In a surprising move, the Packers cut their best player, well best player according to 4everBuffoon and Buffoon Cain.
Here's hoping for the best for the Packers best player of 2023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nd5D3ganGXg
Someone should overlay a Sarah McLachlan tune over this.
Welcome back.
Quote from: tower912 on August 27, 2024, 12:53:13 PM
Welcome back.
Just swinging by to laugh at Buffoon Cain
wow! did we ever miss you ::) didn't take long to re-endear yourself to your fellow miscreants and hit the road running
btw-starting off with personal attacks ain't a good start...couldn't you at least have waited a few more minutes??
Quote from: rocket surgeon on August 27, 2024, 12:59:32 PM
wow! did we ever miss you ::) didn't take long to re-endear yourself to your fellow miscreants and hit the road running
btw-starting off with personal attacks ain't a good start...couldn't you at least have waited a few more minutes??
Thanks, Rocket Buffoon
Quote from: Uncle Rico on August 27, 2024, 12:39:56 PM
In a surprising move, the Packers cut their best player, well best player according to 4everBuffoon and Buffoon Cain.
Here's hoping for the best for the Packers best player of 2023
We thought you were dead. I had a whole string of jokes - in you honor - for the official announcement.
Almost scoop-free August.
Notes on what a bad kicker Carlson was despite Buffoon Cain saying he was the Packers best player in 2023
https://www.acmepackingcompany.com/by-the-numbers/2024/8/29/24230640/packers-kickers-brayden-narveson-stats-fgs-pats-quick-note-on-kickers-anders-carlson-greg-joseph
I enjoy Herman's precise, 'deep in the woods' analysis.
Could say Anders got the boot.
Not a good year for Carlson's.
Special teams coach disagrees with Buffoon Cain's assessment of Anders Carlson
https://x.com/zachkruse2/status/1829233879099797626?s=46&t=QSiaGcOIKZrrpw0ciZkI5Q
Anders Carlson doesn't have any scheduled tryouts.
The Packers best player of 2023 remains a star without a team.
ESPN Radio reaction to the Packers cutting their best player
https://youtu.be/4oQx_7KP4pE?si=JoXtkxKTMQeg7C3w
No news of Carlson getting any tryouts with any other team still.
someone is starving for attention since his "sabbatical"
i heard the packers cut anders carlson
Quote from: rocket surgeon on August 31, 2024, 06:21:35 PM
someone is starving for attention since his "sabbatical"
i heard the packers cut anders carlson
He hasn't had any tryouts, either. Tough break for the best player the Packers had in 2023
No news on whether Carlson will be trying out for anyone today. Stay tuned.
Quote from: Uncle Rico on September 01, 2024, 08:09:43 AM
No news on whether Carlson will be trying out for anyone today. Stay tuned.
To be fair I bet Lebron didn't have to tryout for Miami or LA when he was a free agent and they're basically the same.
Quote from: Uncle Rico on August 31, 2024, 06:32:44 PM
He hasn't had any tryouts, either. Tough break for the best player the Packers had in 2023
Did he go woke?
Now you see what the NFL does to kickers who are pushing far left
No new news on Anders Carlson's post-Packers career
Thanks for the update.
No new news this morning on Anders Carlson post-Packers career.
Starting to get Hauser thread vibes.
Quote from: Pakuni on September 02, 2024, 08:38:52 AM
Starting to get Hauser thread vibes.
Calling Herman Cain.
No new news this afternoon on Anders Carlson post-Packers career but Coach is confident in the new kicker unlike the Packers best player from last year
https://fansided.com/posts/matt-lafleur-much-more-confident-in-packers-new-kicker-than-anders-carlson
No new news on Carlson's post-Packers career this morning
Rumors are he's still working on a date with ESPN for The Decision part deux
No new news this afternoon on Anders Carlson's post-Packers career
Thank you for your service.
Quote from: Pakuni on September 02, 2024, 08:38:52 AM
Starting to get Hauser thread vibes.
At least Herman didn't post stats when there were none.
No new news this evening about Anders Carlson's post-Packers career.
However, relive his glorious 2023 season with half price jerseys:
https://www.packersgearstoreonline.com/Packers_Anders_Carlson_Jersey
Quote from: Lennys Tap on September 03, 2024, 04:58:38 PM
At least Herman didn't post stats when there were none.
Au contraire.
https://www.muscoop.com/index.php?topic=60964.msg1550685#msg1550685
Quote from: Lennys Tap on September 03, 2024, 04:58:38 PM
At least Herman didn't post stats when there were none.
Anders was 0 for 1 hitting the bowl in the middle of the night
As of this morning, no new news on Anders Carlson's post-Packers career.
As of 4PM CST on September 4th, Anders Carlson news remains void of content.
Is silence a good or bad sign in your opinion, Rico?
Quote from: Plaque Lives Matter! on September 04, 2024, 08:33:02 PM
Is silence a good or bad sign in your opinion, Rico?
I'm worried the NFL doesn't understand Anders was the Packers best player last year. I'll keep updating the board either way
No new news this morning on Anders Carlson's post-Packers career
No new news this afternoon on Anders Carlson's post-Packers career but you can buy this autographed mini helmet he signed
https://www.ebay.com/itm/404376244608
Quote from: Uncle Rico on September 05, 2024, 04:18:07 PM
No new news this afternoon on Anders Carlson's post-Packers career but you can buy this autographed mini helmet he signed
https://www.ebay.com/itm/404376244608
Pretty sure mini helmets are either 29.99 or 39.99. So thats valuing his signature at $50-60. BOLD
Quote from: JWags85 on September 05, 2024, 09:09:32 PM
Pretty sure mini helmets are either 29.99 or 39.99. So thats valuing his signature at $50-60. BOLD
We spend $300 on a piece of paper. Might just be pricing to their market.
