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Title: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: Skatastrophy on May 07, 2025, 12:13:48 PM
Livethread from the NYT gift link

https://www.nytimes.com/live/2025/05/07/world/pope-conclave-updates?unlocked_article_code=1.FU8.nqak.KGYb-WVSMVpH&smid=url-share
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: Uncle Rico on May 07, 2025, 12:21:22 PM
Quote from: Skatastrophy on May 07, 2025, 12:13:48 PMLivethread from the NYT gift link

https://www.nytimes.com/live/2025/05/07/world/pope-conclave-updates?unlocked_article_code=1.FU8.nqak.KGYb-WVSMVpH&smid=url-share

Just hope this pope isn't woke like the last one
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: cheebs09 on May 07, 2025, 12:24:56 PM
Based on the secrecy, isn't a live thread just saying what color the smoke is a few times a day?
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: The Sultan on May 07, 2025, 12:28:32 PM
Quote from: cheebs09 on May 07, 2025, 12:24:56 PMBased on the secrecy, isn't a live thread just saying what color the smoke is a few times a day?

https://bsky.app/profile/rodger.bsky.social/post/3lnnfevmamk2k
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: Billy Hoyle on May 07, 2025, 12:31:54 PM
I saw an interesting article this morning about the newer Cardinals watching Conclave to get an idea of what they're supposed to be doing. 

https://www.politico.eu/article/cardinals-watch-conclave-movie-for-real-life-guidance/

It all might sound painfully relevant. The film is seen as remarkably accurate even by cardinals, said the cleric, making it a helpful research tool, especially at a time when so many of the conclave participants have little experience of Vatican politics and protocol.
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: Shaka Shart on May 07, 2025, 01:10:05 PM
Completely uninformed but picking the Filipino or African guys probably is a shrewd pick if they want to cater to their growth markets. All bout that ROI
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: GB Warrior on May 07, 2025, 02:07:51 PM
Can someone let me know when they do the gender reveal
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: Uncle Rico on May 07, 2025, 02:12:39 PM
Quote from: Shaka Shart on May 07, 2025, 01:10:05 PMCompletely uninformed but picking the Filipino or African guys probably is a shrewd pick if they want to cater to their growth markets. All bout that ROI

It better be a guy that speaks American
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: GB Warrior on May 07, 2025, 02:19:48 PM
Quote from: Uncle Rico on May 07, 2025, 02:12:39 PMIt better be a guy that speaks American

But not the DC guy, cuz there are some politicians that will stop pretending to be religious
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: Shaka Shart on May 07, 2025, 02:33:14 PM
Quote from: GB Warrior on May 07, 2025, 02:07:51 PMCan someone let me know when they do the gender reveal

Soot colored hellish black smoke. It's a dentist
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: JWags85 on May 07, 2025, 02:52:09 PM
Just want to remind you guys that @PapalChanges on X is not a reliable source of information, they've been wrong on searches before.
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: The Sultan on May 07, 2025, 02:57:24 PM
The College of Cardinals should just go the transfer route and not go with unproven talent. Throw some NIL at the Patriarch of Constantinople.

This guy already knows how to be a church leader.

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/00/%D0%9F%D0%B0%D1%82%D1%80%D0%B8%D0%B0%D1%80%D1%85_%D0%92%D0%B0%D1%80%D1%84%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D0%BC%D0%B5%D0%B9_%28cropped%29.jpg/250px-%D0%9F%D0%B0%D1%82%D1%80%D0%B8%D0%B0%D1%80%D1%85_%D0%92%D0%B0%D1%80%D1%84%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D0%BC%D0%B5%D0%B9_%28cropped%29.jpg)
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: cheebs09 on May 07, 2025, 03:34:30 PM
Quote from: The Sultan on May 07, 2025, 02:57:24 PMThe College of Cardinals should just go the transfer route and not go with unproven talent. Throw some NIL at the Patriarch of Constantinople.

This guy already knows how to be a church leader.

