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Title: Irish Rooster kills Man
Post by: Herman Cain on February 20, 2023, 05:46:05 PM: Irish rooster with a violent past kills man with attack to the back of his leg, court says

https://www.foxnews.com/world/irish-rooster-violent-past-kills-man-attack-back-leg-court
Title: Re: Irish Rooster kills Man
Post by: ZiggysFryBoy on February 20, 2023, 06:09:05 PM: Guess that cock didn't have the Irish curse, aina?
Title: Re: Irish Rooster kills Man
Post by: Dickthedribbler on February 20, 2023, 06:17:50 PM: Quote from: ZiggysFryBoy on February 20, 2023, 06:09:05 PM
Guess that cock didn't have the Irish curse, aina?

;D ;D
Title: Re: Irish Rooster kills Man
Post by: StillAWarrior on February 21, 2023, 07:52:34 AM: This will make Muggsy's day.
Title: Re: Irish Rooster kills Man
Post by: MuggsyB on February 21, 2023, 10:43:38 AM: Quote from: StillAWarrior on February 21, 2023, 07:52:34 AM
This will make Muggsy's day.

Apparently the rooster was upset about something.
Title: Re: Irish Rooster kills Man
Post by: JWags85 on February 21, 2023, 10:52:27 AM: Avoiding any of the tired Fox News tropes, this is one of the most incredible news articles Ive read in a long time.

-"Violent past"
-stock photo of an angry looking rooster
-rooster somehow punctures his femoral artery in his calf
-softly mutters "rooster" when dying like "Rosebud" in Citizen Kane
-Daughter saying there should be blood cleanup support for animal inflected death situations

Its like an Onion piece...except the Irish Examiner is a 180 year old newspaper
Title: Re: Irish Rooster kills Man
Post by: tower912 on February 21, 2023, 10:58:14 AM: Easy and obvious joke is that the guy had it coming due to previous interactions with the rooster. Battered rooster syndrome.
Title: Re: Irish Rooster kills Man
Post by: ZiggysFryBoy on February 21, 2023, 11:40:43 AM: Quote from: tower912 on February 21, 2023, 10:58:14 AM
Easy and obvious joke is that the guy had it coming due to previous interactions with the rooster. Battered rooster syndrome.

Tsmith suffers from battered cock syndrome.

But it's self inflicted on his wee, wee, wee weewee.
Title: Re: Irish Rooster kills Man
Post by: MU Fan in Connecticut on February 21, 2023, 03:16:10 PM: Alice in Chains

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAE6Il6OTcs
Title: Re: Irish Rooster kills Man
Post by: lawdog77 on February 21, 2023, 03:38:28 PM: Had a few too many of these, where I wish I was dead the next morning

https://www.thespruceeats.com/rooster-cocktail-recipe-761492 (https://www.thespruceeats.com/rooster-cocktail-recipe-761492)
Title: Re: Irish Rooster kills Man
Post by: JWags85 on February 21, 2023, 04:18:13 PM: Quote from: lawdog77 on February 21, 2023, 03:38:28 PM
"I wish I was dead the next morning"

Thats the motto of any beverage containing cinnamon schnapps
Title: Re: Irish Rooster kills Man
Post by: pbiflyer on February 21, 2023, 06:11:27 PM: Quote from: tower912 on February 21, 2023, 10:58:14 AM
Easy and obvious joke is that the guy had it coming due to previous interactions with the rooster. Battered rooster syndrome.

Mmmmm, battered rooster. Delicious.
Title: Re: Irish Rooster kills Man
Post by: NCMUFan on February 22, 2023, 07:15:12 PM: Never turn your back on a rooster.
Getting flogged is never fun.
Innate in them to want to do it.
Some meaner than others.
Equivalent to pounding a nail in your calf.
Title: Re: Irish Rooster kills Man
Post by: Dickthedribbler on February 22, 2023, 08:02:39 PM: Quote from: pbiflyer on February 21, 2023, 06:11:27 PM
Mmmmm, battered rooster. Delicious.

Tastes a bit like Spotted Owl. Or California Condor.
Title: Re: Irish Rooster kills Man
Post by: The Hippie Satan of Hyperbole on February 22, 2023, 08:35:35 PM: Quote from: NCMUFan on February 22, 2023, 07:15:12 PM
Never turn your back on a rooster.
Getting flogged is never fun.
Innate in them to want to do it.
Some meaner than others.
Equivalent to pounding a nail in your calf.

This haiku's terrible.
Title: Re: Irish Rooster kills Man
Post by: NCMUFan on February 23, 2023, 10:40:21 AM: Thank you for the warm compliment considering I wasn't trying to write a haiku.