No new news this morning on Anders Carlson post-Packers career
Anders Carlson still has no job in the NFL as of this moment
Anders Carlson won't be able to watch the game tonight unless he has Peacock
If Carlson is watching on Peacock, wonder what he thinks seeing a kicker make XP's?
I can promise you Anders would not have hit the upright there
Quote from: GB Warrior on September 06, 2024, 09:57:01 PM
I can promise you Anders would not have hit the upright there
Packers miss their best player from last year
No new news on Anders Carlson's post-Packers career this morning
No new news this evening about Anders Carlson's post-Packers career
No new news this morning about Anders Carlson's post-Packers career
Quote from: Uncle Rico on September 06, 2024, 09:58:26 PM
Packers miss their best player from last year
This is true, but you mispelled Aaron Jones
Quote from: TSmith34, Inc. on September 08, 2024, 01:02:23 PM
This is true, but you mispelled Aaron Jones
No, I was told by ball knowers it was Anders Carlson.
Quote from: Uncle Rico on September 08, 2024, 01:04:26 PM
No, I was told by ball knowers it was Anders Carlson.
MUFINY and 4elder have certainly proven their sports savvy time and time again
No new news after nearly one complete NFL weekend about Anders Carlson and his post-Packers career
Doesn't appear Anders Carlson has gotten any calls after this weekend
Commanders cut their kicker and there is only one logical choice
Austin Siebert.
Still no new news on Anders Carlson's post-Packers career.
Quote from: Uncle Rico on September 09, 2024, 06:11:33 PM
Still no new news on Anders Carlson's post-Packers career.
Have you seen this on his Wikipedia page? Seems like you two have a lot in common!
" Carlson is a Christian. He has said, "I think the biggest thing for me is just knowing my identity. I think for me, faith is a really big thing. My current thing I'm doing is football, but that's not who I am. I'm just focused on the things I can control, but knowing my identity is not in football, it's in God.""
Quote from: Plaque Lives Matter! on September 09, 2024, 06:24:34 PM
Have you seen this on his Wikipedia page? Seems like you two have a lot in common!
" Carlson is a Christian. He has said, "I think the biggest thing for me is just knowing my identity. I think for me, faith is a really big thing. My current thing I'm doing is football, but that's not who I am. I'm just focused on the things I can control, but knowing my identity is not in football, it's in God.""
No wonder the woke mob got him cut. SMDH
No new news this morning on Anders Carlson post-Packers career.
No new news on Anders Carlson's post-Packers career.
https://x.com/AaronWilson_NFL/status/1833632369833898431
Anders had a tryout with the Lions today! But they ironically signed Greg Joseph instead...
Quote from: The Hippie Satan of Hyperbole on September 10, 2024, 07:29:53 PM
https://x.com/AaronWilson_NFL/status/1833632369833898431
Anders had a tryout with the Lions today! But they ironically signed Greg Joseph instead...
Lions simply don't know how to build a roster
Quote from: The Hippie Satan of Hyperbole on September 10, 2024, 07:29:53 PM
https://x.com/AaronWilson_NFL/status/1833632369833898431
Anders had a tryout with the Lions today! But they ironically signed Greg Joseph instead...
Ok, that might have put him in the running for the Packers MVP.
Quote from: cheebs09 on September 10, 2024, 08:20:56 PM
Ok, that might have put him in the running for the Packers MVP.
So he's like a double-agent! I like it!
As noted, the Packers best player of 2023, was not signed by the Lions in a crushing blow to the Packers and NFC North.
Stay tuned for more news on his future.
Another day with no news on Anders Carlson's post-Packers career
No new news on the Packers best player from 2023
No new news this morning on Anders Carlson post-Packers career
Rico is dedicated to the Anders Carlson career.
No new news on Ander Carlson's post-Packers career
No new news on Anders Carlson's post-Packers career but I admit I don't read the NY Post
No new news on Anders Carlson's post-Packers career
Did Anders steal a jersey and kick that last FG for the Pack?
Wonder what Anders did today
Quote from: Uncle Rico on September 15, 2024, 05:09:53 PM
Wonder what Anders did today
As it's the lord's day, I think we know what he did and it was kneel for the cross (as he didn't have an anthem to stand for)
Quote from: Plaque Lives Matter! on September 15, 2024, 05:48:11 PM
As it's the lord's day, I think we know what he did and it was kneel for the cross (as he didn't have an anthem to stand for)
really really lame as this whole thread continues to be
Quote from: rocket surgeon on September 15, 2024, 06:17:31 PM
really really lame as this whole thread continues to be
No new news this evening on Anders Carlson's post-Packers career
Quote from: rocket surgeon on September 15, 2024, 06:17:31 PM
really really lame as this whole thread continues to be
Wow, no need to be ableist like that
Doesn't appear to be any news on Anders Carlson's post-Packers career this morning
Giants worked out 4 kickers today. None of them were Anders Carlson
No new news this morning on Anders Carlson's post-Packers career.
🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
https://x.com/tompelissero/status/1836143794464403564?s=46&t=QSiaGcOIKZrrpw0ciZkI5Q
Great news for the Packers 2023 MVP. He got a tryout in Buffalo
No other new news this morning on Anders Carlson's post-Packers career
All quiet on the Anders Carlson front
No news on the Anders Carlson front
No new news on the Anders Carlson post-Packers career
All quiet on the Anders Carlson front this morning.
Still quiet on the Anders Carlson post-Packers career front.
Packers should give him a call.
Brad Holmes checks his phone
Justin Tucker looking over his shoulder?
No new news on Anders Carlson's post-Packers career this morning
No news this morning on Anders Carlson
Anders Carlson had a tryout with the Falcons yesterday
Quote from: Uncle Rico on September 25, 2024, 06:36:36 AM
Anders Carlson had a tryout with the Falcons yesterday
Big day, thanks for the update
Falcon awesome for him.
Hey Unc, what are you hearing about Carlson's workout for the Falcons? Hoping he gets a shot. GB did him dirty.
