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MUScoop => Hangin' at the Al => Topic started by: Juan Anderson's Mixtape on June 11, 2024, 12:00:53 PM

Poll
Question: Same as title
Option 1: FIBs votes: 88
Option 2: FIPs votes: 4
Option 3: Suckers...I mean, tourists votes: 0
Option 4: Dung votes: 6
Title: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: Juan Anderson's Mixtape on June 11, 2024, 12:00:53 PM
This Scoop referendum is non-binding but the results will be forwarded to the moderators on an advisory basis.

Write-in votes are allowed but votes for "Warriors" will not be counted.*



















*Votes for "Warriors" will be secretly counted and the results may be released if they align with our agenda.
Title: Re: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: jfp61 on June 11, 2024, 12:11:28 PM
Having lived in both wisconsin and illinois.

who in their right mind says FIPs and why does one person saying it deserve its own thread.
Title: Re: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: wadesworld on June 11, 2024, 12:13:31 PM
Whatever Willie tells me.  So FIPs it is.
Title: Re: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: Nukem2 on June 11, 2024, 12:22:08 PM
Illinoying.
Title: Re: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: Viper on June 11, 2024, 12:25:02 PM
Quote from: Nukem2 on June 11, 2024, 12:22:08 PM
Illinoying.
we have a winner! End the voting.
Title: Re: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: Skatastrophy on June 11, 2024, 12:44:23 PM
When I visit Wisconsin I'm usually called Sir.

Wisconsin is a vassal state.
Title: Re: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: Pakuni on June 11, 2024, 12:48:52 PM
Quote from: Skatastrophy on June 11, 2024, 12:44:23 PM
When I visit Wisconsin I'm usually called Sir.

Wisconsin is a vassal state.

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Title: Re: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: MuMark on June 11, 2024, 12:50:37 PM
I recall Flatlanders as being a thing.
Title: Re: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: MU82 on June 11, 2024, 01:03:10 PM
Quote from: Skatastrophy on June 11, 2024, 12:44:23 PM
When I visit Wisconsin I'm usually called Sir.

Wisconsin is a vassal state.

You got dat right, sir!
Title: Re: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: PJDunn on June 11, 2024, 01:04:01 PM
FISHTABs, especially near the Dells.
Title: Re: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: We R Final Four on June 11, 2024, 01:21:48 PM
Quote from: MuMark on June 11, 2024, 12:50:37 PM
I recall Flatlanders as being a thing.
Me too....flatlanders and FIBs
Title: Re: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: BallBoy on June 11, 2024, 01:44:46 PM
As an Illinoisan

Wisconsin = FIBs
Michigan = FIPs
Title: Re: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: Badgerhater on June 11, 2024, 02:15:42 PM
tax revenue streams

Title: Re: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: Uncle Rico on June 11, 2024, 02:45:16 PM
Good friends

I chuckle at Wisconites that belittle folks from Illinois.  We put cheese on our heads, folks
Title: Re: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: HouWarrior on June 11, 2024, 02:50:09 PM
I enjoy some of the random offerings on You Tube and recently began watching Charlie Berens.
Good stuff

His callbacks to Wisconsin topics/humor are great, including a few bits on FIBs
Title: Re: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: tower912 on June 11, 2024, 03:01:12 PM
Flatlanders
Title: Re: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: WhiteTrash on June 11, 2024, 04:28:31 PM
Quote from: tower912 on June 11, 2024, 03:01:12 PM
Flatlanders
Isn't that Nebraska to Indiana and north to Canada?

You are all Flatlanders to Coloradans.
Title: Re: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: Uncle Rico on June 11, 2024, 04:36:22 PM
Quote from: jfp61 on June 11, 2024, 12:11:28 PM
Having lived in both wisconsin and illinois.

who in their right mind says FIPs and why does one person saying it deserve its own thread.

I've heard FISH and FIBS, never FIPS.  I've been all over this state, with politically incorrect people from all generations and never once heard FIPS

I've known FIBS since the early 80's.

