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Title: the masters is off to a ?? start
Post by: rocket surgeon on April 06, 2017, 05:06:31 AM
  dustin johnson, who has won 3 straight tournaments heading into the masters, an 11-2 favorite has dropped to 7-1 along with jordan spieth and rory mcilroy after falling down a flight of 3 wooden steps, onto his back. 

  http://www.espn.com/golf/masters17/story/_/id/19086664/dustin-johnson-injures-back-falling-stairs-eve-masters

  i changed one of my draft kings teams because of this news; it better be accurate because has been head and shoulders better than anyone else.  ok, he may have been on many other rosters as well which in draft kings, can work against you.  the key to draft kings is, well, i almost liken it to a lottery-you must pick the right combination of golfers who not only do well, but are chosen by fewer draft kings opponents.  that is why i've argued with some that this isn't really gambling.  it's luck of the draw with a little skill, awareness and knowledge of the sport.
Title: Re: the masters is off to a ?? start
Post by: wadesworld on April 06, 2017, 06:39:39 AM
  dustin johnson, who has won 3 straight tournaments heading into the masters, an 11-2 favorite has dropped to 7-1 along with jordan spieth and rory mcilroy after falling down a flight of 3 wooden steps, onto his back. 

  http://www.espn.com/golf/masters17/story/_/id/19086664/dustin-johnson-injures-back-falling-stairs-eve-masters

  i changed one of my draft kings teams because of this news; it better be accurate because has been head and shoulders better than anyone else.  ok, he may have been on many other rosters as well which in draft kings, can work against you.  the key to draft kings is, well, i almost liken it to a lottery-you must pick the right combination of golfers who not only do well, but are chosen by fewer draft kings opponents.  that is why i've argued with some that this isn't really gambling.  it's luck of the draw with a little skill, awareness and knowledge of the sport.

So sounds like...uhh, well, gambling to me.
Title: Re: the masters is off to a ?? start
Post by: 4everwarriors on April 06, 2017, 07:06:40 AM
Sounds like bullchit on innocently fallin' down da steps. Ether he and Paulina were havin' wild monkey sex and wretched his heine orr he wuz chit-faced and face planted down da steps, ai na?
Title: Re: the masters is off to a ?? start
Post by: tower912 on April 06, 2017, 07:50:18 AM
Nah, time of day, mechanism of injury, wood floors and socks.    I buy the story.   
Title: Re: the masters is off to a ?? start
Post by: JWags85 on April 06, 2017, 09:25:24 AM
Nah, time of day, mechanism of injury, wood floors and socks.    I buy the story.

Anyone else and people are like "dang, thats a really unfortunate accident".  But given DJ's history, everyone is playing for the story behind the story.  I think Occam's Razor is probably correct here.
Title: Re: the masters is off to a ?? start
Post by: warriorchick on April 06, 2017, 09:27:34 AM


Maybe he can play his rounds after he recovers, and have a fan email a video of it to the officials, who can add him to the leader board after the fact.
Title: Re: the masters is off to a ?? start
Post by: 🏀 on April 06, 2017, 10:29:16 AM
Wanted DJ as the favorite, easy to bet against.
Title: Re: the masters is off to a ?? start
Post by: GooooMarquette on April 06, 2017, 10:34:16 AM

Maybe he can play his rounds after he recovers, and have a fan email a video of it to the officials, who can add him to the leader board after the fact.

 :D
Title: Re: the masters is off to a ?? start
Post by: 4everwarriors on April 06, 2017, 01:48:19 PM
Johnson pulled out, hey?
Title: Re: the masters is off to a ?? start
Post by: tower912 on April 06, 2017, 02:43:57 PM
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind.....
Title: Re: the masters is off to a ?? start
Post by: 4everwarriors on April 06, 2017, 03:47:19 PM
Fahrenheit 451, he's a betta man dan me, ai na?
Title: Re: the masters is off to a ?? start
Post by: GooooMarquette on April 06, 2017, 07:57:51 PM
Johnson pulled out, hey?

But did he pull out soon enough?
Title: Re: the masters is off to a ?? start
Post by: rocket surgeon on April 06, 2017, 08:26:11 PM
So sounds like...uhh, well, gambling to me.

 short of the ferocity of a bingo playin grandmama
Title: Re: the masters is off to a ?? start
Post by: GGGG on April 07, 2017, 08:13:21 AM
Johnson pulled out, hey?


More like too limp to enter.
Title: Re: the masters is off to a ?? start
Post by: MU82 on April 07, 2017, 09:58:01 AM
That was quite a 9 by Spieth.

