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MUScoop => Hangin' at the Al => Topic started by: MuggsyB on March 19, 2021, 02:01:42 PM

Title: New Coach/Era Haikus?
Post by: MuggsyB on March 19, 2021, 02:01:42 PM


Hammer has been dropped,

Marquette nation has spoken,

Badass days ahead.

 

   



     

   

   

Title: Re: New Coach/Era Haikus?
Post by: Mr. Wonderful on March 19, 2021, 02:04:01 PM
Rick Pitino here,

No Italian food needed,

I want the Bratwurst
Title: Re: New Coach/Era Haikus?
Post by: hairy worthen on March 19, 2021, 02:06:33 PM
Where the hell is Keefe when we need him.
Title: Re: New Coach/Era Haikus?
Post by: TAMU, Knower of Ball on March 19, 2021, 03:48:22 PM
Quote from: MuggsyB on March 19, 2021, 02:01:42 PM

Hammer has been dropped,

Marquette nation has spoken,

Badass days ahead.

 

   



     

   

   

Quote from: TAMU Eagle on March 18, 2021, 12:32:12 AM
Majerus student
Sis Jean prayers not enough
Left out in the cold

One is a menace
Whose Line Is It Anyway?
A Castle's front door

Rushmore is superb
Zion is even more grand
Lake Michigan next?
Title: Re: New Coach/Era Haikus?
Post by: MuggsyB on March 19, 2021, 04:43:55 PM
Wait a min... The first one isn't a haiku.

Still overall a good effort.  :)
Title: Re: New Coach/Era Haikus?
Post by: Johnny B on March 19, 2021, 04:49:55 PM
somone reads alot of boneyard posts
Title: Re: New Coach/Era Haikus?
Post by: Johnny B on March 19, 2021, 04:51:22 PM
once giant now broken
a spinning compass
redemption in question
Title: Re: New Coach/Era Haikus?
Post by: Afroman on March 19, 2021, 05:01:21 PM
Dear God. Why foul, Woj?
"I thought we were down by two"
Score was tied, you dope
Title: Re: New Coach/Era Haikus?
Post by: MuggsyB on March 19, 2021, 05:44:00 PM
Quote from: Afroman on March 19, 2021, 05:01:21 PM
Dear God. Why foul, Woj?
"I thought we were down by two"
Score was tied, you dope

Ha!!

Well done A-man!!
Title: Re: New Coach/Era Haikus?
Post by: WellsstreetWanderer on March 19, 2021, 08:31:15 PM




        An desk lies abandoned
        St. George announces
        Arbys coming soon
Title: Re: New Coach/Era Haikus?
Post by: Porky's Butthole on March 19, 2021, 09:36:43 PM
Wojo's Butthole Canned
Kudos to Scholl and Lovell
Hear Pitino Out
Title: Re: New Coach/Era Haikus?
Post by: Steve Buscemi on March 19, 2021, 09:45:46 PM
Pitino prowls Wells
Postgame at Angelos Bar
Will the tables hold?

We'll make final four
Surely by year four or five
With Rick at the helm

Sauce on his fingers
Grease throughout his slicked back hair
The man likes Blos za.
Title: Re: New Coach/Era Haikus?
Post by: GOO on March 19, 2021, 09:57:05 PM
Quote from: Steve Buscemi on March 19, 2021, 09:45:46 PM
Pitino prowls Wells
Postgame at Angelos Bar
Will the tables hold?

We'll make final four
Surely by year four or five
With Rick at the helm

Sauce on his fingers
Grease throughout his slicked back hair
The man likes Blos za.

My, that is great stuff. Made me laugh! 
Title: Re: New Coach/Era Haikus?
Post by: MU Fan in Connecticut on March 20, 2021, 05:01:16 PM
Projo or nojo
Marquette moves on from Wojo
Who is the next coach
Title: Re: New Coach/Era Haikus?
Post by: connie on March 20, 2021, 05:51:41 PM
Used cars, Hillbillys
Stale white bread-never toasted
Hit for the fences.
Title: Re: New Coach/Era Haikus?
Post by: TVDirector on March 20, 2021, 07:34:13 PM
Fifteen mill budget
Hoops the only game in town
Whoa the stench of yeast
Title: Re: New Coach/Era Haikus?
Post by: naginiF on March 21, 2021, 09:03:56 AM
Scoop can't handle booze
Saturday night too salty
Level heads return?
Title: Re: New Coach/Era Haikus?
Post by: Miss Katie’s on March 21, 2021, 09:15:36 AM
Wojo gone at last
Word swirling on new options
Flight tracker ready?
Title: Re: New Coach/Era Haikus?
Post by: MuggsyB on March 21, 2021, 11:16:58 PM
Quote from: Miss Katie's on March 21, 2021, 09:15:36 AM
Wojo gone at last
Word swirling on new options
Flight tracker ready?