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/00/%D0%9F%D0%B0%D1%82%D1%80%D0%B8%D0%B0%D1%80%D1%85_%D0%92%D0%B0%D1%80%D1%84%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D0%BC%D0%B5%D0%B9_%28cropped%29.jpg/250px-%D0%9F%D0%B0%D1%82%D1%80%D0%B8%D0%B0%D1%80%D1%85_%D0%92%D0%B0%D1%80%D1%84%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D0%BC%D0%B5%D0%B9_%28cropped%29.jpg)

Lot of hubbub for a college that hasn't even won an SEC Championship.
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: Warriors4ever on May 07, 2025, 03:47:12 PM
After watching Conclave, I wonder if they are doing testing on the cardinals for any gender abnormalities.... I would have voted for the winner in Conclave as well, or the Ralph Fiennes character..
I really hope it's not an 80 year old.
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: Shaka Shart on May 07, 2025, 04:00:10 PM
Quote from: Warriors4ever on May 07, 2025, 03:47:12 PMAfter watching Conclave, I wonder if they are doing testing on the cardinals for any gender abnormalities.... I would have voted for the winner in Conclave as well, or the Ralph Fiennes character..
I really hope it's not an 80 year old.

Electing an 80 year old is more American than an American cardinal
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: GB Warrior on May 07, 2025, 05:20:53 PM
Quote from: JWags85 on May 07, 2025, 02:52:09 PMJust want to remind you guys that @PapalChanges on X is not a reliable source of information, they've been wrong on searches before.

I get all my papal announcements from Jim Ganzer
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: Uncle Rico on May 07, 2025, 06:07:14 PM
https://bsky.app/profile/jtp.bsky.social/post/3lomhw2ysos2s
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: MU82 on May 07, 2025, 07:31:38 PM
Power to the Papal!
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: Skatastrophy on May 07, 2025, 11:13:42 PM
Quote from: Uncle Rico on May 07, 2025, 06:07:14 PMhttps://bsky.app/profile/jtp.bsky.social/post/3lomhw2ysos2s
Man the replies feel like old Twitter
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: Hards Alumni on May 08, 2025, 06:15:09 AM
Quote from: Warriors4ever on May 07, 2025, 03:47:12 PMAfter watching Conclave, I wonder if they are doing testing on the cardinals for any gender abnormalities.... I would have voted for the winner in Conclave as well, or the Ralph Fiennes character..
I really hope it's not an 80 year old.

A Certified Pecker Checker?
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: Billy Hoyle on May 08, 2025, 08:14:26 AM
Quote from: GB Warrior on May 07, 2025, 02:07:51 PMCan someone let me know when they do the gender reveal

Is that still allowed by Vatican HR?
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: Warriors4ever on May 08, 2025, 08:40:13 AM
We had a talk at my church last night about the conclave. The oldest cardinal is 100, don't know why he's not being mentioned as a papabile....
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: The Sultan on May 08, 2025, 09:26:57 AM
I read somewhere that the average cardinal (the actual bird) usually spends their entire life within a couple square miles from where it is hatched since they do not migrate.
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: TSmith34, Inc. on May 08, 2025, 10:34:47 AM
Quote from: The Sultan on May 08, 2025, 09:26:57 AMI read somewhere that the average cardinal (the actual bird) usually spends their entire life within a couple square miles from where it is hatched since they do not migrate.

Much like the baseball team's fans

Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: Uncle Rico on May 08, 2025, 10:44:55 AM
Quote from: TSmith34, Inc. on May 08, 2025, 10:34:47 AMMuch like the baseball team's fans



Well, most of them eventually end up in jail or running their local Klan meetings
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: MU1in77 on May 08, 2025, 11:12:28 AM
White smoke
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: MU82 on May 08, 2025, 11:37:00 AM
Please be Pizzaballa! Please be Pizzaballa! Please be Pizzaballa!
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: Billy Hoyle on May 08, 2025, 11:42:18 AM
Quote from: MU1in77 on May 08, 2025, 11:12:28 AMWhite smoke

Mel Kiper will be ranting if isn't isn't Shadeur Sanders.
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: Uncle Rico on May 08, 2025, 11:42:59 AM
Wonder if the choice was shared on Signal?
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: Pakuni on May 08, 2025, 11:44:41 AM
Quote from: MU1in77 on May 08, 2025, 11:12:28 AMWhite smoke

#donedeal?
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: MU82 on May 08, 2025, 11:58:01 AM
Quote from: Pakuni on May 08, 2025, 11:44:41 AM#donedeal?

