Keefe's doppelganger must be handing around the UConn forum, The Boneyard, as some poster started a Haiku thread on their conference realignment section.
Quote from: MU Fan in Connecticut on September 08, 2016, 02:07:31 PM
Keefe's doppelganger must be handing around the UConn forum, The Boneyard, as some poster started a Haiku thread on their conference realignment section.
No conference wants you
You bring nothing of value
Mid-major for life
Quote from: StillAWarrior on September 08, 2016, 02:13:43 PM
No conference wants you
You bring nothing of value
Mid-major for life
Huskies think top dog
But bad football haunts these pups
Bob Barker this dream
Keefe's shtick up for grabs
By bad football playing dog team
Realignment's newest victim
Crean sucks
Free Chicos
2016
ND sucks
ND sucks
ND sucks
Quote from: real chili 83 on September 08, 2016, 03:09:57 PM
ND sucks
ND sucks
ND sucks
You really should know
How to compose a haiku
You're an MU grad
Huskies left in cold
Football bites them in the ass
UConn to Big East?
Quote from: mu03eng on September 08, 2016, 02:25:56 PM
Keefe's shtick up for grabs
By bad football playing dog team
Realignment's newest victim
I'm not a poet. But I think your haikuing wrong
sitting by the phone
acc or the big 12
a roaring silence
Quote from: keefe on September 08, 2016, 06:45:25 PM
sitting by the phone
acc or the big 12
a roaring silence
The master speaks.
Quote from: warriorchick on September 08, 2016, 05:44:49 PM
You really should know
How to compose a haiku
You're an MU grad
Ok Chikster
ND sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks
Any questions chick
Quote from: real chili 83 on September 08, 2016, 08:23:14 PM
Ok Chikster
ND sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks
Any questions chick
Try again
Porky's Butthole jammed
Banana stuck up in there
Pull it out fast please
Quote from: PorkysButthole on September 08, 2016, 09:38:15 PM
Porky's Butthole jammed
Banana stuck up in there
Pull it out fast please
Helluva a 2nd post.
Quote from: real chili 83 on September 08, 2016, 08:23:14 PM
Ok Chikster
ND sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks
Any questions chick
One of those three lines was in the correct format
They thought that football
Was the answer to their prayers
They prayed for Tulane?
Quote from: TAMU Eagle on September 08, 2016, 09:41:23 PM
One of those three lines was in the correct format
Poetic license.
Quote from: TAMU Eagle on September 08, 2016, 09:41:01 PM
Helluva a 2nd post.
I missed the first post, but can we surmise that they can only get better from here?? I don't think haikus are his/her schtick, Eyn'a?
Quote from: PorkysButthole on September 08, 2016, 09:38:15 PM
Porky's Butthole jammed
Banana stuck up in there
Pull it out fast please
Not relevant but certainly humorous! My attempt to top Porky below:
Disco hippie moves
Gracefully on roller skates
Slips on Porky's peel