Quote from: wadesworld on September 25, 2024, 02:35:20 PM
Hey Unc, what are you hearing about Carlson's workout for the Falcons? Hoping he gets a shot. GB did him dirty.
Hope so. Would help the Packers cause if Carlson got another chance
Quote from: Uncle Rico on September 25, 2024, 02:47:37 PM
Hope so. Would help the Packers cause if Carlson got another chance
Would serve the Packers right if their best player from last year hit a FG in the Playoffs for the Falcons to end the Packers season.
No new news this morning on Anders Carlson's post-Packers career
No new news this morning on Anders Carlson's post-Packers career
Excellent news this evening. Anders Carlson had a tryout with the Arizona Cardinals today
No update on Anders tryout with Arizona
(The War on) Christmas is just around the corner Rico
https://www.ebay.com/itm/404376244608
Quote from: Plaque Lives Matter! on September 28, 2024, 11:07:06 AM
(The War on) Christmas is just around the corner Rico
https://www.ebay.com/itm/404376244608
Please sensor Chrixxxmas in the future, it triggers some of us
Quote from: Skatastrophy on September 28, 2024, 08:47:15 PM
Please sensor Chrixxxmas in the future, it triggers some of us
Can't wait until Christmas is finally banned.
As for Anders, no new news this morning
Bring him back
Quote from: CreightonWarrior on September 29, 2024, 12:20:59 PM
Bring him back
Drafting him sent the kicking back to Max Zendejas.
Quote from: Uncle Rico on September 29, 2024, 12:21:37 PM
Drafting him sent the kicking back to Max Zendejas.
What's Max up to these days?
Quote from: The Hippie Satan of Hyperbole on September 29, 2024, 12:23:03 PM
What's Max up to these days?
https://www.nfl.com/news/former-nfl-kicker-max-zendejas-indicted-for-damage-theft-0ap1000000206090
May have to bring Anders back.
Certainly longwell or Jacke can still hit a 37 yarder.
Hmm, will the Pack realize they made a great mistake?
Great day for Anders.
So, are we going to have two threads? Or could we just roll both these guys into one?
Quote from: Uncle Rico on September 29, 2024, 01:07:23 PM
Booking a flight to GB
Probably not a bad idea at this point.
Doesn't appear Anders Carlson will be getting a tryout in Green Bay. No other news on his post-Packers career this morning
Brad Holmes grinds his teeth.
No new news this morning on Anders Carlson's post-Packers career
Packers worked out 2 kickers today but none were Anders Carlson
Are they better than Anders Carlson?
Anders has become Where's Waldo?
No new news this morning on Anders Carlson's post-Packers career
Quote from: Uncle Rico on October 02, 2024, 06:33:24 AM
No new news this morning on Anders Carlson's post-Packers career
What?! I saw the Packers brought in 2 kickers for tryouts and just figured one would be their best player from last year. I guess Gutey can't admit his mistake here.
No new news on Anders Carlson's post-Packers career this morning
I've heard rumor that Anders Carlson and Davante Adams are a package deal
No new news this morning on Anders Carlson's post-Packers career.
No new news on Anders Carlson's post-Packers career this morning.
Let me know when da dude signs with da Hamilton Tiger Cats, hey?
No new news this morning on Anders Carlson's post-Packers career
No new news this morning on Anders Carlson's post-Packers career
No new news this morning on Anders Carlson's post-Packers career
Anders Carlson had a tryout with the 49ers and didn't get the gig. Tough break for the best player off of Green Bay's 2023 roster
https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1843654405603598352?s=46&t=QSiaGcOIKZrrpw0ciZkI5Q
All quiet on the Anders Carlson front
Do we know for sure that this isn't the same as the Lamar Jackson collusion situation? Owners need to keep their wallets fat.
Quote from: CreightonWarrior on October 09, 2024, 06:29:36 AM
Do we know for sure that this isn't the same as the Lamar Jackson collusion situation? Owners need to keep their wallets fat.
Given his Christian values, it's obvious the woke mob owners of the NFL are conspiring to keep him out
Whole thing reeks of nationalism
Great news for Anders Carlson. Him and his wife are expecting their first child. Congrats to the 2023 Packers MVP
I skip over a few Superbar threads. This is an absolute must read thread every time I visit Scoop, and today's news is some of the better news I've heard in a long time.
No new news this morning on Anders Carlson's post-Packers career
No new news this morning on Anders Carlson's post-Packers career. Should be a quality opportunity for the Packers best player from 2023 to catch on with the 49ers
Quote from: Uncle Rico on October 12, 2024, 07:37:21 AM
No new news this morning on Anders Carlson's post-Packers career. Should be a quality opportunity for the Packers best player from 2023 to catch on with the 49ers
Who started this moniker?
No new news this morning on Anders Carlson's post-Packer career. Another NFL weekend without the Packers best player from 2023
Anders Carlson is still unemployed
Maybe Green Bay should call, hat in hand.
Can he play defensive end?
Quote from: tower912 on October 13, 2024, 05:46:58 PM
Can he play defensive end?
The best player on a team is likely athletic enough to play more than one position
Quote from: tower912 on October 13, 2024, 05:46:58 PM
Can he play defensive end?
He's a blonde strapping young man. But that's where the similarities end.
No new news this morning on Anders Carlson's post-Packers career.
Hoping for a Jets/Packers bidding war here.
No new news this morning on Anders Carlson's post-Packers career
Great news for everyone that has been following. The Packers best player from 2023 has signed with the 49ers practice squad.
A new era for Anders begins today!
Quote from: Uncle Rico on October 15, 2024, 10:00:42 AM
Great news for everyone that has been following. The Packers best player from 2023 has signed with the 49ers practice squad.
A new era for Anders begins today!
The rich get richer.
Quote from: Uncle Rico on October 15, 2024, 10:00:42 AM
Great news for everyone that has been following. The Packers best player from 2023 has signed with the 49ers practice squad.