Not if Mrs. Pizzaballa doesn't want to live in Vatican City.
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: Billy Hoyle on May 08, 2025, 12:02:29 PM
Quote from: MU82 on May 08, 2025, 11:58:01 AMNot if Mrs. Pizzaballa doesn't want to live in Vatican City.

you made me laugh out loud with that one!  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: Pakuni on May 08, 2025, 12:04:00 PM
The Cardinal Carousel is going to be nuts.
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: CreightonWarrior on May 08, 2025, 12:09:11 PM
Any front runners get prank called by a cardinal's kid?
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: Pakuni on May 08, 2025, 12:17:41 PM
Whoa ... he's from the Chi!
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: Billy Hoyle on May 08, 2025, 12:18:47 PM
Quote from: Pakuni on May 08, 2025, 12:17:41 PMWhoa ... he's from the Chi!

and a Villanova grad.  The Big East, the cradle of the Papacy.
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: Hards Alumni on May 08, 2025, 12:33:46 PM
Pope Ditka has arrived
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: MU Fan in Connecticut on May 08, 2025, 12:34:22 PM
Pope Leo XIV
A dual American & Peruvian citizen.
Apparently Pope Francis' chosen successor.
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: 21Jumpstreet on May 08, 2025, 12:34:54 PM
Cubs fan, I'll allow it
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: Uncle Rico on May 08, 2025, 12:39:14 PM
The first American pope is also one who did as little as possible to stop all the child raping.  About right
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: Pakuni on May 08, 2025, 12:41:22 PM
Quote from: 21Jumpstreet on May 08, 2025, 12:34:54 PMCubs fan, I'll allow it

Really? Weird for a guy from Dolton. Not sure we can trust him.
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: 21Jumpstreet on May 08, 2025, 12:42:39 PM
First Team All Big East?
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: TallTitan34 on May 08, 2025, 12:44:42 PM
Quote from: 21Jumpstreet on May 08, 2025, 12:34:54 PMCubs fan, I'll allow it

Can't wait for him to throw out the first pitch at Wrigley.
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: Jay Bee on May 08, 2025, 12:46:04 PM
Quote from: Warriors4ever on May 08, 2025, 08:40:13 AMWe had a talk at my church last night about the conclave. The oldest cardinal is 100, don't know why he's not being mentioned as a papabile....

Bro y u at church on a Wednesday night
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: GB Warrior on May 08, 2025, 12:46:14 PM
Happy for him to get it because he was about to be deported to El Salvador
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: cheebs09 on May 08, 2025, 12:48:39 PM
Man, the Bears are doing everything they can to turn their franchise around.
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: GB Warrior on May 08, 2025, 12:49:16 PM
Quote from: cheebs09 on May 08, 2025, 12:48:39 PMMan, the Bears are doing everything they can to turn their franchise around.

Caleb will be excommunicated if they don't make the playoffs
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: TallTitan34 on May 08, 2025, 12:49:22 PM
Quote from: Billy Hoyle on May 08, 2025, 12:18:47 PMand a Villanova grad.  The Big East, the cradle of the Papacy.

Hope Shaka lives rent free in the pope's head.
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: CreightonWarrior on May 08, 2025, 12:51:04 PM
https://x.com/realrobreinhart/status/1920530204369269056?s=42
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: RJax55 on May 08, 2025, 12:53:04 PM
What about Chicago?
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: Billy Hoyle on May 08, 2025, 12:57:50 PM
The Big East tournament will be moving to the Vatican
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: wadesworld on May 08, 2025, 12:59:05 PM
"Cardinal George of Chicago, of happy memory, was one of my great mentors, and he said: 'Look, until America goes into political decline, there won't be an American pope.' And his point was, if America is kind of running the world politically, culturally, economically, they don't want America running the world religiously. So, I think there's some truth to that, that we're such a superpower and so dominant, they don't want to give us, also, control over the church."

Checks out.
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: GB Warrior on May 08, 2025, 12:59:35 PM
Is the Big East getting a pope before Notre Dame the thing that draws them back into conference
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: CreightonWarrior on May 08, 2025, 01:05:21 PM
Can he dunk?
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: MU82 on May 08, 2025, 01:06:24 PM
Quote from: Pakuni on May 08, 2025, 12:17:41 PMWhoa ... he's from the Chi!

Got me excited for a second because I was sure it was Coach Ditka.

Quote from: MU Fan in Connecticut on May 08, 2025, 12:34:22 PMApparently Pope Francis' chosen successor.

According to the little I've read so far, he has done well advocating for those less fortunate, as was the case with Francis. So that's good.

On the other hand ...

Quote from: Uncle Rico on May 08, 2025, 12:39:14 PMThe first American pope is also one who did as little as possible to stop all the child raping.