If the FIPS definition found on line is more "politically incorrect" than FIBS like Dung claims, it might be time for Dung to get into the 21st Century
Title: Re: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: brewcity77 on June 11, 2024, 06:07:39 PM
Quote from: Uncle Rico on June 11, 2024, 04:36:22 PM
I've heard FISH and FIBS, never FIPS.  I've been all over this state, with politically incorrect people from all generations and never once heard FIPS

I've known FIBS since the early 80's.

If the FIPS definition found on line is more "politically incorrect" than FIBS like Dung claims, it might be time for Dung to get into the 21st Century

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Title: Re: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: 21Jumpstreet on June 11, 2024, 08:10:12 PM
It is decidedly not FIPs
Title: Re: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: Juan Anderson's Mixtape on June 11, 2024, 08:13:38 PM
I had forgotten about FISHTABs and Flatlanders, but have heard them before.

Pretty wild that FIPs is actually a thing in Michigan.  I guess even a broken clock is right twice a day.
Title: Re: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: Skatastrophy on June 11, 2024, 08:59:12 PM
My grandma has dementia and I though she made up the "Fuckin Illinois pigs! Oink oink oink" thing she yelled out the window at a passing car once. Maybe she's just a Michigander at heart
Title: Re: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: BallBoy on June 11, 2024, 10:23:42 PM
https://www.chicagomag.com/chicago-magazine/may-2022/southwest-michigan/dont-be-a-fip/

FIP = People
FIB = John Snow

Regardless both Michiganders and Illinoisans can agree, the a—hole in the left lane, going 50MPH and wondering why someone used to driving on the Dan Ryan is passing them on the right as they refuse move over, is guaranteed to have a Wisconsin license plate.
Title: Re: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: Spotcheck Billy on June 12, 2024, 08:14:56 AM
Quote from: Uncle Rico on June 11, 2024, 02:45:16 PM
We put cheese on our heads, folks

Speak for yourself.
Title: Re: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: Uncle Rico on June 12, 2024, 09:32:26 AM
Quote from: Spotcheck Billy on June 12, 2024, 08:14:56 AM
Speak for yourself.

I don't but the loudest FIB chanters do
Title: Re: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: wadesworld on June 12, 2024, 10:04:06 AM
Quote from: BallBoy on June 11, 2024, 10:23:42 PM
https://www.chicagomag.com/chicago-magazine/may-2022/southwest-michigan/dont-be-a-fip/

FIP = People
FIB = John Snow

Regardless both Michiganders and Illinoisans can agree, the a—hole in the left lane, going 50MPH and wondering why someone used to driving on the Dan Ryan is passing them on the right as they refuse move over, is guaranteed to have a Wisconsin license plate.

I've found Michigan drivers to be far slower than Wisconsin drivers.
Title: Re: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: BallBoy on June 12, 2024, 02:20:54 PM
Quote from: wadesworld on June 12, 2024, 10:04:06 AM
I've found Michigan drivers to be far slower than Wisconsin drivers.

That has not been my experience but even if they were they aren't in the "cruise" lane.
Title: Re: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: NCMUFan on June 12, 2024, 04:12:37 PM
I think SE Wisconsinites say "Thank you" for all the Illinois businesses that moved across the state line.
Title: Re: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: MU Fan in Connecticut on June 12, 2024, 04:55:03 PM
I remember the FIB vs Cheesehead accusations while a student.
Coming from Connecticut, it never made any sense to me.
Title: Re: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: tower912 on June 12, 2024, 07:47:59 PM
We call some of them MU basketball players.
Title: Re: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: Warrior Code on June 13, 2024, 09:30:45 AM
Friendly Illinois Brethren
Title: Re: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: warriorchick on June 13, 2024, 10:05:16 AM
.

Title: Re: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: We R Final Four on June 19, 2024, 09:48:00 PM
Self awareness.
Title: Re: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: MurphysTillClose on June 19, 2024, 11:34:33 PM
This thread is funny because I went to MU with so many virgins wearing piss-yellow AR jerseys to class. You all still exist? 



