Irish rooster with a violent past kills man with attack to the back of his leg, court says
https://www.foxnews.com/world/irish-rooster-violent-past-kills-man-attack-back-leg-court
Guess that cock didn't have the Irish curse, aina?
This will make Muggsy's day.
Quote from: StillAWarrior on February 21, 2023, 07:52:34 AM
This will make Muggsy's day.
Apparently the rooster was upset about something.
Avoiding any of the tired Fox News tropes, this is one of the most incredible news articles Ive read in a long time.
-"Violent past"
-stock photo of an angry looking rooster
-rooster somehow punctures his femoral artery in his calf
-softly mutters "rooster" when dying like "Rosebud" in Citizen Kane
-Daughter saying there should be blood cleanup support for animal inflected death situations
Its like an Onion piece...except the Irish Examiner is a 180 year old newspaper
Easy and obvious joke is that the guy had it coming due to previous interactions with the rooster. Battered rooster syndrome.
Quote from: tower912 on February 21, 2023, 10:58:14 AM
Easy and obvious joke is that the guy had it coming due to previous interactions with the rooster. Battered rooster syndrome.
Tsmith suffers from battered cock syndrome.
But it's self inflicted on his wee, wee, wee weewee.
Alice in Chains
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAE6Il6OTcs
Had a few too many of these, where I wish I was dead the next morning
https://www.thespruceeats.com/rooster-cocktail-recipe-761492 (https://www.thespruceeats.com/rooster-cocktail-recipe-761492)
Quote from: lawdog77 on February 21, 2023, 03:38:28 PM
"I wish I was dead the next morning"
Thats the motto of any beverage containing cinnamon schnapps
Quote from: tower912 on February 21, 2023, 10:58:14 AM
Easy and obvious joke is that the guy had it coming due to previous interactions with the rooster. Battered rooster syndrome.
Mmmmm, battered rooster. Delicious.
Never turn your back on a rooster.
Getting flogged is never fun.
Innate in them to want to do it.
Some meaner than others.
Equivalent to pounding a nail in your calf.
Quote from: pbiflyer on February 21, 2023, 06:11:27 PM
Mmmmm, battered rooster. Delicious.
Tastes a bit like Spotted Owl. Or California Condor.
Quote from: NCMUFan on February 22, 2023, 07:15:12 PM
Never turn your back on a rooster.
Getting flogged is never fun.
Innate in them to want to do it.
Some meaner than others.
Equivalent to pounding a nail in your calf.
This haiku's terrible.
Thank you for the warm compliment considering I wasn't trying to write a haiku.