That's disturbing. One can only hope he's had his eyes opened by the truth of those horrors.
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: Pakuni on May 08, 2025, 01:07:55 PM
Quote from: CreightonWarrior on May 08, 2025, 12:51:04 PMhttps://x.com/realrobreinhart/status/1920530204369269056?s=42

This will help recruiting.
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: Skatastrophy on May 08, 2025, 01:20:20 PM
He's a Cubs fan and a Packers fan! What a mensch
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: Uncle Rico on May 08, 2025, 01:23:47 PM
Quote from: Skatastrophy on May 08, 2025, 01:20:20 PMHe's a Cubs fan and a Packers fan! What a mensch

Oh, no
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: Pakuni on May 08, 2025, 01:39:47 PM
https://x.com/drprevost/status/1886469097560719594?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1886469097560719594%7Ctwgr%5E995dfbff913c2ffa2648a12fb0940a7ad2e580fc%7Ctwcon%5Es1_c10&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.mediaite.com%2Fnews%2Fjd-vance-is-wrong-heres-what-the-new-pope-has-tweeted-about-trump-and-us-politics%2F
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: Uncle Rico on May 08, 2025, 01:59:33 PM
🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨WOKE POPE🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: Billy Hoyle on May 08, 2025, 02:03:22 PM
That 50 year reunion at Nova in 2027 is going to have a lot of fellow grads feeling pretty inferior.

"I just retired after 40 years as a partner at a NYC law firm. What are you up to these days, Bob?"
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: Shaka Shart on May 08, 2025, 02:24:12 PM
Quote from: Uncle Rico on May 08, 2025, 01:59:33 PM🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨WOKE POPE🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

Would hate to be getting a cavity drilled when this news and realization arrived.
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: Billy Hoyle on May 08, 2025, 02:35:16 PM
Nova grads are about to approach Georgetown grad level of insufferability.
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: TallTitan34 on May 08, 2025, 02:36:10 PM
Is Villanova going to retire 14?
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: GB Warrior on May 08, 2025, 02:56:06 PM
Quote from: TallTitan34 on May 08, 2025, 02:36:10 PMIs Villanova going to retire 14?

They're offended he didn't take the name John Thompson IV
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: Warriors4ever on May 08, 2025, 02:56:14 PM
Jay Bee I was at my church because they were having a talk on the conclave....
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: TallTitan34 on May 08, 2025, 03:17:27 PM
Quote from: GB Warrior on May 08, 2025, 02:56:06 PMThey're offended he didn't take the name John Thompson IV

If I'm ever chosen as Pope I'm going with Pope Shaka I.
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: Jay Bee on May 08, 2025, 03:31:33 PM
Just another of many dudes at Nova who were virgins throughout their college years
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: MU82 on May 08, 2025, 03:43:12 PM
Quote from: Jay Bee on May 08, 2025, 03:31:33 PMJust another of many dudes at Nova who were virgins throughout their college years

How do you know?
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: GB Warrior on May 08, 2025, 04:09:03 PM
Despite suggestions to the contrary, seems the pope is a white Sox fan and knows real suffering
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: muwarrior69 on May 08, 2025, 04:11:09 PM
Quote from: wadesworld on May 08, 2025, 12:59:05 PM"Cardinal George of Chicago, of happy memory, was one of my great mentors, and he said: 'Look, until America goes into political decline, there won't be an American pope.' And his point was, if America is kind of running the world politically, culturally, economically, they don't want America running the world religiously. So, I think there's some truth to that, that we're such a superpower and so dominant, they don't want to give us, also, control over the church."

Checks out.

He may have been born and educated here, but most of his religious and clerical life was spent in Peru. He may be American, but I wonder if he identifies as Peruvian.
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: muwarrior69 on May 08, 2025, 04:12:17 PM
So, the real Conclave had a more surprising ending than the Hollywood Conclave.
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: Uncle Rico on May 08, 2025, 04:13:56 PM
Quote from: muwarrior69 on May 08, 2025, 04:11:09 PMHe may have been born and educated here, but most of his religious and clerical life was spent in Peru. He may be American, but I wonder if he identifies as Peruvian.

And he's woke, too
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: TallTitan34 on May 08, 2025, 04:15:43 PM
Quote from: muwarrior69 on May 08, 2025, 04:11:09 PMHe may have been born and educated here, but most of his religious and clerical life was spent in Peru. He may be American, but I wonder if he identifies as Peruvian.

