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MUScoop => Hangin' at the Al => Topic started by: Uncle Rico on January 07, 2024, 07:59:00 AM

Poll
Question: Who Should Be Marquette's Next Head Coach
Option 1: Brian Wardle votes: 10
Option 2: Porter Moser votes: 7
Option 3: Billy Donovan votes: 4
Option 4: Duane Wade votes: 12
Option 5: Other votes: 6
Title: Next Coach
Post by: Uncle Rico on January 07, 2024, 07:59:00 AM
With Marquette's season a colossal failure and loss, swirling its way to Bolivia and Shaka perilously close to a nickname from which he'll never recover, it's time to have the discussion about who should replace him. 

I gave 4 good options but left a fifth option if you have someone else in mind
Title: Re: Next Coach
Post by: tower912 on January 07, 2024, 08:11:30 AM
AI Al.
Title: Re: Next Coach
Post by: Uncle Rico on January 07, 2024, 08:14:24 AM
Quote from: tower912 on January 07, 2024, 08:11:30 AM
AI Al.

I'm being serious.  Please refrain from derailing this impotent thread
Title: Re: Next Coach
Post by: muwarrior69 on January 07, 2024, 08:17:23 AM
C'mon Mods, every time Rico posts it should default to teal. Make it so.
Title: Re: Next Coach
Post by: Uncle Rico on January 07, 2024, 08:27:37 AM
Quote from: muwarrior69 on January 07, 2024, 08:17:23 AM
C'mon Mods, every time Rico posts it should default to teal. Make it so.

Shaka is ruining one of my entertainment options
Title: Re: Next Coach
Post by: Nukem2 on January 07, 2024, 09:01:09 AM
Quote from: Uncle Rico on January 07, 2024, 07:59:00 AM
With Marquette's season a colossal failure and loss, swirling its way to Bolivia and Shaka perilously close to a nickname from which he'll never recover, it's time to have the discussion about who should replace him. 

I gave 4 good options but left a fifth option if you have someone else in mind
Who is this "Duane" guy you reference.
Title: Re: Next Coach
Post by: MU82 on January 07, 2024, 09:10:16 AM
First, the obvious. You HAVE to call Billy Donovan. In fact, I just put in a call to him, and he said he'd call me back as soon as he was done brunching with 9-9-9.

Second, I wish you had included a second poll about what we want to happen to Shaka after we banish him for ruining our lives. Coaching in the G-League would be too good for him, but tar and feathers seems a little too old school.

Let me give an early shout-out to our rich alums: Thanks for paying for Shaka's buyout and for the salary of Donovan, Self, Spoelstra, Coach K, Phil Jackson, Denny Crum's Ghost or whichever all-timer coach we'll sign.

Title: Re: Next Coach
Post by: brewcity77 on January 07, 2024, 09:28:46 AM
I want no part of Billy Donovan. Shaka used to work for him so it would just be more of the same. I'm leaning Brad Stevens. If he doesn't want to come back to college, 82's ideas of Spoelstra or Self would be okay too.
Title: Re: Next Coach
Post by: MU82 on January 07, 2024, 09:30:48 AM
Brad Stevens! Good one, brew. Sorry I missed him. Probably a few others.

Update: Billy and Herm were really full after their entrees, so they opted to split the flan for dessert.
Title: Re: Next Coach
Post by: BLWarrior91 on January 07, 2024, 09:31:15 AM
Wojo is available.
Title: Re: Next Coach
Post by: mugrad_89 on January 07, 2024, 09:50:02 AM
Why doesn't Wojo get his own option- he's way better than 'other'.
Title: Re: Next Coach
Post by: Dr. Blackheart on January 07, 2024, 09:55:19 AM
Megan Duffy
Title: Re: Next Coach
Post by: frozena pizza on January 07, 2024, 10:05:37 AM
Pitino, after SJ fires him for recruiting violations.
Title: Re: Next Coach
Post by: DoctorV on January 07, 2024, 10:25:28 AM
You forgot Phil Jackson
Title: Re: Next Coach
Post by: BLWarrior91 on January 07, 2024, 10:33:01 AM
An avatar of Bob Dukiet.
Title: Re: Next Coach
Post by: Newsdreams on January 07, 2024, 10:46:55 AM
Quote from: Dr. Blackheart on January 07, 2024, 09:55:19 AM
Megan Duffy
You know it, been saying!
Title: Re: Next Coach
Post by: #UnleashSean on January 07, 2024, 11:28:23 AM
I think muggzy.
Title: Re: Next Coach
Post by: Dr. Blackheart on January 07, 2024, 11:40:54 AM
Quote from: Newsdreams on January 07, 2024, 10:46:55 AM
You know it, been saying!