As a hack, it's nice to see these guys eff up a hole like that every once in awhile!
Title: Re: the masters is off to a ?? start
Post by: rocket surgeon on April 07, 2017, 05:52:06 PM
i don't remember seeing +6 cut   that is one slippery course!  add a little wind and it could drive a guy like dj to drink or something
Title: Re: the masters is off to a ?? start
Post by: Herman Cain on April 09, 2017, 12:37:50 PM
I think Rickie Fowler is going to step up and win this tournament today.
Title: Re: the masters is off to a ?? start
Post by: rocket surgeon on April 09, 2017, 04:28:58 PM
was rooting for a spieth redemption-not even close
Title: Re: the masters is off to a ?? start
Post by: GGGG on April 09, 2017, 04:49:06 PM
Sergio choking dog peeing down his leg aiina?
Title: Re: the masters is off to a ?? start
Post by: jsglow on April 09, 2017, 04:50:48 PM
Tent fold underway.
Title: Re: the masters is off to a ?? star
Post by: 4everwarriors on April 09, 2017, 05:14:41 PM
It ain't ova, 'til its ova, ai na?
Title: Re: the masters is off to a ?? start
Post by: tower912 on April 09, 2017, 05:40:52 PM
I think Rickie Fowler is going to step up and win this tournament today.
Your golf prognostication matches your basketball analysis.
Title: Re: the masters is off to a ?? start
Post by: Goose on April 09, 2017, 05:53:23 PM
No TV coverage and listening on the radio. Sounds like an awesome finish.
Title: Re: the masters is off to a ?? start
Post by: nyg on April 09, 2017, 06:15:32 PM
Sergio choking dog peeing down his leg aiina?

Should have been five under in last five holes. Sergio has missed two six footers on 16 and 18 and didn't touch the hole either time.  He has missed six putts under ten feet today.  Putting is whats its about.

Sergio has to be deflated now and would be shocked if he won this.  Good stuff, rooting for Sergio, but Rose is nicest guy on tour and a green jacket would look great with gold medal. 
Title: Re: the masters is off to a ?? start
Post by: tower912 on April 09, 2017, 06:31:14 PM
Uh oh, Sergio.  Well done.  And on Seve's 60th birthday.  Congrats
Title: Re: the masters is off to a ?? start
Post by: Herman Cain on April 09, 2017, 06:34:56 PM
Sergio met his demons and won. Congratulations on a great performance. Great duel with Justin Rose.
Title: Re: the masters is off to a ?? start
Post by: nyg on April 09, 2017, 06:41:36 PM
Glad he birdied that, made up for other putts and excellent finish with emotion.  Good for the game. 
Title: Re: the masters is off to a ?? start
Post by: rocket surgeon on April 09, 2017, 07:20:31 PM
garcia started the sergio meltdown, but recovered and earned it.  he was an easy guy to root against, but he has matured.  good to see he and rose fist bumping each others shots, kooooch knocks in an ace,m signs the ball and gives it to a yute who'll never forget-good stuff all around.   
Title: Re: the masters is off to a ?? start
Post by: 4everwarriors on April 09, 2017, 07:28:32 PM
Ta say nothin' 'bout da ladies rootin' on der dudes, hey?
Title: Re: the masters is off to a ?? start
Post by: rocket surgeon on April 09, 2017, 10:29:25 PM
Ta say nothin' 'bout da ladies rootin' on der dudes, hey?

i still liked rickies gal with the ripped shorty shorts.  they ain't an item anymore though
Title: Re: the masters is off to a ?? start
Post by: wheresthecake? on April 10, 2017, 07:57:37 AM
Putting is whats its about.

Actually putting is completely overrated. Only makes up about 15% of a Tour player's scoring on average. Approach shots (40%) and driving (28%) are what it's all about and that's what both Sergio and Rose did beautifully all week. Think about that the next time you're about to go practice your own game...
Title: Re: the masters is off to a ?? start
Post by: tower912 on April 10, 2017, 08:02:36 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChlVMy9APV0
Title: Re: the masters is off to a ?? start
Post by: 4everwarriors on April 10, 2017, 08:51:44 AM
Puttin' no matta, hey?
Title: Re: the masters is off to a ?? start
Post by: rocket surgeon on April 10, 2017, 06:04:27 PM
putting is like a reliable kicker in football-they're your best friend when they win games.  a good up and down sure is prettier than a bogie or a double.  jar'in a 35 foot putt always gets the girl, 'ey...na
Title: Re: the masters is off to a ?? start
Post by: wheresthecake? on April 10, 2017, 07:47:16 PM
putting is like a reliable kicker in football-they're your best friend when they win games.  a good up and down sure is prettier than a bogie or a double.  jar'in a 35 foot putt always gets the girl, 'ey...na
Old school "drive for show, putt for dough" aina?

Unfortunately new school golf analytics tell us it really should be "drive for dough, putt for peanuts".

Instead of dedicating hours and hours of practice to putting and chipping, practice it enough just to stay sharp, but spend more time improving iron play so you can hit it into a closer make percentage length. Fastest way for an amateur to lower his or her handicap.
Title: Re: the masters is off to a ?? start
Post by: 4everwarriors on April 10, 2017, 08:27:41 PM
Deez cats are so good gettin' outta trouble. Hit the chit outta da ball no matta wear its goes. Can always hold par anyways, hey?