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ea/72/db/ea72dba60c4fa8754fb1ae2624f559aa.gif)
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: tower912 on May 08, 2025, 04:17:10 PM
Quote from: muwarrior69 on May 08, 2025, 04:11:09 PMHe may have been born and educated here, but most of his religious and clerical life was spent in Peru. He may be American, but I wonder if he identifies as Peruvian.
Hopefully
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: Pakuni on May 08, 2025, 04:22:22 PM
Quote from: muwarrior69 on May 08, 2025, 04:11:09 PMHe may have been born and educated here, but most of his religious and clerical life was spent in Peru. He may be American, but I wonder if he identifies as Peruvian.

(https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/ohboy.gif)
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: Jockey on May 08, 2025, 04:45:13 PM
Quote from: muwarrior69 on May 08, 2025, 04:11:09 PMHe may have been born and educated here, but most of his religious and clerical life was spent in Peru. He may be American, but I wonder if he identifies as Peruvian.

But he'll still have to use the American bathroom.
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: Shaka Shart on May 08, 2025, 05:26:18 PM
Does the pope $hit in hawthorn woods?
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: MuggsyB on May 08, 2025, 06:12:13 PM
Quote from: muwarrior69 on May 08, 2025, 04:11:09 PMHe may have been born and educated here, but most of his religious and clerical life was spent in Peru. He may be American, but I wonder if he identifies as Peruvian.

If he identifies himself as Peruvian he better know how to execute the perfect ceviche.
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: GB Warrior on May 08, 2025, 06:38:06 PM
I don't have any dentists to ask, but is nominating an American Pope a form of DEI
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: Pakuni on May 08, 2025, 06:47:21 PM
Quote from: GB Warrior on May 08, 2025, 06:38:06 PMI don't have any dentists to ask, but is nominating an American Pope a form of DEI

Is he American American or Peruvian American?
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: MU82 on May 08, 2025, 06:55:43 PM
Quote from: muwarrior69 on May 08, 2025, 04:12:17 PMSo, the real Conclave had a more surprising ending than the Hollywood Conclave.

Only if you saw a different Conclave movie than everyone else did.
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: Shaka Shart on May 08, 2025, 07:11:00 PM
Quote from: Pakuni on May 08, 2025, 06:47:21 PMIs he American American or Peruvian American?

American Peruvian
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: Dish on May 08, 2025, 07:24:05 PM
The White Sox/Cubs pope beef was intense for like 3 hours.

He's from Dolton and naturally a Sox fan (not sure how/why Cubs fans would have thought otherwise).
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: Frenns Liquor Depot on May 08, 2025, 07:28:04 PM
Quote from: Dish on May 08, 2025, 07:24:05 PMThe White Sox/Cubs pope beef was intense for like 3 hours.

He's from Dolton and naturally a Sox fan (not sure how/why Cubs fans would have thought otherwise).

It all makes sense if you just assume the cub fans were drunk.
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: wadesworld on May 08, 2025, 07:31:27 PM
Quote from: Dish on May 08, 2025, 07:24:05 PMThe White Sox/Cubs pope beef was intense for like 3 hours.

He's from Dolton and naturally a Sox fan (not sure how/why Cubs fans would have thought otherwise).

Because they're Cubs fans. He could've been born, raised, and educated in St. Louis and Cubs fans would still find a way to think he was a Cubs fan.
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: Uncle Rico on May 08, 2025, 07:53:13 PM
Quote from: wadesworld on May 08, 2025, 07:31:27 PMBecause they're Cubs fans. He could've been born, raised, and educated in St. Louis and Cubs fans would still find a way to think he was a Cubs fan.

Where was Jesus in 1969 and why was it Flushing?
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: Shaka Shart on May 08, 2025, 08:10:44 PM
Quote from: wadesworld on May 08, 2025, 07:31:27 PMBecause they're Cubs fans. He could've been born, raised, and educated in St. Louis and Cubs fans would still find a way to think he was a Cubs fan.