A new era for Anders begins today!
Very well may end up being the best player for the Packers on 11/24/24.
Congratulation to Anders, his beautiful family, and Rico on this joyous day
Quote from: Plaque Lives Matter! on October 15, 2024, 11:02:13 AM
Congratulation to Anders, his beautiful family, and Rico on this joyous day
I already ordered a Carlson Niners jersey. Bought a ticket to go watch Niners practice. Going to meet with Tim Cook and Peter Thiel while I'm out there. Should be productive and should be inspiring all in one.
No need for a hotel room, Reako. Plenty of room on the streets for you. Just don't pitch your tent on a pile of used needles or human dung, aina?
Quote from: 4everwarriors on October 15, 2024, 01:48:43 PM
No need for a hotel room, Reako. Plenty of room on the streets for you. Just don't pitch your tent on a pile of used needles or human dung, aina?
I'm not a dentist
Anders Carlson will be wearing number 41 for the 49ers
Quote from: Uncle Rico on October 16, 2024, 06:11:17 AM
Anders Carlson will be wearing number 41 for the 49ers
An obvious homage to the great highway that runs just past Lambeau Field...and straight to his heart.
Quote from: The Hippie Satan of Hyperbole on October 16, 2024, 07:41:33 AM
An obvious homage to the great highway that runs just past Lambeau Field...and straight to his heart.
What an incredible gesture by the Packers 2023 MVP
How Anders stayed ready for his inevitable return to the NFL:
https://www.nbcsportsbayarea.com/nfl/san-francisco-49ers/anders-carlson-kicker-injuries-week-7/1794368/?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR1BX1ZpKbJEty0P6avrMVDjFTma39uv6ahD5mvxUmy756O9sJEEeRu0PJ4_aem_J_Nl7LatUqyFSazymhyGqA&=1
49ers K Jake Moody was seen at practice with a walking boot yesterday. Appears he is nervous about the Packers best player from 2023 taking his job
49ers K Matthew Wright missed practice today, increasing the chances Anders Carlson will be their kicker on Sunday
More reports from the west coast making it sound like Anders will be kicking for the Niners on Sunday.
Heel likely bee 3/3 in fgs wit a long of 53 yds, aina?
Quote from: 4everwarriors on October 18, 2024, 06:00:42 AM
Heel likely bee 3/3 in fgs wit a long of 53 yds, aina?
Probably. Ball knowers said he was the Packers best player in 2023
Anders Carlson will be active this week for the 49ers as they take on the Chiefs.
Carlson lead the Packers to victory over the Chiefs last year. Smart move by the Niners.
Happy Anders Carlson Returns to the NFL Day!
Quote from: Uncle Rico on October 20, 2024, 07:32:18 AM
Happy Anders Carlson Returns to the NFL Day!
Good for you Rico.
You've been on this since day 1. Dedication and patience have finally paid off
Quote from: jesmu84 on October 20, 2024, 08:27:15 AM
Good for you Rico.
You've been on this since day 1. Dedication and patience have finally paid off
I just follow the ball knowers
Elite.
Quickly showing why he was regarded team mvp last year
Game Changer
No question on who the 49ers MVP has been today.
No surprise to those who know ball. I said earlier last week, check the Scoop transcript, that Carlson would go 3/3 in fgs with a long of 53 yards. Waitin' on Reako to dispense the props. Well, eat chit, hey?
Doink
Congrats to the league for icing Anders, hope you're proud.
Quote from: 4everwarriors on October 20, 2024, 04:59:03 PM
No surprise to those who know ball. I said earlier last week, check the Scoop transcript, that Carlson would go 3/3 in fgs with a long of 53 yards. Waitin' on Reako to dispense the props. Well, eat chit, hey?
Doink.
The Anders Experience is a wild ride.
Quote from: 4everwarriors on October 20, 2024, 04:59:03 PM
No surprise to those who know ball. I said earlier last week, check the Scoop transcript, that Carlson would go 3/3 in fgs with a long of 53 yards. Waitin' on Reako to dispense the props. Well, eat chit, hey?
Nice jinx.
Quote from: Pakuni on October 20, 2024, 05:27:48 PM
Nice jinx.
No one and I mean no one, is a cooler quite like 4EverBuffoon
Well, Herman. And sometimes Muggsy.
Quote from: 4everwarriors on October 20, 2024, 04:59:03 PM
No surprise to those who know ball. I said earlier last week, check the Scoop transcript, that Carlson would go 3/3 in fgs with a long of 53 yards. Waitin' on Reako to dispense the props. Well, eat chit, hey?
Did you just tell another poster to eat crap?
Quote from: tower912 on October 20, 2024, 05:35:48 PM
Well, Herman. And sometimes Muggsy.
Buffoon Cain is a pretty big cooler but 4EverWrong is timely on his cooler takes.
Anders needs to stop reading scoop mid game I guess
Brock Purdy is ruining Ander's prime
Having to chase two scores due to a
missed XP proves too much for a depleted team.
Worst onside kick ever. Not Carlson's fault.
Well, certainly not the game the Niners needed from the Packers best player from 2023. I may need to re-evaluate the knowledge of the ball knowers
Pretty sure I said 3/3 fgs with one from 53 yds. #41 was 2/2 fgs with one from 55 yds. What's the personal name callin' all 'bout, hey?
Quote from: 4everwarriors on October 20, 2024, 07:09:00 PM
Pretty sure I said 3/3 fgs with one from 53 yds. #41 was 2/2 fgs with one from 55 yds. What's the personal name callin' all 'bout, hey?
Missed an extra point. Blunted the Niners momentum. Just like the last time he kicked in that stadium. Very sad.
Here's hoping better times are ahead for the Packers 2023 best player.
Quote from: Uncle Rico on October 20, 2024, 07:26:59 PM
Missed an extra point. Blunted the Niners momentum. Just like the last time he kicked in that stadium. Very sad.
