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MUScoop => The Superbar => Topic started by: GGGG on May 26, 2016, 07:34:20 AM

Title: The University of Minnesota Athletic Department give dumpster fires a good name.
Post by: GGGG on May 26, 2016, 07:34:20 AM
http://www.startribune.com/source-gophers-wrestling-coach-sought-to-handle-xanax-abuse-internally/380899191/

"Gophers wrestling coach J Robinson collected about 1,400 pills of the prescription sedative Xanax that members of his team were ready to sell, yet did not report the drug issue to police, one wrestler told the Star Tribune on Wednesday.

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Robinson tried to handle the Xanax issue internally, the source told the Star Tribune. He ordered suspected users to undergo mandatory urine testing and had them write a one-page essay. On April 5, the coach texted some team members with a reminder about their assignment.

Robinson's text, which was obtained by the Star Tribune, said: "Remember that paper is due on my desk by tomorrow evening. #1 What emotion you're feeling by getting caught, by letting yourself, your teammates, your parents down, how did it feel and do you want to feel that way again? #2 what did you learn from this? 3 what are you going to do different. Your plan so does not happen again."
Title: Re: The University of Minnesota Athletic Department give dumpster fires a good name.
Post by: GooooMarquette on May 26, 2016, 07:56:32 AM
Wow - using the team as the distribution network.  Low.
Title: Re: The University of Minnesota Athletic Department give dumpster fires a good name.
Post by: warriorchick on May 26, 2016, 08:05:54 AM
Don't do drugs, kids.  If you get caught, you might have to write a paper.

Excuse my ignorance - is Xanax a thing in wrestling? I can't imagine how it would help one's performance -- unless you are sneaking it into your opponent's water bottle to make him sleepy.
Title: Re: The University of Minnesota Athletic Department give dumpster fires a good name.
Post by: GGGG on May 26, 2016, 08:10:28 AM
I don't think they were simply dealing it to wrestlers. A pretty addictive drug on its own.
Title: Re: The University of Minnesota Athletic Department give dumpster fires a good name.
Post by: tower912 on May 26, 2016, 08:45:02 AM
Quit picking on dumpster fires. 
Title: Re: The University of Minnesota Athletic Department give dumpster fires a good name.
Post by: Benny B on May 26, 2016, 11:42:47 AM
Quote from: warriorchick on May 26, 2016, 08:05:54 AM
Excuse my ignorance - is Xanax a thing in wrestling? I can't imagine how it would help one's performance -- unless you are sneaking it into your opponent's water bottle to make him sleepy.

I wonder if it helps them drop weight?  But I would think it would depress your metabolic rate as well.

I can't see how it would be used recreationally, except to balance out their Adderall highs after the match.  Unless Zach Grienke has taken up collegiate wrestling.

Quote from: The Sultan of Sunshine on May 26, 2016, 08:10:28 AM
I don't think they were simply dealing it to wrestlers. A pretty addictive drug on its own.

Anyone can become dependent on a sedative, so sure, it's addictive.  But it's a Sched IV drug... the only people who should be getting hooked on it are people who either had a script to begin with or people who are using it deliberately in concert with something else.  I guess if the kids are raiding mom's medicine cabinet and Xanax is the only thing in there, then sure... but if you're telling me that people actually choose Xanax in lieu of the many other Sched I-III and legal OTC stuff out there that would give a better high (or low), you'd be the first.
Title: Re: The University of Minnesota Athletic Department give dumpster fires a good name.
Post by: Herman Cain on May 26, 2016, 12:27:20 PM
How about this one...
http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaab/horizon/2013/03/28/detroit-mercy-keri-gaither-derek-thomas-affair-lawsuit/2027495/

That must have been fun for the athletic department.
Title: Re: The University of Minnesota Athletic Department give dumpster fires a good name.
Post by: GGGG on May 26, 2016, 12:28:24 PM
Nothing can top what happened at Baylor.  Holy sh** is that report disturbing.
Title: Re: The University of Minnesota Athletic Department give dumpster fires a good name.
Post by: rocket surgeon on May 26, 2016, 02:26:45 PM
Quote from: Benny B on May 26, 2016, 11:42:47 AM
I wonder if it helps them drop weight?  But I would think it would depress your metabolic rate as well.

I can't see how it would be used recreationally, except to balance out their Adderall highs after the match.  Unless Zach Grienke has taken up collegiate wrestling.

Anyone can become dependent on a sedative, so sure, it's addictive.  But it's a Sched IV drug... the only people who should be getting hooked on it are people who either had a script to begin with or people who are using it deliberately in concert with something else.  I guess if the kids are raiding mom's medicine cabinet and Xanax is the only thing in there, then sure... but if you're telling me that people actually choose Xanax in lieu of the many other Sched I-III and legal OTC stuff out there that would give a better high (or low), you'd be the first.

weird drug-doesn't really provide a "high".  is used more for panic/anxiety attacks.  i guess you don't have to drink as much when on it, so fewer calories and a cheap date?  otherwise, i have no idea why so much abuse
Title: Re: The University of Minnesota Athletic Department give dumpster fires a good name.
Post by: Benny B on May 27, 2016, 09:49:09 AM
Quote from: rocket surgeon on May 26, 2016, 02:26:45 PM
weird drug-doesn't really provide a "high".  is used more for panic/anxiety attacks.  i guess you don't have to drink as much when on it, so fewer calories and a cheap date?  otherwise, i have no idea why so much abuse

Holy shnikes... you're right.  A little perusing of WebMD, and sure enough, Xanax is commonly used as a date rape drug.

So the Minny wrestlers aren't looking to get an edge on the mat, they're just huge Bill Cosby fans.
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