think add another zero and it becomes a more fun discussion in some circles.
No, but Bee Jay would pay a million dollars to have a significant other, but he doesn't have that sort of scratch.
Quote from: JWags85 on July 27, 2025, 07:30:50 PM$1 million? Is it 1990? I think add another zero and it becomes a more fun discussion in some circles.
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Quote from: TSmith34, Inc. on July 27, 2025, 07:33:15 PMNo, but Bee Jay would pay a million dollars to have a significant other, but he doesn't have that sort of scratch.
Only if she's a certain level of pickleball player.
Quote from: TSmith34, Inc. on July 27, 2025, 07:33:15 PMNo, but Bee Jay would pay a million dollars to have a significant other, but he doesn't have that sort of scratch.
#FakeNews
While I am a millionaire, I prefer to not settle down until I find the right one. Thank the lawd for the internet, nahmean??
The good news for you is those AI apps get less realistic every day.
Quote from: Jay Bee on July 27, 2025, 09:17:12 PM#FakeNews
While I am a millionaire, I prefer to not settle down until I find the right one. Thank the lawd for the internet, nahmean??
I read this to mean "No woman will have me".
At least he has pickleball.
No, because if I did she would get at least half of it. She's a Marquette woman and doesn't tolerate fools or indiscretions.
Quote from: dgies9156 on July 28, 2025, 10:13:49 AMNo, because if I did she would get at least half of it. She's a Marquette woman and doesn't tolerate fools or indiscretions.
If she reads scoop you get a boost relative to all of us Neanderthals on here
Quote from: dgies9156 on July 28, 2025, 10:13:49 AMNo, because if I did she would get at least half of it. She's a Marquette woman and doesn't tolerate fools or indiscretions.
Really?
Quote from: The Sultan on July 28, 2025, 10:19:08 AMReally?
That was
not nice, but then again....you make no pretense of being "nice". Me neither.
Quote from: The Sultan on July 28, 2025, 10:19:08 AMReally?
Really. Which is why she doesn't read Scoop.
What's worse, she went to Marquette during the height of MU's basketball glory and doesn't like basketball and never had RC.
The night we won the National Title, she went to the union to be seen and to be with her friends.
Sorry, brother GB. She doesn't read this stuff.
Quote from: dgies9156 on July 28, 2025, 10:29:15 AMReally. Which is why she doesn't read Scoop.
What's worse, she went to Marquette during the height of MU's basketball glory and doesn't like basketball and never had RC.
The night we won the National Title, she went to the union to be seen and to be with her friends.
Sorry, brother GB. She doesn't read this stuff.
Wouldn't need a million bucks to leave her.
(I'm joking, I'm sure she's a wonderful woman.)
it depends. If I have a million dollars will I get to do two chicks at the same time?
Quote from: Billy Hoyle on July 28, 2025, 10:47:53 AMit depends. If I have a million dollars will I get to do two chicks at the same time?
Office Space. Well done.
Quote from: tower912 on July 28, 2025, 11:08:28 AMOffice Space. Well done.
I was stunned nobody else beat me to it. An absolute classic line in a movie filled with them.
We've been dating for a week so just give me like 1K.