Here's hoping better times are ahead for the Packers 2023 best player.
In his defense, pulling two teeth is basically the same as pulling 3 teeth
Quote from: 4everwarriors on October 20, 2024, 07:09:00 PM
Pretty sure I said 3/3 fgs with one from 53 yds. #41 was 2/2 fgs with one from 55 yds. What's the personal name callin' all 'bout, hey?
So he made one less field goal than you guessed and he clanked an extra point, which is mostly the reason he lost his job in the first place. Same old Anders.
(I do actually think he will eventually stick in this league. But the Packers couldn't wait for him to grow into it)
No news this morning on whether Anders will be back with the Niners this week.
Thanks, 4Elder!
Jake Moody is out for the Niners this week. Anders will be kicking against the Cowboys.
Quote from: Uncle Rico on October 22, 2024, 08:03:03 AM
Jake Moody is out for the Niners this week. Anders will be kicking against the Cowboys.
Huge.
Quote from: wadesworld on October 22, 2024, 09:40:34 AM
Huge.
Excited for the thousands of scoopers who have written me on this journey.
No new news on Anders Carlson this morning
Were you there for his morning BM, hey?
Quote from: 4everwarriors on October 23, 2024, 08:59:01 AM
Were you there for his morning BM, hey?
Cold brew. Emergency BM doinked off the bowl
Anders Carlson will be kicking against the Raiders this weekend. His brother plays for the Raiders.
2/3 fgs with a long of 46 yds. 4/4 xtra pts., hey?
Quote from: Uncle Rico on October 24, 2024, 05:51:35 PM
Anders Carlson will be kicking against the Raiders this weekend. His brother plays for the Raiders.
Did the Chiefs pick him up or something?
Quote from: The Hippie Satan of Hyperbole on October 24, 2024, 07:07:49 PM
Did the Chiefs pick him up or something?
Whoops. Serious case of Buffoon Cain posting
What if Rico IS Herman Cain and this is a chicos situation
Quote from: CreightonWarrior on October 24, 2024, 09:57:21 PM
What if Rico IS Herman Cain and this is a chicos situation
What's a chicos?
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTQ1emD6aWBsd2BM5uENYKkHaD6O7Z0GqZutg&s)
Quote from: CreightonWarrior on October 24, 2024, 09:57:21 PM
What if Rico IS Herman Cain and this is a chicos situation
Beer Summit II??
Naked beer slides a must
Big day for Anders
Quote from: Uncle Rico on October 27, 2024, 08:59:49 AM
Big day for Anders
It's a big day for the 49ers and their fans to continue to experience the ride that is Anders.
Quote from: cheebs09 on October 27, 2024, 10:45:37 AM
It's a big day for the 49ers and their fans to continue to experience the ride that is Anders.
He's the best player on that team
Carlson from 50.
Automatic
Quote from: Uncle Rico on October 27, 2024, 07:42:13 PM
Carlson from 50.
Automatic
Why even make him kick it at this point?
Does Anders have any kids yet? He'll be kicking until his son can also play with him.
Anders Carlson with a 44-yard FG
Quote from: Uncle Rico on October 27, 2024, 08:42:59 PM
Anders Carlson with a 44-yard FG
Make it to the stadium on time?
Very cowardly of the niners to not allow him to kick a 63 yarder.
Hopefully they don't use the same person that did Wade's statue for Anders' HOF bust.
I was busy and couldn't watch the game but I recorded it. Looking forward to looking for Ander's #1 fan cheering him on in the crowd and willing him to new heights in his storied career.
The 49ers are on a bye this week.
Quote from: Uncle Rico on October 29, 2024, 12:04:03 PM
The 49ers are on a bye this week.
I'm very disappointed in you. Missed some big news on this front.
Quote from: TAMU, Knower of Ball on October 29, 2024, 08:59:26 PMI'm very disappointed in you. Missed some big news on this front.
Anders Carlson has been moved to the practice squad. Pretty obvious the Niners are run by non-ball knowers
Quote from: Uncle Rico on October 30, 2024, 06:42:13 AMAnders Carlson has been moved to the practice squad. Pretty obvious the Niners are run by non-ball knowers
Most likely just a bye week tactic to keep him humble.
Quote from: Uncle Rico on October 30, 2024, 06:42:13 AMAnders Carlson has been moved to the practice squad. Pretty obvious the Niners are run by non-ball knowers
You gonna start a #44 thread too now, hey?
Quote from: 4everwarriors on October 30, 2024, 09:49:30 AMYou gonna start a #44 thread too now, hey?
Why? Did ball knowers proclaim him the Packers best player this year?
Quote from: Uncle Rico on October 30, 2024, 09:55:56 AMWhy? Did ball knowers proclaim him the Packers best player this year?
He may be talking about Donny Anderson.
As of today, he's still alive. He was more of a punter than a place-kicker though.
Quote from: The Hippie Satan of Hyperbole on October 30, 2024, 10:04:10 AMHe may be talking about Donny Anderson.
As of today, he's still alive. He was more of a punter than a place-kicker though.
That makes sense. He does live in the past.
Thinking more of Hank Aaron, Jerry West, or Wille McCovey, hey?
Bad news for Anders Carlson
https://x.com/thesfniners/status/1851688624749973737?s=46&t=QSiaGcOIKZrrpw0ciZkI5Q
https://x.com/ff_marvine/status/1852339097202831402?s=46&t=QSiaGcOIKZrrpw0ciZkI5Q
I really hate having to click on twitter links, so now we just embed the content in the post.
nothing provocative here...just move along
Quote from: rocket surgeon on November 02, 2024, 07:47:50 AMnothing provocative here...just move along
If you're referring to my twitter hate, it's nothing new.
https://www.muscoop.com/index.php?msg=203646
The 49ers released Anders Carlson yesterday. He will be a hot commodity.