Right on, sister!
Title: Re: Next Coach
Post by: tower912 on January 07, 2024, 11:43:37 AM
Quote from: #UnleashSean on January 07, 2024, 11:28:23 AM
I think muggzy.
I change my vote.  ^^^^^^^
Title: Re: Next Coach
Post by: MUDPT on January 07, 2024, 11:55:12 AM
Tony Bennett would kill at MU.
Title: Re: Next Coach
Post by: Juan Anderson's Mixtape on January 07, 2024, 12:08:00 PM
Quote from: MUDPT on January 07, 2024, 11:55:12 AM
Tony Bennett would kill at MU.

Going from Shaka to Tony Bennett would be Night and Day.
Title: Re: Next Coach
Post by: ATL MU Warrior on January 07, 2024, 12:32:32 PM
Quote from: MUDPT on January 07, 2024, 11:55:12 AM
Tony Bennett would kill at MU.
This belongs in the thread about what would cause me to lose my fandom.
Title: Re: Next Coach
Post by: Jay Bee on January 07, 2024, 01:17:13 PM
We're way too focused on education. Having a team GPA of 3.4 shows we're wasting too much time in the books and not on the hardwood. Stay eligible, but anything more is just hurting the basketball product. Priorities.
Title: Re: Next Coach
Post by: tower912 on January 07, 2024, 01:17:36 PM
Bravo.
Title: Re: Next Coach
Post by: Uncle Rico on January 07, 2024, 01:18:39 PM
Quote from: Jay Bee on January 07, 2024, 01:17:13 PM
We're way too focused on education. Having a team GPA of 3.4 shows we're wasting too much time in the books and not on the hardwood. Stay eligible, but anything more is just hurting the basketball product. Priorities.

Agree 100%.  Kids aren't here for an education but to win games for me
Title: Re: Next Coach
Post by: panda on January 07, 2024, 01:20:01 PM
Quote from: Jay Bee on January 07, 2024, 01:17:13 PM
We're way too focused on education. Having a team GPA of 3.4 shows we're wasting too much time in the books and not on the hardwood. Stay eligible, but anything more is just hurting the basketball product. Priorities.

Stevie would sure be shooting better that's for sure. How many 3.4 gpa's did buzz teams have
Title: Re: Next Coach
Post by: Dr. Blackheart on January 07, 2024, 01:53:37 PM
Quote from: panda on January 07, 2024, 01:20:01 PM
Stevie would sure be shooting better that's for sure. How many 3.4 gpa's did buzz teams have

Fro
Title: Re: Next Coach
Post by: wisblue on January 07, 2024, 02:10:23 PM
Quote from: Uncle Rico on January 07, 2024, 08:14:24 AM
I'm being serious.  Please refrain from derailing this impotent thread

This is an impotent thread.
Title: Re: Next Coach
Post by: tower912 on January 07, 2024, 02:16:57 PM
That's the joke.
Title: Re: Next Coach
Post by: Scoop Snoop on January 07, 2024, 02:24:39 PM
Quote from: wisblue on January 07, 2024, 02:10:23 PM
This is an impotent thread.

Let's hope our team can rise to the occasion from here on.
Title: Re: Next Coach
Post by: duanewade on January 07, 2024, 02:30:19 PM
I have to admit it's flattering that the board realizes the spot-on/brilliant insights from my posts would also translate into me being a top coaching prospect! 🙏🕺

I have no doubt I would lead us to the promise land if chosen to takeover our program. ☝️

My motto would be "Make Marquette Great Again!" 👏☝️👏☝️👏☝️

Title: Re: Next Coach
Post by: Scoop Snoop on January 07, 2024, 02:58:39 PM
Quote from: duanewade on January 07, 2024, 02:30:19 PM
I have to admit it's flattering that the board realizes the spot-on/brilliant insights from my posts would also translate into me being a top coaching prospect! 🙏🕺

I have no doubt I would lead us to the promise land if chosen to takeover our program. ☝️

My motto would be "Make Marquette Great Again!" 👏☝️👏☝️👏☝️

Those who vote for you will storm the court every time we win.
Title: Re: Next Coach
Post by: Jay Bee on January 07, 2024, 04:33:28 PM
It's been nice not having to do so many SOTG determinations!!
Title: Re: Next Coach
Post by: panda on January 07, 2024, 04:46:27 PM
Quote from: Jay Bee on January 07, 2024, 04:33:28 PM
It's been nice not having to do so many SOTG determinations!!

