If this was wrong in college lock me up
http://www.barstoolsports.com/barstoolu/marquette-dude-arrested-for-staring-at-girls-studying-in-the-library-and-jerking-off-in-the-bookshelves/
Quote from: BagpipingBoxer on May 13, 2016, 02:07:53 PM
If this was wrong in college lock me up
http://www.barstoolsports.com/barstoolu/marquette-dude-arrested-for-staring-at-girls-studying-in-the-library-and-jerking-off-in-the-bookshelves/
Right now, NC's governor and legislators are saying, "Hmmm, the only way to make libraries safe is to ban all males."
If those were da actual broads he was watchin', this cat needs some serious analysis, ai na?
As much as I don't condone jerking it in public where others can see you, are we sure he was looking at girls? I would imagine this guy would probably find the Tolkien manuscripts more erotic than the backs of girls in hoodies.
I'm picturing Bill Murray in Caddyshack. "I'm watching you, Mrs. Johnson....." The guy lacked discretion.
This story is just whacked.
What a jerk
Quote from: tower912 on May 13, 2016, 03:11:04 PM
I'm picturing Bill Murray in Caddyshack. "I'm watching you, Mrs. Johnson....." The guy lacked discretion.
ooohh, Mrs. Crane, you're a little monkey woman, ya know that?
Well, I say there is no punishment too hard for this guy. Whatever he gets, he has it coming.
Good one
Second offense. How is that possible?
Jesus. This is just awful, and for everyone involved. No winners.
This guy needs a beat down. A good old fashioned whipping until he pukes.
He's probably goin' blind as we type, hey?
The Raynor-bator
I loved when the girls were pleasuring themselves while staring at me in the library. Although it did get old after a while....
Quote from: GooooMarquette on May 13, 2016, 07:41:28 PM
I loved when the girls were pleasuring themselves while staring at me in the library. Although it did get old after a while....
I believe the correct term for the female form is "
frigging."
I read that in Esquire or Popular Mechanics.
When one is deep into a hard cover, it is hard to put down the book until after the climax.
it's all those girls faults ya know, dressing provocatively knowing the male hormones are raging
Mrs. Loopner: Lisa, you've blossomed into quite a beauty. You know, sometimes when we go to the Shop-Rite, I see the checkers staring at you..
Lisa Loopner: Oh, Mom, that's just your imagination!
Mrs. Loopner: No, Lisa. You're not a little girl anymore, and you have to be aware of the effect you have on the male of the species. Now, take Todd, for instance. When that perfectly nice young man sets his eyes on you in that get-up, his hormones are gonna go berserk.
new meaning to "get a room" ein'er?
http://dogtime.com/trending/16765-puppy-room-to-help-stressed-out-college-students
Quote from: rocket surgeon on May 15, 2016, 07:37:31 AM
new meaning to "get a room" ein'er?
http://dogtime.com/trending/16765-puppy-room-to-help-stressed-out-college-students
Doc
While some guys need a "puppy room" I require " The Hall of the Great Dane"
Quote from: rocket surgeon on May 15, 2016, 07:37:31 AM
new meaning to "get a room" ein'er?
http://dogtime.com/trending/16765-puppy-room-to-help-stressed-out-college-students
Are dogs allowed in the safe spaces of college students? What about gender neutral dogs?
Ok, I will admit it...Fifth Floor, back in a corner, late at night with a chick named Laurie from Cleveland.
Quote from: keefe on May 15, 2016, 10:14:15 AM
Ok, I will admit it...Fifth Floor, back in a corner, late at night with a chick named Laurie from Cleveland.
that must have been the "smokin" section
so you named yours laurie? ;D
It was just field research for his human anatomy class
Side note, I love the Raynor Memorial Libraries branding on the snaps. Hilarious.