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Title: Guy arrested in Memorial Library
Post by: Galway Eagle on May 13, 2016, 02:07:53 PM
If this was wrong in college lock me up

http://www.barstoolsports.com/barstoolu/marquette-dude-arrested-for-staring-at-girls-studying-in-the-library-and-jerking-off-in-the-bookshelves/
Title: Re: Guy arrested in Memorial Library
Post by: MU82 on May 13, 2016, 02:12:57 PM
Quote from: BagpipingBoxer on May 13, 2016, 02:07:53 PM
If this was wrong in college lock me up

http://www.barstoolsports.com/barstoolu/marquette-dude-arrested-for-staring-at-girls-studying-in-the-library-and-jerking-off-in-the-bookshelves/

Right now, NC's governor and legislators are saying, "Hmmm, the only way to make libraries safe is to ban all males."
Title: Re: Guy arrested in Memorial Library
Post by: 4everwarriors on May 13, 2016, 02:17:11 PM
If those were da actual broads he was watchin', this cat needs some serious analysis, ai na?
Title: Re: Guy arrested in Memorial Library
Post by: Benny B on May 13, 2016, 02:39:32 PM
As much as I don't condone jerking it in public where others can see you, are we sure he was looking at girls?  I would imagine this guy would probably find the Tolkien manuscripts more erotic than the backs of girls in hoodies.
Title: Re: Guy arrested in Memorial Library
Post by: tower912 on May 13, 2016, 03:11:04 PM
I'm picturing Bill Murray in Caddyshack.   "I'm watching you, Mrs. Johnson....."     The guy lacked discretion.
Title: Re: Guy arrested in Memorial Library
Post by: MU Fan in Connecticut on May 13, 2016, 03:22:54 PM
This story is just whacked.
Title: Re: Guy arrested in Memorial Library
Post by: Tugg Speedman on May 13, 2016, 03:27:55 PM
What a jerk
Title: Re: Guy arrested in Memorial Library
Post by: mu03eng on May 13, 2016, 03:43:54 PM
Quote from: tower912 on May 13, 2016, 03:11:04 PM
I'm picturing Bill Murray in Caddyshack.   "I'm watching you, Mrs. Johnson....."     The guy lacked discretion.

ooohh, Mrs. Crane, you're a little monkey woman, ya know that?
Title: Re: Guy arrested in Memorial Library
Post by: Jay Bee on May 13, 2016, 03:58:16 PM
Well, I say there is no punishment too hard for this guy. Whatever he gets, he has it coming.
Title: Re: Guy arrested in Memorial Library
Post by: Galway Eagle on May 13, 2016, 04:04:47 PM
Good one
Title: Re: Guy arrested in Memorial Library
Post by: source? on May 13, 2016, 04:35:49 PM
Second offense. How is that possible?
Title: Re: Guy arrested in Memorial Library
Post by: Chicos' Buzz Scandal Countdown on May 13, 2016, 04:38:45 PM
Jesus. This is just awful, and for everyone involved. No winners.
Title: Re: Guy arrested in Memorial Library
Post by: keefe on May 13, 2016, 05:00:18 PM
This guy needs a beat down. A good old fashioned whipping until he pukes.
Title: Re: Guy arrested in Memorial Library
Post by: 4everwarriors on May 13, 2016, 06:09:51 PM
He's probably goin' blind as we type, hey?
Title: Re: Guy arrested in Memorial Library
Post by: NotBuzzWilliams on May 13, 2016, 07:33:34 PM
The Raynor-bator
Title: Re: Guy arrested in Memorial Library
Post by: GooooMarquette on May 13, 2016, 07:41:28 PM
I loved when the girls were pleasuring themselves while staring at me in the library.  Although it did get old after a while....
Title: Re: Guy arrested in Memorial Library
Post by: Skitch on May 13, 2016, 10:51:09 PM
Quote from: source? on May 13, 2016, 04:35:49 PM
Second offense. How is that possible?

Viagra?
Title: Re: Guy arrested in Memorial Library
Post by: keefe on May 14, 2016, 01:41:00 AM
Quote from: GooooMarquette on May 13, 2016, 07:41:28 PM
I loved when the girls were pleasuring themselves while staring at me in the library.  Although it did get old after a while....

I believe the correct term for the female form is "frigging."

I read that in Esquire or Popular Mechanics.
Title: Re: Guy arrested in Memorial Library
Post by: Dr. Blackheart on May 15, 2016, 06:58:40 AM
When one is deep into a hard cover, it is hard to put down the book until after the climax.
Title: Re: Guy arrested in Memorial Library
Post by: rocket surgeon on May 15, 2016, 07:15:32 AM
    it's all those girls faults ya know, dressing provocatively knowing the male hormones are raging

Mrs. Loopner: Lisa, you've blossomed into quite a beauty. You know, sometimes when we go to the Shop-Rite, I see the checkers staring at you..

Lisa Loopner: Oh, Mom, that's just your imagination!

Mrs. Loopner: No, Lisa. You're not a little girl anymore, and you have to be aware of the effect you have on the male of the species. Now, take Todd, for instance. When that perfectly nice young man sets his eyes on you in that get-up, his hormones are gonna go berserk.
Title: Re: Guy arrested in Memorial Library
Post by: rocket surgeon on May 15, 2016, 07:37:31 AM
new meaning to "get a room" ein'er?

http://dogtime.com/trending/16765-puppy-room-to-help-stressed-out-college-students
Title: Re: Guy arrested in Memorial Library
Post by: keefe on May 15, 2016, 09:49:05 AM
Quote from: rocket surgeon on May 15, 2016, 07:37:31 AM
new meaning to "get a room" ein'er?

http://dogtime.com/trending/16765-puppy-room-to-help-stressed-out-college-students

Doc

While some guys need a "puppy room" I require " The Hall of the Great Dane"
Title: Re: Guy arrested in Memorial Library
Post by: ChicosBailBonds on May 15, 2016, 09:50:56 AM
Quote from: rocket surgeon on May 15, 2016, 07:37:31 AM
new meaning to "get a room" ein'er?

http://dogtime.com/trending/16765-puppy-room-to-help-stressed-out-college-students

Are dogs allowed in the safe spaces of college students?   What about gender neutral dogs?
Title: Re: Guy arrested in Memorial Library
Post by: keefe on May 15, 2016, 10:14:15 AM
Ok, I will admit it...Fifth Floor, back in a corner, late at night with a chick named Laurie from Cleveland.
Title: Re: Guy arrested in Memorial Library
Post by: rocket surgeon on May 15, 2016, 02:53:22 PM
Quote from: keefe on May 15, 2016, 10:14:15 AM
Ok, I will admit it...Fifth Floor, back in a corner, late at night with a chick named Laurie from Cleveland.

that must have been the "smokin" section

so you named yours laurie?  ;D
Title: Re: Guy arrested in Memorial Library
Post by: Coleman on May 15, 2016, 03:42:26 PM
It was just field research for his human anatomy class
Title: Re: Guy arrested in Memorial Library
Post by: Coleman on May 15, 2016, 03:44:44 PM
Side note, I love the Raynor Memorial Libraries branding on the snaps. Hilarious.
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