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MUScoop => Hangin' at the Al => Topic started by: jesmu84 on August 02, 2017, 12:17:36 PM

Title: Go Dayton!
Post by: jesmu84 on August 02, 2017, 12:17:36 PM
http://www.barstoolsports.com/barstoolu/dayton-hoops-player-sam-miller-arrested-for-fighting-a-bartender-who-wouldnt-serve-him-promptly-takes-his-pants-off-in-jail-pisses-on-the-floor-starts-a-fight-with-his-cellmate-and-gets-put-in-th

Headline: Dayton Hoops Player Sam Miller Arrested For Fighting A Bartender Who Wouldn't Serve Him, Promptly Takes His Pants Off In Jail, Pisses On The Floor, Starts A Fight With His Cellmate And Gets Put In The Hospital
Title: Re: Go Dayton!
Post by: TSmith34, Inc. on August 02, 2017, 12:42:27 PM
Open up more playing time for Kostas!  Obviously.
Title: Re: Go Dayton!
Post by: Jay Bee on August 02, 2017, 01:16:36 PM
Open up more playing time for Kostas!  Obviously.

Kostas... the nonqualifier who is now overseas with a mystery injury...
Title: Re: Go Dayton!
Post by: GGGG on August 02, 2017, 01:18:20 PM
Kostas... the nonqualifier who is now overseas with a mystery injury...

Mystery?  Didn't he break his tibia when playing for Greece?  Is he still over there?
Title: Re: Go Dayton!
Post by: TAMU, Knower of Ball on August 02, 2017, 01:23:10 PM
Wow, that's a rough weekend. Do you let that kid represent you again if your Dayton?
Title: Re: Go Dayton!
Post by: 🏀 on August 02, 2017, 01:26:10 PM
In Sam Miller's defense, urinating on floors is the norm in Dayton. The only place it is really frowned upon is in a police station. Bad timing, really.



ABD.
Title: Re: Go Dayton!
Post by: GGGG on August 02, 2017, 01:29:11 PM
Wow, that's a rough weekend. Do you let that kid represent you again if your Dayton?


I bet he was over .08.   ;)
Title: Re: Go Dayton!
Post by: Jay Bee on August 02, 2017, 01:40:17 PM
Mystery?  Didn't he break his tibia when playing for Greece?  Is he still over there?

First it was broken tibia. Then it was hyper-extension. Then it was something else. Then it was nothing too bad.

There is no straight answer to what happened that I can find. Quite odd.
Title: Re: Go Dayton!
Post by: GooooMarquette on August 02, 2017, 01:41:00 PM
"Promptly Takes His Pants Off In Jail"

It sounds like he knew what to expect.
Title: Re: Go Dayton!
Post by: GGGG on August 02, 2017, 01:51:23 PM
First it was broken tibia. Then it was hyper-extension. Then it was something else. Then it was nothing too bad.

There is no straight answer to what happened that I can find. Quite odd.


Thanks.  Didn't hear anything but the initial announcement.
Title: Re: Go Dayton!
Post by: jsglow on August 02, 2017, 02:04:47 PM

I bet he was over .08.   ;)

At least jail kept him far away from the TAMU party girls!
Title: Re: Go Dayton!
Post by: GB Warrior on August 02, 2017, 02:12:58 PM
"Promptly Takes His Pants Off In Jail"

It sounds like he knew what to expect.

Eliminate the middleman.
Title: Re: Go Dayton!
Post by: mu03eng on August 02, 2017, 03:42:47 PM
Eliminate the middleman.

Sounds like he wanted to be the middleman.

(http://i.imgur.com/dKuckvs.gif)


Side note, is this better or worse than the Cinncinnati basketball player who punched a police horse in the face 4 times?
Title: Re: Go Dayton!
Post by: Jay Bee on August 02, 2017, 03:50:34 PM

Thanks.  Didn't hear anything but the initial announcement.

It's all a little strange...

https://www.google.com/amp/www.daytondailynews.com/sports/dayton-flyers-antetokounmpo-status-still-unknown/mPpR8GD45lHYCAcl4q2XYO/amp.html

https://twitter.com/draftexpress/status/885200056080449536

Title: Re: Go Dayton!
Post by: Lighthouse 84 on August 02, 2017, 04:14:36 PM
First it was broken tibia. Then it was hyper-extension. Then it was something else. Then it was nothing too bad.

There is no straight answer to what happened that I can find. Quite odd.
Where's MUFNY? He'll set the record straight!  He's in the know, you know....
Title: Re: Go Dayton!
Post by: brewcity77 on August 02, 2017, 04:29:01 PM
Where's MUFNY? He'll set the record straight!  He's in the know, you know....

He's somewhere over the Moon.

(http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2106827/jackiemoon.gif)
Title: Re: Go Dayton!
Post by: TSmith34, Inc. on August 02, 2017, 04:50:52 PM
Kostas... the nonqualifier who is now overseas with a mystery injury...
Exactly
Title: Re: Go Dayton!
Post by: forgetful on August 02, 2017, 05:05:00 PM
Well at least he didn't also punch a police horse.

#huggysbunch
Title: Re: Go Dayton!
Post by: Herman Cain on August 02, 2017, 06:39:00 PM
He's somewhere over the Moon.

(http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2106827/jackiemoon.gif)
Where's MUFNY? He'll set the record straight!  He's in the know, you know....

Here is a link to the twitter of the injury. It's a bit like the zapruder film.

https://twitter.com/Flyer_Faithful/status/884509293474705408

According to the draft express guy who was there when it happened it's a hyper extended knee. Dayton will announce when they get to evaluate him when he comes back from Greece in a couple weeks.
Title: Re: Go Dayton!
Post by: rocket surgeon on August 02, 2017, 07:05:05 PM
"Promptly Takes His Pants Off In Jail"

It sounds like he knew what to expect.

clearly he is in no shape to give consent, so that would be rape then, ehyn'a?
Title: Re: Go Dayton!
Post by: CreanLover on August 02, 2017, 07:30:16 PM
This is a GREAT story!
Title: Re: Go Dayton!
Post by: Dawson Rental on August 02, 2017, 11:32:02 PM
Wow, that's a rough weekend. Do you let that kid represent you again if your Dayton?

Everythings forgivable until the ends up in the hospital part.  Got to be tougher than that.
Title: Re: Go Dayton!
Post by: barfolomew on August 03, 2017, 11:19:45 AM
(http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2106827/jackiemoon.gif)

Where did you find that game footage of Mike Bruesewicz?
Title: Re: Go Dayton!
Post by: MU Fan in Connecticut on August 03, 2017, 10:21:06 PM
ABD
Title: Re: Go Dayton!
Post by: The Equalizer on August 04, 2017, 10:58:54 AM
Sounds like he wanted to be the middleman.

(http://i.imgur.com/dKuckvs.gif)


Side note, is this better or worse than the Cinncinnati basketball player who punched a police horse in the face 4 times?

I have to think about how you tell the story years down the road.  Punching a horse will seem pretty bad ass.  Its hard to imagine anyone ever being impressed that you took your pants off in a jail cell.