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MUScoop => The Superbar => Topic started by: MU82 on September 13, 2019, 11:20:34 AM

Title: Ouch!
Post by: MU82 on September 13, 2019, 11:20:34 AM

https://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/state/north-carolina/article234926002.html?

Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: StillAWarrior on September 13, 2019, 11:36:45 AM

Quote from: MU82 on September 13, 2019, 11:20:34 AM

https://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/state/north-carolina/article234926002.html?

Indeed.

On a related note, that's a rough 56.

Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: tower912 on September 13, 2019, 11:57:33 AM

Some do it literally, some metaphorically.

Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: MU82 on September 13, 2019, 12:30:42 PM

I wonder how the cops got tipped off.

Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: Dr. Blackheart on September 13, 2019, 02:46:56 PM

Quote from: MU82 on September 13, 2019, 12:30:42 PM

I wonder how the cops got tipped off.

A snip stitch.

Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: MU82 on September 13, 2019, 04:07:52 PM

Ray: Everything was fine until the grid was shut down by d1ckless here.

Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!

Mayor: Is this true?

Peter: Yes sir, it’s true. This man has no d1ck.

Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: Cheeks on September 13, 2019, 10:22:49 PM

I would have cut my own Johnson off if I had to be with that

Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: NorthernDancerColt on September 24, 2019, 10:22:41 AM

Quote from: MU82 on September 13, 2019, 11:20:34 AM

https://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/state/north-carolina/article234926002.html?

“The wife was charged with kidnapping and malicious castration”

As opposed to the lesser charge of “affable, compassionate” castration.

Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: 4everwarriors on September 24, 2019, 10:28:08 AM

Sew watt wuz she gonna due wit his member, hey?

Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: GB Warrior on September 24, 2019, 07:17:52 PM

Quote from: NorthernDancerColt on September 24, 2019, 10:22:41 AM

“The wife was charged with kidnapping and malicious castration”

As opposed to the lesser charge of “affable, compassionate” castration.

Second degree castration

Title: Re: Ouch!
Post by: Galway Eagle on September 24, 2019, 07:49:02 PM

brings new meaning to saying "just the tip"