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MUScoop => Hangin' at the Al => Topic started by: Porky's Butthole on February 23, 2017, 09:56:22 AM

Title: Porky's dilemma
Post by: Porky's Butthole on February 23, 2017, 09:56:22 AM
Porky lives close enough and really wants to go to the Providence game to support MU. Unfortunately, Porky's presence in the venues of away opponents has historically resulted in a poor performance on the part of MU and it seems the more Porky spends on transport and accommodations, the more embarassing the blowout.  Logic dictates this is all nonesense and that Porky's presence or lack thereof has zero impact in the outcome of the game but the fact is MU's track record when Porky is present is extremely poor.  So.....should Porky stay or Porky go?
Title: Re: Porky's dilemma
Post by: Loose Cannon on February 23, 2017, 10:07:32 AM


  You don't pull on Superman's cape, you don't spit into the Wind, and you don't mess around with anything that doesn't  help MU Win.
Title: Re: Porky's dilemma
Post by: Benny B on February 23, 2017, 10:08:23 AM
Benny thinks Porky knows the answer to Porky's dilemma, but Benny isn't going to spoon feed the answer to Porky.
Title: Re: Porky's dilemma
Post by: JamilJaeJamailJrJuan on February 23, 2017, 10:09:31 AM
Get your Porky ass to the Dunk (and bring everyone you can find and dress them in yellow) and cheer on our Warriors!
Title: Re: Porky's dilemma
Post by: mujivitz06 on February 23, 2017, 10:15:07 AM
Please do not go!!!
Title: Re: Porky's dilemma
Post by: Golden Avalanche on February 23, 2017, 10:35:28 AM
Quote from: PorkysButthole on February 23, 2017, 09:56:22 AM
Porky lives close enough and really wants to go to the Providence game to support MU. Unfortunately, Porky's presence in the venues of away opponents has historically resulted in a poor performance on the part of MU and it seems the more Porky spends on transport and accommodations, the more embarassing the blowout.  Logic dictates this is all nonesense and that Porky's presence or lack thereof has zero impact in the outcome of the game but the fact is MU's track record when Porky is present is extremely poor.  So.....should Porky stay or Porky go?

Go to the game. You're not important enough to have an impact.
Title: Re: Porky's dilemma
Post by: Big Daddy 84 on February 23, 2017, 10:39:22 AM
Go and root for providence....  :)
Title: Re: Porky's dilemma
Post by: real chili 83 on February 23, 2017, 10:41:15 AM
Newsie and i changed up our luck at NMD by doing a shot of mamajuanna and a shot of DonQ rum before the game. If you can't get your hands on some mamajuanna, have two shots of DonQ. It has to be DonQ. Enjoy!
Title: Re: Porky's dilemma
Post by: Newsdreams on February 23, 2017, 10:49:22 AM
Quote from: real chili 83 on February 23, 2017, 10:41:15 AM
Newsie and i changed up our luck at NMD by doing a shot of mamajuanna and a shot of DonQ rum before the game. If you can't get your hands on some mamajuanna, have two shots of DonQ. It has to be DonQ. Enjoy!
+1,000
Title: Re: Porky's dilemma
Post by: Frenns Liquor Depot on February 23, 2017, 11:08:57 AM
Don't be JohnnyB & get to the Dunk
Title: Re: Porky's dilemma
Post by: Daniel on February 23, 2017, 11:15:20 AM
Somehow I think it matters more how the team plays in these games as opposed to who goes, stays, what we wear.  Somehow.... I think the team needs to play well!  Go cheer on the Warriors!
Title: Re: Porky's dilemma
Post by: MerrittsMustache on February 23, 2017, 11:31:10 AM
Go to the game if you want to. Your being there will in no way effect the outcome. Although, strange things have happened when MU visits Providence...

