https://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/state/north-carolina/article234926002.html?
Quote from: MU82 on September 13, 2019, 11:20:34 AM
https://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/state/north-carolina/article234926002.html?
Indeed.
On a related note, that's a rough 56.
Some do it literally, some metaphorically.
I wonder how the cops got tipped off.
Quote from: MU82 on September 13, 2019, 12:30:42 PM
I wonder how the cops got tipped off.
A snip stitch.
Ray: Everything was fine until the grid was shut down by d1ckless here.
Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!
Mayor: Is this true?
Peter: Yes sir, it's true. This man has no d1ck.
I would have cut my own Johnson off if I had to be with that
Quote from: MU82 on September 13, 2019, 11:20:34 AM
https://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/state/north-carolina/article234926002.html?
"The wife was charged with kidnapping and malicious castration"
As opposed to the lesser charge of "affable, compassionate" castration.
Sew watt wuz she gonna due wit his member, hey?
Quote from: NorthernDancerColt on September 24, 2019, 10:22:41 AM
"The wife was charged with kidnapping and malicious castration"
As opposed to the lesser charge of "affable, compassionate" castration.
Second degree castration
brings new meaning to saying "just the tip"