Quote from: Uncle Rico on November 06, 2024, 06:13:40 AMThe 49ers released Anders Carlson yesterday. He will be a hot commodity.
Explains the Preston Smith trade to open up cap space.
No new news this morning on Anders Carlson's post-Packers career
Appreciate these updates. Probably the most must read thread on Scoop for me.
Quote from: wadesworld on November 07, 2024, 10:33:43 AMAppreciate these updates. Probably the most must read thread on Scoop for me.
Doing what I can to keep scoop both safe and informed
All quiet on the Anders Carlson front. Appears the Packers best player from 2023 will not be kicking in the NFL this weekend.
https://x.com/profootballtalk/status/1854913961738518552?s=46&t=ppua9BCUAa7dWM9-SthPmg
Quote from: The Hippie Satan of Hyperbole on November 08, 2024, 09:54:14 AMhttps://x.com/profootballtalk/status/1854913961738518552?s=46&t=ppua9BCUAa7dWM9-SthPmg
Oh hell yeah! You stole Unc's thunder, but totally worth it!
Rodgers always gets his former Packers. He knows talent when he sees it.
Quote from: Holy hell all time on November 08, 2024, 09:58:39 AMOh hell yeah! You stole Unc's thunder, but totally worth it!
Rodgers always gets his former Packers. He knows talent when he sees it.
I think that means this is a Mason Crosby post.
Quote from: The Hippie Satan of Hyperbole on November 08, 2024, 09:54:14 AMhttps://x.com/profootballtalk/status/1854913961738518552?s=46&t=ppua9BCUAa7dWM9-SthPmg
Very conflicted by this. Don't like the Jets getting the best Packers player of this decade on their roster finally
No word on whether Anders Carlson is now a full-blown idiot like the Jets starting QB
Spencer Shrader was elevated to the Jets roster over the Packers best player from 2023 in what has to be a shocking move for ball knowers
Jake Moody missed 3 FGs today for San Francisco
Quote from: Uncle Rico on November 10, 2024, 03:34:04 PMJake Moody missed 3 FGs today for San Francisco
The price the league pays for collusion.
Didn't Joe Walsh write a song about that?
...living a life of collusion...
Quote from: tower912 on November 10, 2024, 03:47:30 PMDidn't Joe Walsh write a song about that?
...living a life of collusion...
You must be thinking of Styx's "Welcome to the Grand Collusion."
Ah.
Quote from: Pakuni on November 10, 2024, 04:11:25 PMYou must be thinking of Styx's "Welcome to the Grand Collusion."
You guys are ruining an impotent thread
Quote from: Uncle Rico on November 10, 2024, 04:28:38 PMYou guys are ruining an impotent thread
Impotence ruins a lot of things.
Or so I'm told.
Carlson languishes on the practice squad and the Jets get annihilated in Arizona. Do the math
Atlanta needs a falcon kicker.
Quote from: Uncle Rico on November 10, 2024, 06:19:05 PMCarlson languishes on the practice squad and the Jets get annihilated in Arizona. Do the math
SF kicker misses 3 kicks
Still quiet on the Anders Carlson front
Appears the Jets will have to turn to Anders on Sunday to save their season.
https://www.cbssports.com/fantasy/football/news/anders-carlson-likely-to-kick-for-jets-in-week-11/amp/
Packers best player from 2023 kicking for his 2nd team this season this Sunday
Anders Carlson has been elevated to the Jets main roster
Quote from: Uncle Rico on November 16, 2024, 03:30:43 PMAnders Carlson has been elevated to the Jets main roster
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Browns kickers missed a 32 yard FG, gets bailed out by a penalty and then misses a 27 yard FG. Moments later the rams kicker missed a 26 yard FG. Opportunities are endless for Anders.
He's become a mentor in his travels.
Everyone in the stadium knew Caleb was going to run except GB players.
Quote from: Jockey on November 17, 2024, 02:01:18 PMEveryone in the stadium knew Caleb was going to run except GB players.
Anders would have tackled him short.
Carlson good from 58
Despite Anders heroics, choking dog Aaron Rodgers cost Anders a victory. Hopefully, the Jets get a QB to pair with Anders
Here's a video of Anders Carlson's big kick
https://www.newyorkjets.com/video/highlight-kicker-anders-carlson-nails-a-58-yard-field-goal
Quote from: Uncle Rico on November 18, 2024, 06:03:41 AMHere's a video of Anders Carlson's big kick
https://www.newyorkjets.com/video/highlight-kicker-anders-carlson-nails-a-58-yard-field-goal
Actually, I'm happy for him. Hope he's the lone ex-Packer who makes it for the Jets.
Very likely the Packers gave up too quickly on him, aina?
Anders signed to the Jets' active roster!
But that begs the question, would you agree to join an NFL roster if the only team you can join is the Jets?
Quote from: The Hippie Satan of Hyperbole on November 19, 2024, 10:45:17 AMAnders signed to the Jets' active roster!
But that begs the question, would you agree to join an NFL roster if the only team you can join is the Jets?
As long as the check clears, yes.
Quote from: Hards Alumni on November 19, 2024, 10:52:38 AMAs long as the check clears, yes.
Even if you have to share a locker room with rocket's favorite GM, Aaron Rodgers?
Quote from: The Hippie Satan of Hyperbole on November 19, 2024, 10:54:02 AMEven if you have to share a locker room with rocket's favorite GM, Aaron Rodgers?
Yes, I'd love to talk him out of some of his money.
Quote from: Hards Alumni on November 19, 2024, 10:54:50 AMYes, I'd love to talk him out of some of his money.
Rodgers being involved in multiple Ponzi schemes when he retires feels certain
Quote from: Uncle Rico on November 19, 2024, 11:57:49 AMRodgers being involved in multiple Ponzi schemes when he retires feels certain
I'm thinking more of a concussion water type of product.
Signing Carlson gets GM fired.
Quote from: Uncle Rico on November 19, 2024, 11:57:49 AMRodgers being involved in multiple Ponzi schemes when he retires feels certain
Crocs likely involved too..