Title: Re: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: willie warrior on June 20, 2024, 07:07:08 AM
Never once heard Fib in 30 plus years living in Wisconsin. Heard Fips countless times.
Guess it is like bubbler now being water fountain.
Or maybe aina now being isn't it.
Or Prange way now Target.
Ah yes. Progress!
Title: Re: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: Hards Alumni on June 20, 2024, 07:30:56 AM
Quote from: MurphysTillClose on June 19, 2024, 11:34:33 PM
This thread is funny because I went to MU with so many virgins wearing piss-yellow AR jerseys to class. You all still exist?

Good one!
Title: Re: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: 21Jumpstreet on June 20, 2024, 07:36:22 AM
Quote from: willie warrior on June 20, 2024, 07:07:08 AM
Never once heard Fib in 30 plus years living in Wisconsin. Heard Fips countless times.
Guess it is like bubbler now being water fountain.
Or maybe aina now being isn't it.
Or Prange way now Target.
Ah yes. Progress!

Wow, Prange Way, that's a blast from my past. And, it's drinking fountain. I kid. Clearly FIPs exists, it's just a new one to me.
Title: Re: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: Hards Alumni on June 20, 2024, 07:39:41 AM
Quote from: 21Jumpstreet on June 20, 2024, 07:36:22 AM
Wow, Prange Way, that's a blast from my past. And, it's drinking fountain. I kid. Clearly FIPs exists, it's just a new one to me.

It's new to everyone except little willie, who has been mishearing it for 80 years.
Title: Re: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: MU82 on June 20, 2024, 07:52:54 AM
Wisconsin Jews call 'em IllinOYans
Title: Re: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: willie warrior on June 20, 2024, 08:03:34 AM
Quote from: Hards Alumni on June 20, 2024, 07:39:41 AM
It's new to everyone except little willie, who has been mishearing it for 80 years.
I don't mishear Hardon of grade school. And I definitely hear your numbnuts BS.
What a clown show to the ignore button.
Title: Re: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: Hards Alumni on June 20, 2024, 08:28:09 AM
Quote from: willie warrior on June 20, 2024, 08:03:34 AM
I don't mishear Hardon of grade school. And I definitely hear your numbnuts BS.
What a clown show to the ignore button.

LOL
Title: Re: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: Uncle Rico on June 20, 2024, 08:46:12 AM
Quote from: Hards Alumni on June 20, 2024, 08:28:09 AM
LOL

Welcome to the club!
Title: Re: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: Juan Anderson's Mixtape on June 20, 2024, 09:51:55 AM
Quote from: willie warrior on June 20, 2024, 07:07:08 AM
Never once heard Fib in 30 plus years living in Wisconsin. Heard Fips countless times.
Guess it is like bubbler now being water fountain.
Or maybe aina now being isn't it.
Or Prange way now Target.
Ah yes. Progress!

Have lived in Wisconsin 40+ years.  Have heard FIPs exactly zero times.  Have heard FIBs countless times for 30+ years.

Maybe it's like Sheepshead: most people play diamonds are trump but some people play clubs are trump and insist they're right.
Title: Re: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: The Sultan on June 20, 2024, 10:08:52 AM
Quote from: 21Jumpstreet on June 20, 2024, 07:36:22 AM
Wow, Prange Way, that's a blast from my past.

And I've never heard anyone think it was better than Target.
Title: Re: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: The Sultan on June 20, 2024, 10:09:47 AM
Quote from: willie warrior on June 20, 2024, 08:03:34 AM
I don't mishear Hardon of grade school.

I have no idea what he was trying to say, but this is pure gold right here.
Title: Re: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: WhiteTrash on June 20, 2024, 11:20:32 AM
Quote from: Juan Anderson's Mixtape on June 20, 2024, 09:51:55 AM
Have lived in Wisconsin 40+ years.  Have heard FIPs exactly zero times.  Have heard FIBs countless times for 30+ years.

Maybe it's like Sheepshead: most people play diamonds are trump but some people play clubs are trump and insist they're right.
This thread is the first time I've ever heard of FIPs.  FIBs I've known about since the '80s.
Title: Re: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: Skatastrophy on June 20, 2024, 11:27:27 AM
Quote from: The Hippie Satan of Hyperbole on June 20, 2024, 10:09:47 AM
I have no idea what he was trying to say, but this is pure gold right here.