Very well done Ms.K!
Title: Re: New Coach/Era Haikus?
Post by: StillAWarrior on March 22, 2021, 07:24:26 AM
Moser, Smith, or Smart?
Gates, Beilein, or Pitino?
Who revives Marquette?
Title: Re: New Coach/Era Haikus?
Post by: keefe on March 25, 2021, 12:25:09 AM
another done deal
the irritated white boy
fake news once again
Title: Re: New Coach/Era Haikus?
Post by: ZiggysFryBoy on March 25, 2021, 12:26:35 AM
Quote from: Afroman on March 19, 2021, 05:01:21 PM
Dear God. Why foul, Woj?
"I thought we were down by two"
Score was tied, you dope

Lock the thread.
Title: Re: New Coach/Era Haikus?
Post by: Lennys Tap on March 25, 2021, 07:44:02 AM
Nojos proven right
Mediocrity ended
Anybody but Crean
Title: Re: New Coach/Era Haikus?
Post by: Hards Alumni on March 25, 2021, 07:51:19 AM
New coach better win soon
Tournament all that matters
Seven years too long
Title: Re: New Coach/Era Haikus?
Post by: StillAWarrior on March 25, 2021, 07:59:57 AM
Quote from: Lennys Tap on March 25, 2021, 07:44:02 AM
Nojos proven right
Mediocrity ended
Anybody Anyone but Crean

Quote from: Hards_Alumni on March 25, 2021, 07:51:19 AM
New coach better must win soon
Tournament all that matters
Seven years too long

Seriously, people...it's not that hard.
Title: Re: New Coach/Era Haikus?
Post by: Lennys Tap on March 25, 2021, 08:06:29 AM
Quote from: StillAWarrior on March 25, 2021, 07:59:57 AM
Seriously, people...it's not that hard.

My bad

Search nearly over
Just one qualification
Always know the score
Title: Re: New Coach/Era Haikus?
Post by: Hards Alumni on March 25, 2021, 08:07:08 AM
Quote from: StillAWarrior on March 25, 2021, 07:59:57 AM
Seriously, people...it's not that hard.

Appreciate the grammar lesson, but you wrecked Lenny's haiku!
Title: Re: New Coach/Era Haikus?
Post by: brewcity77 on March 25, 2021, 08:55:30 AM
Quote from: Hards_Alumni on March 25, 2021, 08:07:08 AM
Appreciate the grammar lesson, but you wrecked Lenny's haiku!

By changing the last line from 6 to 5 syllables?
Title: Re: New Coach/Era Haikus?
Post by: Hards Alumni on March 25, 2021, 08:56:39 AM
Quote from: brewcity77 on March 25, 2021, 08:55:30 AM
By changing the last line from 6 to 5 syllables?

Sorry, counting is hard.
Title: Re: New Coach/Era Haikus?
Post by: mikekinsellaMVP on March 25, 2021, 08:57:15 AM
After Wonder Bread
Personality returns?
Don't forget to flush.
Title: Re: New Coach/Era Haikus?
Post by: hairy worthen on March 25, 2021, 09:00:43 AM
Does Scholl have his man?
Hope (and change) springs eternal
A fib will lead us
Title: Re: New Coach/Era Haikus?
Post by: TAMU, Knower of Ball on March 25, 2021, 09:42:36 AM
Fleeing the burnt orange
A cheesehead makes his return
Gets his second chance
Title: Re: New Coach/Era Haikus?
Post by: MuggsyB on March 25, 2021, 09:46:46 AM
Quote from: TAMU Eagle on March 25, 2021, 09:42:36 AM
Fleeing the burnt orange
A cheesehead makes his return
Gets his second chance