Quote from: tower912 on November 19, 2024, 12:10:04 PMSigning Carlson gets GM fired.
More like not drafting him before the Packers last year gets GM fired.
Quote from: PointWarrior on November 19, 2024, 04:35:34 PMCrocs likely involved too..
Rodgers strikes me as more of a Birkenstock guy.
Jets learned their lesson
https://thejetpress.com/ny-jets-prove-learned-valuable-lesson-new-kicker-anders-carlson-01jd0vk5a3q1
Quote from: Uncle Rico on November 21, 2024, 08:46:17 AMJets learned their lesson
https://thejetpress.com/ny-jets-prove-learned-valuable-lesson-new-kicker-anders-carlson-01jd0vk5a3q1
Carlson was actually selected with one of the draft picks sent to Green Bay in the Aaron Rodgers trade last year.
Quote from: Spotcheck Billy on November 21, 2024, 10:44:24 AMCarlson was actually selected with one of the draft picks sent to Green Bay in the Aaron Rodgers trade last year.
Jets won that trade going away
Anders Carlson's fist XP attempt of the day was blocked. Certainly still distraught over the passing of Joe Lieberman
Quote from: Uncle Rico on December 01, 2024, 12:49:15 PMAnders Carlson's fist XP attempt of the day was blocked. Certainly still distraught over the passing of Joe Lieberman
His team actively trying to sabotage him.
Meanwhile he's out there recovering fumbles. GOAT doing GOAT things.
Anders just put the Jets ahead with a 42 yard field goal with less than a minute to go in Miami!
LeAnders Carlson.
Only to have Miami tie it up with 7 seconds to go. Our hero's journey to destiny will have to wait until overtime.
Wait. An NFL team moved down field to kick a game tying field goal in less than a minute?
Anders can only do so much.
Our hero never gets his chance as the Jets give up a TD and are eliminated from the playoffs.
Perhaps the Jets should have gone for it to run the clock down and make the FG a game winner.
Quote from: tower912 on December 08, 2024, 03:41:09 PMPerhaps the Jets should have gone for it to run the clock down and make the FG a game winner.
It was 4th and about ten. HOWEVER on the third down play, Rodgers threw a pass to Davante on the sideline and he was just pushed out. Had he completed a pass where the receiver stayed in bounds, Anders' kick would have happened with about ten seconds left.
Despite his best efforts, Anders Carlson can't overcome the losing stink of his QB. This holiday season, however, Anders and his lovely young bride will continue their journey to parenthood while the QB he's burdened with will continue to ask hard questions like, "what if the moon isn't real?"
Hopefully for Anders, his idiot QB doesn't let him down today
The Anders lead Jets win! You have to wonder how different their season would have been had the Jets turned to him earlier.
BTW as I was watching that game, I kept wondering why the NFL ever agreed to put a team in Jacksonville.
Quote from: The Hippie Satan of Hyperbole on December 15, 2024, 03:22:50 PMThe Anders lead Jets win! You have to wonder how different their season would have been had the Jets turned to him earlier.
BTW as I was watching that game, I kept wondering why the NFL ever agreed to put a team in Jacksonville.
Jacksonville is a cesspool
The Packers best player from 2023 was 1-2 on FGs today but 3-3 on XPs
Quote from: Uncle Rico on December 15, 2024, 09:04:40 PMThe Packers best player from 2023 was 1-2 on FGs today but 3-3 on XPs
Anders motivates his teammates to score TDs to get him on the field.
McManus has held down the fort long enough. Time to trade a 3rd or 4th to get Anders back.
Quote from: Jockey on December 15, 2024, 09:33:11 PMMcManus has held down the fort long enough. Time to trade a 3rd or 4th to get Anders back.
Anders would never think of groping a flight attendant. He has a family and is a man of our lord.
Quote from: The Hippie Satan of Hyperbole on December 15, 2024, 03:22:50 PMThe Anders lead Jets win! You have to wonder how different their season would have been had the Jets turned to him earlier.
BTW as I was watching that game, I kept wondering why the NFL ever agreed to put a team in Jacksonville.
I've also wondered that too.
The only thing I could come up with was the NFL liked the idea of 3 teams in Florida and Orlando was physically too close to Tampa and they settled on Jacksonville because the Gator Bowl stadium was already there and just needed a renovation.
Quote from: MU Fan in Connecticut on December 16, 2024, 05:37:13 AMI've also wondered that too.
The only thing I could come up with was the NFL liked the idea of 3 teams in Florida and Orlando was physically too close to Tampa and they settled on Jacksonville because the Gator Bowl stadium was already there and just needed a renovation.
Out of curiosity, I read an old New York Times (https://www.nytimes.com/1993/12/01/sports/pro-football-nfl-expansion-surprise-jacksonville-jaguars.html) article on that expansion. Carolina was given a franchise pretty early in the process.
Jacksonville beat out St. Louis and Baltimore. Basically Washington's owner, who was pretty powerful at the time, lobbied against Baltimore. And they weren't sure about the proposed St. Louis ownership groups.
Dan Snyder strikes again.
Quote from: The Hippie Satan of Hyperbole on December 16, 2024, 08:01:59 AMOut of curiosity, I read an old New York Times (https://www.nytimes.com/1993/12/01/sports/pro-football-nfl-expansion-surprise-jacksonville-jaguars.html) article on that expansion. Carolina was given a franchise pretty early in the process.
Jacksonville beat out St. Louis and Baltimore. Basically Washington's owner, who was pretty powerful at the time, lobbied against Baltimore. And they weren't sure about the proposed St. Louis ownership groups.
It was a long shot candidate at the time. St. Louis was a long time favorite.
The Packers best player from 2023, Anders Carlson, missed an extra point
Anders Carlson drills a 21-yard FG to give the Jets a lead
Shank
Not much Anders can do when the team drags him down.