Hardon is a play on Hards
Grade school is calling him juvenile

We need someone to sign up to be rocket's translator. Maybe it rotates every week.
Title: Re: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: Juan Anderson's Mixtape on June 20, 2024, 11:51:24 AM
Quote from: Skatastrophy on June 20, 2024, 11:27:27 AM
Hardon is a play on Hards
Grade school is calling him juvenile

We need someone to sign up to be rocket's translator. Maybe it rotates every week.

I think you mean Willie, though Rocket also needs a translator at times.
Title: Re: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: Uncle Rico on June 20, 2024, 12:20:07 PM
Quote from: Skatastrophy on June 20, 2024, 11:27:27 AM
Hardon is a play on Hards
Grade school is calling him juvenile

We need someone to sign up to be rocket's translator. Maybe it rotates every week.

Translating idiot isn't easy
Title: Re: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: Spotcheck Billy on June 20, 2024, 01:06:46 PM
Quote from: Uncle Rico on June 20, 2024, 12:20:07 PM
Translating idiot isn't easy

We should be getting better at it by now.
Title: Re: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: willie warrior on June 20, 2024, 01:10:27 PM
Quote from: Uncle Rico on June 20, 2024, 12:20:07 PM
Translating idiot isn't easy
As you prove with every nonsensical post.
Title: Re: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: MU_B on June 20, 2024, 01:18:12 PM
Is this accurate?

Twenty-nine percent of undergraduate students are from Wisconsin and thirty-seven percent come from Illinois.



From the Marquette Wiki.

Sincerely,
FIB from Class of 02.


Title: Re: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: The Sultan on June 20, 2024, 01:26:24 PM
Quote from: MU_B on June 20, 2024, 01:18:12 PM
Is this accurate?

Twenty-nine percent of undergraduate students are from Wisconsin and thirty-seven percent come from Illinois.


https://www.marquette.edu/institutional-research-analysis/interactive-reports/enrollment-dash.php

If you look at "Location" and toggle only undergraduate, it's 36.6% from Wisconsin and 39.5% from Illinois.
Title: Re: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: MU_B on June 20, 2024, 01:30:42 PM
Thanks.
Title: Re: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: Uncle Rico on June 20, 2024, 01:34:39 PM
Quote from: willie warrior on June 20, 2024, 01:10:27 PM
As you prove with every nonsensical post.

I thought you had me on ignore?  Sad!
Title: Re: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: TSmith34, Inc. on June 20, 2024, 03:14:46 PM
Quote from: Spotcheck Billy on June 20, 2024, 01:06:46 PM
We should be getting better at it by now.
Imagine if you used roqqet's posts as inputs to train AI models...
Title: Re: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: Skatastrophy on June 20, 2024, 04:11:02 PM
Quote from: TSmith34, Inc. on June 20, 2024, 03:14:46 PM
Imagine if you used roqqet's posts as inputs to train AI models...

This is why LLMs aren't so intimidating. For broad knowledge sets there's just not good data so they're training models on Twitter and Reddit, so they'll turn out to be slightly stupider versions of the existing russian bots.
Title: Re: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: Shaka Shart on June 20, 2024, 09:51:57 PM
Quote from: willie warrior on June 20, 2024, 01:10:27 PM
As you prove with every nonsensical post.

Haha! Yes! Gottem
Title: Re: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: Porky's Butthole on June 21, 2024, 07:38:53 PM
Porky couldn't give a pig's ears!   Although a proud MU alum, Porky believes MU's most glaring institutional weakness is its complete lack of geographic diversity.   They need far fewer students from WI & IL and far more from everywhere else.   The former provost and current interim president articulated to Porky personally less than a year ago that MU may be a national university but it has an extremely regional student body and increasing geographic diversity was a priority of his.  To his credit, he put some of MU's money where his mouth is and allocated almost $9M to the effort in the last budget cycle.  Hopefully it will pay dividends down the road further and strengthen MU's considerable momentum under Lovell who presumably had to approve and sign off on the allocation for that effort. 
Title: Re: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: The Sultan on June 21, 2024, 07:45:52 PM
Quote from: PorkysButthole on June 21, 2024, 07:38:53 PM
Porky couldn't give a pig's ears!   Although a proud MU alum, Porky believes MU's most glaring institutional weakness is its complete lack of geographic diversity.   They need far fewer students from WI & IL and far more from everywhere else.   The former provost and current interim president articulated to Porky personally less than a year ago that MU may be a national university but it has an extremely regional student body and increasing geographic diversity was a priority of his.  To his credit, he put some of MU's money where his mouth is and allocated almost $9M to the effort in the last budget cycle.  Hopefully it will pay dividends down the road further and strengthen MU's considerable momentum under Lovell who presumably had to approve and sign off on the allocation for that effort. 