Not bad TAMU.
Title: Re: New Coach/Era Haikus?
Post by: StillAWarrior on March 25, 2021, 09:47:16 AM
Quote from: TAMU Eagle on March 25, 2021, 09:42:36 AM
Fleeing the burnt orange
A cheesehead makes his return
Gets his second chance

I really hope not.
Moser may sink or may swim.
Smart already sank.
Title: Re: New Coach/Era Haikus?
Post by: drewm88 on March 25, 2021, 10:09:05 AM
Porter or Shaka
or Cleveland State's coach? All good
As long as we win
Title: Re: New Coach/Era Haikus?
Post by: TAMU, Knower of Ball on March 25, 2021, 11:28:36 AM
Moser is Scoop's pick
But is he the admin's guy?
Time will tell for sure
Title: Re: New Coach/Era Haikus?
Post by: PBRme on March 25, 2021, 11:41:59 AM
The next Al McGuire
With NextGen Wade Chones Bo Clones
Brings March Madness Glee
Title: Re: New Coach/Era Haikus?
Post by: Hards Alumni on March 25, 2021, 11:42:25 AM
Quote from: TAMU Eagle on March 25, 2021, 11:28:36 AM
Moser is Scoop's pick
But is he the admin's guy?
Time will tell for sure

Who wins Doc or Bill
Which one Moser or Shaka
We shall see very soon
Title: Re: New Coach/Era Haikus?
Post by: muwarrior69 on March 25, 2021, 11:52:39 AM
Quote from: StillAWarrior on March 22, 2021, 07:24:26 AM
Moser, Smith, or Smart?
Gates, Beilein, or Pitino?
Who revives Marquette?

Moser, Smith, or Smart?
Gates, Beilein, or Pitino?
Scoop Plays Coach Roulette

...apologies to StillAWarrior
Title: Re: New Coach/Era Haikus?
Post by: StillAWarrior on March 25, 2021, 11:59:24 AM
Quote from: muwarrior69 on March 25, 2021, 11:52:39 AM
Moser, Smith, or Smart?
Gates, Beilein, or Pitino?
Scoop Plays Coach Roulette

...apologies to StillAWarrior

None needed. I like yours better.
Title: Re: New Coach/Era Haikus?
Post by: GooooMarquette on March 25, 2021, 12:21:56 PM
Fanbase aiming high
Not clear who the bigwigs want
Time to write a blog
Title: Re: New Coach/Era Haikus?
Post by: Afroman on March 26, 2021, 08:06:41 AM
Coach Porter Moser
a Majerus disciple
Ring Out Ahoya!
Title: Re: New Coach/Era Haikus?
Post by: Miss Katie’s on March 26, 2021, 10:55:32 AM
Smart move for Marquette
Time to welcome our future
Done deal part two, hey?
Title: Re: New Coach/Era Haikus?
Post by: MU Fan in Connecticut on March 26, 2021, 10:59:06 AM
Shaka Smart it is
Havoc reins in Milwaukee
Done Deal is complete
Title: Re: New Coach/Era Haikus?
Post by: StillAWarrior on March 26, 2021, 12:36:09 PM
Wasn't my first choice.
But I'm completely on board!
Now, let's kick some ass!
Title: Re: New Coach/Era Haikus?
Post by: StillAWarrior on March 26, 2021, 12:53:24 PM
When does Madness start?
Marquette pushed its chips all in.
I can't f*ing wait!
Title: Re: New Coach/Era Haikus?
Post by: WildBill77RT on March 26, 2021, 01:23:23 PM
Gonna wreak havoc
On Big East competition
Boom-SHAKA-laka
Title: Re: New Coach/Era Haikus?
Post by: Spaniel with a Short Tail on March 27, 2021, 08:54:43 AM
Did something happen?
Swamped by threads and posts to read.
Family begone!
Title: Re: New Coach/Era Haikus?
Post by: barfolomew on March 27, 2021, 09:06:47 AM
Burnt orange sun sets low,
Golden sunrise looms. Moral?
Don't listen to wife.
Title: Re: New Coach/Era Haikus?
Post by: Daniel on March 27, 2021, 09:09:00 AM
A new era springs
Shock it's -Shaka yes
Marquette is back-a
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