After the huge meltdown on scoop after the NM game, I think we could use a few laughs besides the unintentional ones we get from "Bonkers" ;D in numerous threads.
We're all idiots.
Please be patient with me. I'm a huge Dumbass.
Jesus is coming. Look busy!
(Restaurant sign before PC became the law of the land): Bad food, lousy service, ugly waitress. But what the Hey?
Way back from the "Baby on Board" bumper stickers days: A rag doll nailed to a plank projecting from the bed of a pickup with a "Baby on Board" sticker attached.
Jesus loves you. Everybody else thinks you're an a$$hole.
George Benard Shaw and Winston Churchill battle of wits:
Shaw: I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend—if you have one.
Churchill: Cannot possibly attend first night; will attend second—if there is one.
Lots of Tesler owners around these parts are using bumper stickers such as:
"I bought this before Elon lost his mind."
Quote from: MU82 on March 25, 2025, 11:15:29 AMLots of Tesler owners around these parts are using bumper stickers such as:
"I bought this before Elon lost his mind."
"Elite whites" staying righteous!
Quote from: MU82 on March 25, 2025, 11:15:29 AMLots of Tesler owners around these parts are using bumper stickers such as:
"I bought this before Elon lost his mind."
I passed a Tesla on the expressway two weeks ago with multiple stickers on it:
"I bought this before we knew Elon was crazy."
"Anti Elon Tesla Club"
"Elon Sucks."
"Elon" with a circle slash.
Message sent.
For the old people out there - a company had a sign that read:
The employee shortage is so bad that long haired freaky people can now apply
You know those little three letter oval decals for destinations, like obx?
we have one down here, WTF....Welcome To Florida !
My all time favorite bumpersticker
" I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables "
Quote from: Billy Hoyle on March 25, 2025, 02:34:58 PMI passed a Tesla on the expressway two weeks ago with multiple stickers on it:
"I bought this before we knew Elon was crazy."
"Anti Elon Tesla Club"
"Elon Sucks."
"Elon" with a circle slash.
Message sent.
Gotta love virtue signalers
Quote from: WellsstreetWanderer on March 31, 2025, 07:03:28 PMMy all time favorite bumpersticker
" I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables "
I don't get it
On Sunday I saw a "no passengers unless you have really big boobs" next to a thin blue line flag in rural Washington. Glad I wasn't hitchhiking I guess.
Quote from: Shaka Shart on March 31, 2025, 10:15:20 PMI don't get it
Have you never heard a vegan tell you how superior his/her diet is, over and over and over and over again while keeping a self-satisfied smirk on his/her face?
Quote from: pbiflyer on March 25, 2025, 07:46:58 PMYou know those little three letter oval decals for destinations, like obx?
we have one down here, WTF....Welcome To Florida !
Strangely, that's what everyone else says about Florida too.
Quote from: Scoop Snoop on April 01, 2025, 07:47:12 AMHave you never heard a vegan tell you how superior his/her diet is, over and over and over and over again while keeping a self-satisfied smirk on his/her face?
Have you heard of the carnivore diet?
Quote from: WellsstreetWanderer on March 31, 2025, 07:03:28 PMMy all time favorite bumpersticker
" I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables "
Meat is murder. Tasty, tasty murder.