Living out his dream
https://nypost.com/2023/07/28/toco-the-human-border-collie-steps-out-for-first-ever-walk-in-public/
Quote from: Herman Cain on July 30, 2023, 02:00:03 PM
Living out his dream
https://nypost.com/2023/07/28/toco-the-human-border-collie-steps-out-for-first-ever-walk-in-public/
Uhh....wtf?
$14,000 goes a long way in therapy.
Well, at least he didn't feel like a woman and chop off his Gerkie, hey?
From the article:
"I rarely tell my friends because I am afraid they will think I'm weird, " he said in .........
NAW, no way dude.
Quote from: 4everwarriors on July 30, 2023, 02:59:13 PM
Well, at least he didn't feel like a woman and chop off his Gerkie, hey?
4ever talks about dicks again. Take a drink
Quote from: 4everwarriors on July 30, 2023, 02:59:13 PM
Well, at least he didn't feel like a woman and chop off his Gerkie, hey?
How do you know? Maybe he's been multiple genders and animals?
Quote from: ZaLiN on July 30, 2023, 04:00:57 PM
4ever talks about dicks again. Take a drink
Who's ahead in the contest? 4ever or JB?
At least that collie gets outside to touch/pee on grass, unlike some of you basement dwellers.
How am I supposed to talk to my kids about this
I accidentally turned myself into a cul-de-sac.
Quote from: tower912 on July 30, 2023, 05:35:29 PM
I accidentally turned myself into a cul-de-sac.
And accidentally won the republican nomination for your congressional seat
Quote from: GB Warrior on July 30, 2023, 05:32:42 PM
How am I supposed to talk to my kids about this
There's nothing you can say with this one.
Quote from: GB Warrior on July 30, 2023, 05:32:42 PM
How am I supposed to talk to my kids about this
"So, most furies spend $5k on colorful aspirational fursuits. This person, for some reason, wanted to cosplay a literal collie.
Always remember kids: You can yiff someone in a fursuit, but having relations with actual animals is illegal"
Quote from: Skatastrophy on July 30, 2023, 06:33:14 PM
"So, most furies spend $5k on colorful aspirational fursuits. This person, for some reason, wanted to cosplay a literal collie.
Always remember kids: You can yiff someone in a fursuit, but having relations with actual animals is illegal"
Idk slippery slope
Cheesehead congressman turns into a raging lunatic. Do you need a litter box for that?
I know it's kind of beside the point when we're looking at that level of crazy, but that is not a border collie. If he asked for a border collie costume, he deserves a refund.
Quote from: StillAWarrior on July 30, 2023, 09:49:54 PM
I know it's kind of beside the point when we're looking at that level of crazy, but that is not a border collie. If he asked for a border collie costume, he deserves a refund.
LOL! You're exactly right! I was so disturbed that I completely missed this obvious error in the title of the thread.
Family accepting of his initiative https://nypost.com/2023/08/12/man-who-spent-14k-on-collie-suit-doesnt-want-to-be-a-dog/
Well, he self-identified.
Where are we going next?
Bow Wow, Aarf Aarf, Grrrr, Woof Woof.
Quote from: ZaLiN on July 30, 2023, 04:00:57 PM
4ever talks about dicks again. Take a drink
i didn't see him mention you or jock breath in his post...no drink
I would have opted to be a yellow lab. But that's just me.
Quote from: rocket surgeon on August 14, 2023, 08:13:52 PM
i didn't see him mention you or jock breath in his post...no drink
Serious question. What sort of feelings or trauma are you repressing to where you have regressed to the mental posting acuity of an edge lord 4th grader?
Quote from: ZaLiN on August 14, 2023, 10:48:20 PM
Serious question. What sort of feelings or trauma are you repressing to where you have regressed to the mental posting acuity of an edge lord 4th grader?
Who da fuq is dis guy? ^^^^^
Quote from: ZiggysFryBoy on August 15, 2023, 08:02:51 PM
Who da fuq is dis guy? ^^^^^
he seemed to struggle getting his thoughts together...i think he meant posting with the mental acuity of...edge lord?? 4th grader? is that kinda like a lying dog faced horse pony? edge lord sounds like something outta the movie "on golden blond" or "dr do mealittle"
well that's what some of my friends have told me anyway
no post is complete without the ole, makes me embarrassed to admit i went to the same school thingy
Quote from: rocket surgeon on August 15, 2023, 08:11:28 PM
no post is complete without the ole, makes me embarrassed to admit i went to the same school thingy
You finally know what it feels like for the rest of Scoop anytime you post.
Quote from: rocket surgeon on August 15, 2023, 08:11:28 PM
he seemed to struggle getting his thoughts together...i think he meant posting with the mental acuity of...edge lord?? 4th grader? is that kinda like a lying dog faced horse pony? edge lord sounds like something outta the movie "on golden blond" or "dr do mealittle"
well that's what some of my friends have told me anyway
no post is complete without the ole, makes me embarrassed to admit i went to the same school thingy
The ole nitrous hose is leaking again huh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYRvHNg1wSg
AKC Judges gives The Collie the thumbs down
https://nypost.com/2023/08/05/man-who-spent-14k-to-be-a-collie-is-no-show-dog-akc-judges/amp/
https://nypost.com/2024/03/05/lifestyle/toco-the-human-collie-still-struggling-with-agility-training/amp/
This was fun to revisit. Thank you Herman