Tom ricketts figured it could sell a few more souvenirs without putting it towards payroll
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: Skatastrophy on May 08, 2025, 10:15:16 PM
Quote from: Shaka Shart on May 08, 2025, 08:10:44 PMTom ricketts figured it could sell a few more souvenirs without putting it towards payroll
You're joking, but merch was up immediately

https://obviousshirts.com/collections/pope-leo-14?_pos=1&_psq=POPE&_ss=e&_v=1.0

They've already swapped most of the cubs gear to sox gear. Fast af
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: Dish on May 08, 2025, 10:42:52 PM
My first three "For You" twitter posts:

-Picture of new Pope at an Aurelio's in Homewood from last August
-Sun Times found a photo of new Pope at Game 2 of 2005 World Series
-Pope's childhood home in Dolton for sale at $200k

What a time to be alive.
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: Uncle Rico on May 09, 2025, 07:38:31 AM
Sounds like this new Pope believes in helping the poor and indignant.  Belief is he took his name after Leo XIII, one of the worst Popes ever who stood up for workers rights.  Just another commie Pope.  SMDH
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: TSmith34, Inc. on May 09, 2025, 07:47:07 AM
Quote from: Uncle Rico on Today at 07:38:31 AMSounds like this new Pope believes in helping the poor and indignant.  Belief is he took his name after Leo XIII, one of the worst Popes ever who stood up for workers rights.  Just another commie Pope.  SMDH

He's going to follow Jesus' teachings?!!? That's blasphemous to good Murican White Christian Nationalists.
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: Uncle Rico on May 09, 2025, 07:58:19 AM
Quote from: TSmith34, Inc. on Today at 07:47:07 AMHe's going to follow Jesus' teachings?!!? That's blasphemous to good Murican White Christian Nationalists.

Would be nice to get a Pope that would run the Vatican like a business
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: MuggsyB on May 09, 2025, 07:59:40 AM
Quote from: Uncle Rico on Today at 07:38:31 AMSounds like this new Pope believes in helping the poor and indignant.  Belief is he took his name after Leo XIII, one of the worst Popes ever who stood up for workers rights.  Just another commie Pope.  SMDH

Should they sell their art collection?
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: tower912 on May 09, 2025, 08:01:28 AM
Quote from: Uncle Rico on Today at 07:38:31 AMSounds like this new Pope believes in helping the poor and indignant.  Belief is he took his name after Leo XIII, one of the worst Popes ever who stood up for workers rights.  Just another commie Pope.  SMDH
Pretty sure you mean indigent.  The indignant don't need the pope's help.  Unless it is to help them calm down and find peace in God's love.
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: Pakuni on May 09, 2025, 08:23:10 AM
Quote from: Uncle Rico on Today at 07:38:31 AMSounds like this new Pope believes in helping the poor and indignant.  Belief is he took his name after Leo XIII, one of the worst Popes ever who stood up for workers rights.  Just another commie Pope.  SMDH

Is calling Rob Prevost by his preferred name woke?
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: Uncle Rico on May 09, 2025, 08:40:35 AM
Quote from: MuggsyB on Today at 07:59:40 AMShould they sell their art collection?

Hell, no.  But if they do, I hope they give the proceeds to a worthy charity like the NRA
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: muwarrior69 on May 09, 2025, 08:57:28 AM
Quote from: Uncle Rico on May 08, 2025, 07:53:13 PMWhere was Jesus in 1969 and why was it Flushing?

Rooting for the Mets.
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: StillAWarrior on May 09, 2025, 09:50:48 AM
Quote from: TallTitan34 on May 08, 2025, 03:17:27 PMIf I'm ever chosen as Pope I'm going with Pope Shaka I.

Not if I become Pope first.
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: TallTitan34 on May 09, 2025, 09:53:23 AM
Quote from: StillAWarrior on Today at 09:50:48 AMNot if I become Pope first.

Damn it!  Pope Shaka II it is.

My papacy will continue your mission of bringing EGBs, RGV, and Dominos to the church.
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: Pakuni on May 09, 2025, 10:39:32 AM
Quote from: TallTitan34 on Today at 09:53:23 AMDamn it!  Pope Shaka II it is.

My papacy will continue your mission of bringing EGBs, RGV, and Dominos to the church.

Elite papacy in Advent, struggles to meet expectations in Lent.
/ducks
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: Uncle Rico on May 09, 2025, 10:41:40 AM
This new Pope talking like he wants to get blown up on a plane like a Russian dissident
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: MU82 on May 09, 2025, 11:05:35 AM
Quote from: TSmith34, Inc. on Today at 07:47:07 AMHe's going to follow Jesus' teachings?!!? That's blasphemous to good Murican White Christian Nationalists.

Yeah, we need an Old Testament angry-god kinda pope. The new guy can start by advocating for adulterers to be publicly stoned to death.
Title: Re: Papal Conclave Megathread
Post by: Shaka Shart on May 09, 2025, 11:57:14 AM
Speakers blasting "Born in the USA" when the pope was announced is very funny.
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