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_42w5-R0zz2g/SXNxyqYmBkI/AAAAAAAAEqo/bHq13KcSbHE/s400/xavier+on+court+providence.jpg)

Go, but stay in your seat.
Title: Re: Porky's dilemma
Post by: tower912 on February 23, 2017, 11:33:17 AM
I thought your dilemma was referring to your screen name in the third person.   
Title: Re: Porky's dilemma
Post by: naginiF on February 23, 2017, 11:48:09 AM
Quote from: tower912 on February 23, 2017, 11:33:17 AM
I tower912 thought your dilemma was referring to your screen name in the third person.   
FIFY
Title: Re: Porky's dilemma
Post by: frozena pizza on February 23, 2017, 12:34:06 PM
Yeah same here.  We probably win about 25% of the games I've attended, maybe less.  You still gotta go if you can though. 
Title: Re: Porky's dilemma
Post by: avid1010 on February 23, 2017, 12:53:56 PM
just make sure you hit "little italy"....best italian restaurants, markets and bakeries i've experienced in the states.  i gain a lot of weight when i spend time in providence. 
Title: Re: Porky's dilemma
Post by: Coleman on February 23, 2017, 02:44:13 PM
I just wanted to post that the OP's handle made me laugh.

That's really it.
Title: Re: Porky's dilemma
Post by: Loose Cannon on February 23, 2017, 02:52:33 PM
Quote from: Big Daddy ET on February 23, 2017, 10:39:22 AM
Go and root for providence....  :)

Not a bad idea.
Title: Re: Porky's dilemma
Post by: warriorchick on February 23, 2017, 03:50:22 PM
Quote from: Coleman on February 23, 2017, 02:44:13 PM
I just wanted to post that the OP's handle made me laugh.

That's really it.


(https://media.tenor.co/images/492bd0ddb809955e0de18eb068372d15/tenor.gif)

I remember when Glow and I rented Porky's on VHS back in the '80's.  We had not seen it before.  At the pinnacle moment (and you know the moment to which I am referring) the screen got all fuzzy.  We figured out that the physical quality of the videotape had been destroyed by the dozens of attempts to watch that few seconds in slow motion.
Title: Re: Porky's dilemma
Post by: MUBigDance on February 23, 2017, 04:09:53 PM
Does this mean if no-one shows up for every DePaul game next year...national champs? :o
Title: Re: Porky's dilemma
Post by: MUBigDance on February 23, 2017, 04:16:39 PM
...and I am curious how this ends up....porky stays or goes, MU wins or loses...     

you know one combination is Ham! and the other is offal!...
Title: Re: Porky's dilemma
Post by: 4everwarriors on February 23, 2017, 04:26:15 PM
Yo Butthole, stay da fook home and pork da old lady, ai na?
Title: Re: Porky's dilemma
Post by: WellsstreetWanderer on February 23, 2017, 04:53:05 PM
....And this little piggy stayed home
Title: Re: Porky's dilemma
Post by: JD on February 23, 2017, 05:17:22 PM
Quote from: 4everwarriors on February 23, 2017, 04:26:15 PM
Yo Butthole, stay da fook home and pork da old lady, ai na?

I can tell I still haven't grown up, because I laughed hysterically at this.

Unfortunate, I thought I was doing well, then 4eva came along
Title: Re: Porky's dilemma
Post by: Dr. Blackheart on February 23, 2017, 05:23:14 PM
Swine no matta. Go to the game and squeal like a pig.
Title: Re: Porky's dilemma
Post by: Dawson Rental on February 23, 2017, 06:16:07 PM
You must have gone to the 2003 Final Four in New Orleans. 

Quote from: PorkysButthole on February 23, 2017, 09:56:22 AM
Porky lives close enough and really wants to go to the Providence game to support MU. Unfortunately, Porky's presence in the venues of away opponents has historically resulted in a poor performance on the part of MU and it seems the more Porky spends on transport and accommodations, the more embarassing the blowout.  Logic dictates this is all nonesense and that Porky's presence or lack thereof has zero impact in the outcome of the game but the fact is MU's track record when Porky is present is extremely poor.  So.....should Porky stay or Porky go?
Title: Re: Porky's dilemma
Post by: brewcity77 on February 23, 2017, 06:51:34 PM
Your actions will have no bearing on the outcome of the game.

Unless maybe you walk on the court.
Title: Re: Porky's dilemma
Post by: Herman Cain on February 24, 2017, 05:48:34 PM
Porky we need you at the game .
Title: Re: Porky's dilemma
Post by: mileskishnish72 on February 26, 2017, 06:57:49 AM
Feeling your pain, Pork. 0-5 this year, all in the East - 3 games they were never really in, two gagged away late. My best move was going to bed when ther were down 16 to Mova with 6 min. or so.
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