Need to bring back dud of the game
Title: Re: Next Coach
Post by: Johnny B on January 07, 2024, 04:59:57 PM
⛄️
Title: Re: Next Coach
Post by: NCMUFan on January 07, 2024, 06:53:58 PM
Patrick Ewing.
Title: Re: Next Coach
Post by: BLWarrior91 on January 07, 2024, 08:04:07 PM
Would Stubblefield pull a Cooley and leave DePaul for Marquette?
Title: Re: Next Coach
Post by: tower912 on January 07, 2024, 08:05:58 PM
Quote from: BLWarrior91 on January 07, 2024, 08:04:07 PM
Would Stubblefield pull a Cooley and leave DePaul for Marquette?
Whoa.   Mind....bluen....
Title: Re: Next Coach
Post by: rocky_warrior on January 07, 2024, 08:08:15 PM
My sources say Marquette has already hired Joe Chapman.  Shaka and Maya are already packing their bags.
Title: Re: Next Coach
Post by: Viper on January 07, 2024, 08:09:40 PM
Quote from: panda on January 07, 2024, 01:20:01 PM
Stevie would sure be shooting better that's for sure. How many 3.4 gpa's did buzz teams have
Buzz? None. That's why he went E8.
Someone have Jay Wright's #?
Title: Re: Next Coach
Post by: Hards Alumni on January 08, 2024, 09:00:54 AM
Why isn't Pat Riley on the list?
Title: Re: Next Coach
Post by: Skatastrophy on January 08, 2024, 09:11:52 AM
Quote from: Hards Alumni on January 08, 2024, 09:00:54 AM
Why isn't Pat Riley on the list?

Riley is washed, we want Spo
Title: Re: Next Coach
Post by: Newsdreams on January 08, 2024, 01:03:12 PM
Quote from: Skatastrophy on January 08, 2024, 09:11:52 AM
Riley is washed, we want Spo
And you know Riley will be behind MU bench texting him.
Title: Re: Next Coach
Post by: lurch91 on January 08, 2024, 01:33:30 PM
Who are we to talk about changing coach, the LV Raiders?  Lots of season left.
Title: Re: Next Coach
Post by: Hards Alumni on January 08, 2024, 01:33:46 PM
Quote from: Newsdreams on January 08, 2024, 01:03:12 PM
And you know Riley will be behind MU bench texting him.

Yeah, its really a two for the price of one thing.  I wonder if we can get Wade to play as a walk on next year or have him pay his own way since he's loaded.

Could be a title contender.
Title: Re: Next Coach
Post by: Newsdreams on January 08, 2024, 04:42:48 PM
Quote from: Hards Alumni on January 08, 2024, 01:33:46 PM
Yeah, its really a two for the price of one thing.  I wonder if we can get Wade to play as a walk on next year or have him pay his own way since he's loaded.

Could be a title contender.
Wade left early, I believe he still has 2 years of eligibility left.
Title: Re: Next Coach
Post by: Hards Alumni on January 08, 2024, 05:28:09 PM
Quote from: Newsdreams on January 08, 2024, 04:42:48 PM
Wade left early, I believe he still has 2 years of eligibility left.

Perfect, do you think he'd be willing to bring along say, Chris Bosh as a grad transfer?
Title: Re: Next Coach
Post by: Dr. Blackheart on January 08, 2024, 05:32:50 PM
Quote from: Newsdreams on January 08, 2024, 04:42:48 PM
Wade left early, I believe he still has 2 years of eligibility left.

Can't shoot!
Title: Re: Next Coach
Post by: Newsdreams on January 08, 2024, 08:20:10 PM
Quote from: Dr. Blackheart on January 08, 2024, 05:32:50 PM
Can't shoot!
Need JB analysis
Title: Re: Next Coach
Post by: Newsdreams on January 08, 2024, 08:21:21 PM
Quote from: Hards Alumni on January 08, 2024, 05:28:09 PM
Perfect, do you think he'd be willing to bring along say, Chris Bosh as a grad transfer?
I think he can get JFB to comeback
Title: Re: Next Coach
Post by: Skatastrophy on January 10, 2024, 10:00:23 AM
Ok Spo just signed an extension with the Heat so he's off the table. No problem next man up, eh?
Title: Re: Next Coach
Post by: The Sultan on January 10, 2024, 10:10:32 AM
Quote from: Skatastrophy on January 10, 2024, 10:00:23 AM
Ok Spo just signed an extension with the Heat so he's off the table. No problem next man up, eh?