Looks like Anders legs are tired from dragging the hippie QB to points on the scoreboard.
Quote from: cheebs09 on December 22, 2024, 02:44:34 PMLooks like Anders legs are tired from dragging the hippie QB to points on the scoreboard.
It appears the Packers best player from 2023 isn't motivated to play for such a sad sack franchise
Who do you enjoy watching more?
Anders or the bears.
Quote from: Jockey on December 22, 2024, 03:17:16 PMWho do you enjoy watching more?
Anders or the bears.
The memories of Anders from 2023 make watching him make me relive so much joy from his brilliant year
https://x.com/MikeGarafolo/status/1870885936164155835
It didn't work.
Oh and LOL thinking players are playing for the pride of the owner.
Oh and Double LOL that interest from Ryan, Mangini and Belichick means top candidates are interested in this job.
Looks like Garafolo is the ultimate Jets suck up in the press. Seriously, could anyone actually believe what he wrote?
But, back to business - will Anders be a 1st ballot HoF'er? Discuss.
https://www.si.com/nfl/jets/news/new-york-jets-to-give-embattled-veteran-kicker-another-shot-against-bills
Shucks. Looks like the Packers best player from 2023 will once again be a hero without a team. The woke mob claims another victim.
Jets dump Anders Carlson and are losing 40-8. Someone should do some research and ask questions about why
Quote from: Uncle Rico on December 29, 2024, 02:53:50 PMJets dump Anders Carlson and are losing 40-8. Someone should do some research and ask questions about why
Aaron didn't like Anders being the big dog in the house.
Quote from: CreightonWarrior on December 29, 2024, 02:55:40 PMAaron didn't like Anders being the big dog in the house.
You don't take the Packers best player from 2023 and treat him like they did and expect to win
The Jets are signing Greg Joseph to the 53-man roster making it even more unlikely the Packers best player from 2023 will be kicking this Sunday.
Quote from: Uncle Rico on December 31, 2024, 10:57:59 AMThe Jets are signing Greg Joseph to the 53-man roster making it even more unlikely the Packers best player from 2023 will be kicking this Sunday.
not too late for the 49ers to do the right thing.
Anders was officially cut by the Jets
https://www.fantasypros.com/nfl/news/491137/anders-carlson-released-by-jets.php?amp
Packers best player from 2023 jobless
Oh yay! This bit gets to enter version 2
Anders Carlson will not be kicking for anyone today.
Quote from: Uncle Rico on January 05, 2025, 08:12:08 AMAnders Carlson will not be kicking for anyone today.
Where's the dislike button when you need it?
Any chance he's had calls but focusing on being a good father to his new child and husband to his wife? Feel like that has to be what's going on here.
Quote from: wadesworld on January 05, 2025, 10:20:46 AMAny chance he's had calls but focusing on being a good father to his new child and husband to his wife? Feel like that has to be what's going on here.
Butker told me that's his wife's job.
Great news, Anders Nation!
The Jets have signed the Packers best player (RIP Herm) from 2023 to a futures contract
Quote from: Uncle Rico on January 16, 2025, 08:04:13 AMGreat news, Anders Nation!
The Jets have signed the Packers best player (RIP Herm) from 2023 to a futures contract
expect Rodgers to be cut soon to make Anders massive contract fit within the salary cap.
Quote from: Uncle Rico on January 16, 2025, 08:04:13 AMGreat news, Anders Nation!
The Jets have signed the Packers best player (RIP Herm) from 2023 to a futures contract
Great news, to Anders continued domination in the sport!
Houston could have used him.
Quote from: tower912 on January 18, 2025, 06:23:43 PMHouston could have used him.
Too bad he got saddled with Aaron Rodgers
Anders Carlson was shutout from the NFL post-season awards
Him not getting even a single MVP vote shows what a sham the whole process is.
No Walter Payton consideration for a dedicated family man and follower of Christ? Can only assume pure jealousy is at play here.
Quote from: Shaka Shart on February 07, 2025, 10:46:57 AMNo Walter Payton consideration for a dedicated family man and follower of Christ? Can only assume pure jealousy is at play here.
Well, he does have Butker at his own position. It's an uphill battle.
Quote from: cheebs09 on February 07, 2025, 11:02:17 AMWell, he does have Butker at his own position. It's an uphill battle.
Would love to see them strip down and wrestle this out like real men
No new news
Need a dislike button
If Anders starts (allegedly) groping flight attendants, he too can be a reclamation project and feel-good story
Quote from: GB Warrior on March 04, 2025, 02:56:27 PMIf Anders starts (allegedly) groping flight attendants, he too can be a reclamation project and feel-good story
Well, he's a ln evangelical Christian, so safe bet he will
All quiet on the Carlson front
Quote from: Uncle Rico on March 18, 2025, 05:08:54 PMAll quiet on the Carlson front
It takes time to figure out the cap and cash flow consequences of a contract like the one he's sure to get.
We may need a rodgers one here soon
@Uncle Rico
Quote from: #UnleashSean on March 19, 2025, 09:19:42 AMWe may need a rodgers one here soon @Uncle Rico
We have one. Sadly, Herm is dead
Quote from: Uncle Rico on March 19, 2025, 06:42:14 PMNo, but I'm a terrible person
at least you didnt fire someone for shaving their head.
Quote from: #UnleashSean on March 19, 2025, 07:41:21 PMat least you didnt fire someone for shaving their head.
Yet
Reeker only fires them when they actually get cancer.
Quote from: The Sultan on March 19, 2025, 07:49:45 PMReeker only fires them when they actually get cancer.
If I've learned anything, they probably got cancer from poor health choices and I can't trust them in my business
Anders is very quiet at the moment
With the draft over, we turn our attention back to Anders Carlson. Will someone reach out to the Jets to bring in the Packers best player from 2023? Will Anders win the Jets job? Will Anders get a weekly spot on the McAfee show? Much to look forward to.