lol. Good luck.

Chicago is the most heavily recruited metro area in the country - and it's 80 miles away from campus.

Marquette will be primarily a Wisconsin and Illinois student body for years to come.
Title: Re: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: Lennys Tap on June 21, 2024, 09:33:57 PM
Quote from: The Hippie Satan of Hyperbole on June 21, 2024, 07:45:52 PM
lol. Good luck.

Chicago is the most heavily recruited metro area in the country - and it's 80 miles away from campus.

Marquette will be primarily a Wisconsin and Illinois student body for years to come.

Primarily, sure.

But with more diversity? Why not?

Hopefully you're both right.
Title: Re: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: The Sultan on June 21, 2024, 09:43:59 PM
Quote from: Lennys Tap on June 21, 2024, 09:33:57 PM
Primarily, sure.

But with more diversity? Why not?

Hopefully you're both right.

Because that's not really how college recruiting works at most places. Schools concentrate their efforts where they get their greatest return. My guess is that undergraduate enrollment from WI and IL will be around 70% for a long time.
Title: Re: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: MU82 on June 22, 2024, 07:14:52 AM
In searching for a new university president, Marquette has to at least check out PorkysButthole, no?
Title: Re: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: warriorchick on June 22, 2024, 09:04:20 AM
Quote from: MU82 on June 22, 2024, 07:14:52 AM
In searching for a new university president, Marquette has to at least check out PorkysButthole, no?

I was thinking Disco Hippie.
Title: Re: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: Porky's Butthole on June 22, 2024, 01:53:13 PM
Quote from: MU82 on June 22, 2024, 07:14:52 AM
In searching for a new university president, Marquette has to at least check out PorkysButthole, no?

Porky is flattered, but Porky will be the first to acknowledge Porky is not remotely qualified to run Porky's local trade school or community college, let alone, an outstanding national university like MU.
Title: Re: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: Lennys Tap on June 22, 2024, 03:23:57 PM
Quote from: The Hippie Satan of Hyperbole on June 21, 2024, 09:43:59 PM
Because that's not really how college recruiting works at most places. Schools concentrate their efforts where they get their greatest return. My guess is that undergraduate enrollment from WI and IL will be around 70% for a long time.

So the 9 million MU spent was a waste in your opinion.
Title: Re: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: The Sultan on June 22, 2024, 03:31:21 PM
Quote from: Lennys Tap on June 22, 2024, 03:23:57 PM
So the 9 million MU spent was a waste in your opinion.

Yeah I would like to take a look at that $9M to know exactly what it is. My guess it's just repackaged money that had already been budgeted.
Title: Re: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: MU82 on June 22, 2024, 08:28:59 PM
They got me from Connecticut, and they barely even had to give me half as much as $9 million.
Title: Re: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: lawdog77 on June 23, 2024, 01:00:16 PM
Quote from: MU82 on June 22, 2024, 08:28:59 PM
They got me from Connecticut, and they barely even had to give me half as much as $9 million.
Just think of all the NIL you could have made
Title: Re: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: TedBaxter on June 23, 2024, 01:25:27 PM
Berrypickers
Title: Re: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: Stretchdeltsig on June 24, 2024, 08:56:07 PM
Democrats.
Title: Re: What do Wisconsinites call people from Illinois?
Post by: ATWizJr on June 25, 2024, 06:00:40 AM
An MU annuity.
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