What's the buy-out? I'm sure Duane Wadde could cover it.
Title: Re: Next Coach
Post by: muwarrior97 on January 10, 2024, 10:30:07 AM
I'd like to go with this Shaka guy BUT if I can't have that give me my fave Basketball Coach of all-time........Coach Ken Reeves  8-)
Title: Re: Next Coach
Post by: tower912 on January 10, 2024, 10:35:32 AM
Norman Dale kicks his butt.
Title: Re: Next Coach
Post by: Scoop Snoop on January 10, 2024, 11:46:42 AM
Bill Raferty coached at Seton Hall. Why should Pitino be the only old guy coaching in the BE? Raf would get those puppies organized.
Title: Re: Next Coach
Post by: Newsdreams on January 10, 2024, 01:53:25 PM
Quote from: Skatastrophy on January 10, 2024, 10:00:23 AM
Ok Spo just signed an extension with the Heat so he's off the table. No problem next man up, eh?
Heat really stepped up once Wade told them what the Scoop plan was.
Title: Re: Next Coach
Post by: NCMUFan on January 10, 2024, 03:58:54 PM
Quote from: Scoop Snoop on January 10, 2024, 11:46:42 AM
Bill Raferty coached at Seton Hall. Why should Pitino be the only old guy coaching in the BE? Raf would get those puppies organized.
It would be "Big Time!"
Title: Re: Next Coach
Post by: BLWarrior91 on January 10, 2024, 05:12:56 PM
Send it in, medium sized fella!
Title: Re: Next Coach
Post by: Juan Anderson's Mixtape on January 10, 2024, 05:35:07 PM
Nick Saban is suddenly available.
Title: Re: Next Coach
Post by: Newsdreams on January 10, 2024, 05:39:44 PM
Quote from: Juan Anderson's Mixtape on January 10, 2024, 05:35:07 PM
Nick Saban is suddenly available.
Quitter / loser
Title: Re: Next Coach
Post by: Juan Anderson's Mixtape on January 10, 2024, 07:03:00 PM
Quote from: Newsdreams on January 10, 2024, 05:39:44 PM
Quitter / loser

Saban has more wins against Wisconsin than Shaka does.
Title: Re: Next Coach
Post by: Newsdreams on January 10, 2024, 10:14:28 PM
Quote from: Juan Anderson's Mixtape on January 10, 2024, 07:03:00 PM
Saban has more wins against Wisconsin than Shaka does.
But hasn't quit
Title: Re: Next Coach
Post by: Uncle Rico on February 20, 2024, 04:19:57 PM
Need to bump this since some think the program has plateaued under Shaka.
Title: Re: Next Coach
Post by: GoFastAndWin on February 20, 2024, 04:37:08 PM
Quote from: Uncle Rico on February 20, 2024, 04:19:57 PM
Need to bump this since some think the program has plateaued under Shaka.

🤣
Rico, I must admit that about 70% of the time I laugh uncontrollably at some of your sarcastic takes. 30% I cringe at, not bc they aren't funny, or that I think Shaka and co don't understand sarcasm. He's a magna cum laude graduate, so I don't worry about that.

Honestly, and this is a fact I love: Shaka and his staff don't have the TIME to follow this board of, to quote the Untucked 30/30, "cast-offs, mavericks, misfits"  and I really fear someone up high might just quickly read a headline topic and take you (or God forbid, the Scoop consensus) seriously enough to question what the hell they're doing working here! 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

So can we just let this thread die? Please?! 😆
Title: Re: Next Coach
Post by: BrewCity83 on February 20, 2024, 04:40:35 PM
If the program has plateaued under Shaka, and we can expect national AP rankings between 3 and 8 every season, I'll sign up for that and take my chances in the NCAAs.  Forever. 

#MarquetteBlueBlood
Title: Re: Next Coach
Post by: Newsdreams on February 20, 2024, 05:34:22 PM
Quote from: BrewCity83 on February 20, 2024, 04:40:35 PM
If the program has plateaued under Shaka, and we can expect national AP rankings between 3 and 8 every season, I'll sign up for that and take my chances in the NCAAs.  Forever. 

#MarquetteBlueBlood
COLE
Title: Re: Next Coach
Post by: Viper on February 20, 2024, 06:43:07 PM
Quote from: Newsdreams on February 20, 2024, 05:34:22 PM
COLE
as you know, I'm lost. So, I have to ask. What does COLE mean, exactly?
Title: Re: Next Coach
Post by: tower912 on February 20, 2024, 06:47:44 PM
Cult
Of
Low
Expectations
Title: Re: Next Coach
Post by: Dickthedribbler on February 20, 2024, 08:28:16 PM
Quote from: tower912 on February 20, 2024, 06:47:44 PM
Cult
Of
Low
Expectations

Also used to describe my college dating experience.
Title: Re: Next Coach
Post by: Viper on February 20, 2024, 09:24:57 PM
Quote from: tower912 on February 20, 2024, 06:47:44 PM
Cult
Of
Low
Expectations
thanks, Tower
Title: Re: Next Coach
Post by: Balrogs on February 21, 2024, 08:47:42 PM
With UCONN's season a colossal failure and loss after a blowout at Creighton where he threatened to knock out a student, I hear that Dan Hurley is now available.
Title: Re: Next Coach
Post by: Daniel on February 21, 2024, 08:56:18 PM
I'm thinking this guy called Shaka.  Not sure but he could be good. 
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