Have I missed any new info on OSO's current condition/status?
I heard he was seen throwing up behind Taco Bell early this morning. Wearing a walking boot.
any chance there is some "How to title a thread you start" educational material somewhere on scoop? The "OSO Update" post best be titled "Any updates on Oso?"
Quote from: BrewCity83 on March 04, 2024, 04:56:09 PM
I heard he was seen throwing up behind Taco Bell early this morning. Wearing a walking boot.
31 flavors actually.
Quote from: pbiflyer on March 04, 2024, 05:28:48 PM
31 flavors actually.
My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Oso pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious. Kolek was holding Oso's hair while he threw up. Each guy was wearing 2 walking boots, a neck brace, and those wrist thingies that people with carpal tunnel wear.
Still at the hotel in Omaha.
...somewhere in middle America...
Quote from: tower912 on March 04, 2024, 05:43:53 PM
...somewhere in middle America...
Get right to the heart of matters...
Quote from: Lennys Tap on March 04, 2024, 07:13:25 PM
Get right to the heart of matters...
...It's the heart that matters more...
Quote from: Jables1604 on March 04, 2024, 07:24:55 PM
...It's the heart that matters more...
Can I get my money back?
Get your money back at the door
Oh my gosh, everyone's a comedian. Does anyone really know anything?
By the way, there's always someone throwing up behind the taco bell ...unless they were 6'10", were good.
Quote from: FairWeatherEagle on March 05, 2024, 08:25:31 AM
Oh my gosh, everyone's is a comedian. Does anyone really know anything?
By the way, there's always someone throwing up behind the taco bell ...unless they were 6'10", were good.
One of my brothers calls it Taco Hell.
I hope we hear from MUBB that Oso is fine now. The silence is deafening.
Assuming Oso is good to go for this week's games, here's an interesting nugget from The Athletic's C.J. Moore:
Marquette has only played 84 minutes with Kolek on the bench and both Jones and Ighodaro on the floor together, per CBB Analytics, but the results are promising: plus-28.4 points per 100 possessions.
Not all that worried about Oso. If he isn't 100% by now, he'll likely be for X. It's the rest of the team that I'm worried about. Noro is running rampant through SE WI at the moment. Hopefully this runs through everyone in time to be full strength for the tourney run. No idea if this is what he was dealing with but it sure sounds like it.
Quote from: Osiris on March 05, 2024, 11:54:00 AM
Not all that worried about Oso. If he isn't 100% by now, he'll likely be for X. It's the rest of the team that I'm worried about. Noro is running rampant through SE WI at the moment. Hopefully this runs through everyone in time to be full strength for the tourney run. No idea if this is what he was dealing with but it sure sounds like it.
Noro is everywhere right now. The town I am vacationing in shut down both it's elementary schools this week for noro.
Quote from: JakeBarnes on March 05, 2024, 11:54:59 AM
Noro is everywhere right now. The town I am vacationing in shut down both it's elementary schools this week for noro.
You can't die from diarrhea
If Theresa has a homicidal big brother and you keep insulting her, you can definitely die from dysentery.
https://x.com/bensteelemjs/status/1765079763805458550?s=61&t=6XPB8f4sAKmJIzxgMcsCjw
My daughter's entire family had it. She figures her son got it at preschool and passed it on to the rest of the family. They were sick as hell for a full day, still not great but definitely getting better on Day 2, and were fully over it on Day 3. FWIW.
Quote from: MU82 on March 05, 2024, 12:48:12 PM
My daughter's entire family had it. She figures her son got it at preschool and passed it on to the rest of the family. They were sick as hell for a full day, still not great but definitely getting better on Day 2, and were fully over it on Day 3. FWIW.
I'm on day 2ish of what I think was norovirus, and can confirm that timeline so far.
Shaka indicated he will play Wednesday.
Quote from: JakeBarnes on March 05, 2024, 11:54:59 AM
Noro is everywhere right now. The town I am vacationing in shut down both it's elementary schools this week for noro.
Hopefully dem kidz learn the diff b/w its and it's, aina
Quote from: Uncle Rico on March 05, 2024, 12:07:58 PM
You can't die from diarrhea
If you had smelled my bathroom Sunday AM you may feel differently
Cause of Death: Another's Diarrhea
Quote from: Jay Bee on March 05, 2024, 03:28:38 PM
Hopefully dem kidz learn the diff b/w its and it's, aina
If you had smelled my bathroom Sunday AM you may feel differently
Someone captured your footage.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/72k4y9my0fM
Quote from: Uncle Rico on March 05, 2024, 12:07:58 PM
You can't die from diarrhea
Dude. It's called DIE-arrhea.
Quote from: Uncle Rico on March 05, 2024, 12:07:58 PM
You can't die from diarrhea
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Asked by Ben Steele what he'll remember most about his four seasons at Marquette, Oso responded:
"Hopefully winning a national championship."
Good answer!
Oso went on to say: "Just being able to play all these games with my best friends."
That's a good answer, too.
Quote from: Uncle Rico on March 05, 2024, 12:07:58 PM
You can't die from diarrhea
Apparently Uncle Rico has never played Oregon Trail in his life. :D
Quote from: MUbiz on March 06, 2024, 11:43:11 AM
Apparently Uncle Rico has never played Oregon Trail in his life. :D
That game didn't truly encapsulate the experience of traveling west. It wasn't that hard or that bad as the game portrays and no one has ever died of diarrhea. That's a scientific fact but I guess we only use science when it suits us
Quote from: Uncle Rico on March 06, 2024, 11:46:46 AM
That game didn't truly encapsulate the experience of traveling west. It wasn't that hard or that bad as the game portrays and no one has ever died of diarrhea. That's a scientific fact but I guess we only use science when it suits us
In 2016, Cryptosporidium infection was the fifth leading diarrhoeal aetiology in children younger than 5 years, and acute infection caused more than 48 000 deaths.
https://www.thelancet.com/journals/langlo/article/PIIS2214-109X(18)30283-3/fulltext#:~:text=on%20physical%20growth.-,Findings,%E2%80%937%C2%B72%20million).
Quote from: Uncle Rico on March 06, 2024, 11:46:46 AM
That game didn't truly encapsulate the experience of traveling west. It wasn't that hard or that bad as the game portrays and no one has ever died of diarrhea. That's a scientific fact but I guess we only use science when it suits us
(https://media.tenor.com/XwXsU6s6H3sAAAAM/doctor-medicine-is-not-a-science.gif)
Quote from: Spotcheck Billy on March 06, 2024, 12:46:02 PM
In 2016, Cryptosporidium infection was the fifth leading diarrhoeal aetiology in children younger than 5 years, and acute infection caused more than 48 000 deaths.
https://www.thelancet.com/journals/langlo/article/PIIS2214-109X(18)30283-3/fulltext#:~:text=on%20physical%20growth.-,Findings,%E2%80%937%C2%B72%20million).
I do my own research