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MUScoop => Hangin' at the Al => Topic started by: duanewade on May 12, 2016, 08:16:38 AM

Title: I heard Wojo is getting tough with the team......
Post by: duanewade on May 12, 2016, 08:16:38 AM
I guess Wojo has finally figured out he has been soft with the team and has been implementing some "tough" changes.  Namely:
*In practice while simulating physical Big East play the scout team will be instructed to hit other players with only 2 pillows vs. last year's 4.
*He has permanently removed quiche and fresh sushi flown in from Tokyo from the MU training table.  These two items have been replaced by more blue collar manly items including filet mignon and lobster tail. 
*Four letter words are still outlawed by the coaching staff but now screaming "shoot!" or "golly darn!" are deemed motivating but not overly harsh when trying to get a player's attention.
*Finally playing defense is no longer encouraged but will instead be strongly encouraged.  So maybe this year we'll stay within 5 feet of our opponents vs. last year's average of 10 feet. 

In other news our spend thrift president wants to replace McCormick Hall that would have served its purpose for another 50 years with a luxury dorms complete with massage tables, Pilate machines and individual Jacuzzi's for each student's rooms.  Of course the ancillary benefit of this is he can raise tuition again four times the rate of inflation and also petition cash strapped alumni to donate more for soft millennials who think Bernie Sanders is the rage. 

Bottom line is MU won't be any better this year than the last two years as Wojo just doesn't get "it".  However to Wojo's credit I did like the way he played the Ellenson's back after they played us by making us to take Wally to get Henry for 1 year. 

The recruiting has been amazing in comparison to how much momentum we lost the last two years as no blue chip recruit could actually watch the product on the floor and say with a straight face that they see a budding basketball juggernaut under Wojo.  Rather the recruiting has been amazing due in most part to Stan Johnson. 

Stan Johnson is a budding star and MU needs to be proactive and not let him get away.  Reach out to him behind closed doors and let him know that after MU has another bad season that they will push Wojo out and the job will be his if he wants it.  Otherwise he knows his star will be too tarnished by all the Wojo losing and he'll have to take the next job that comes around.

For once be proactive MU and do something smart!  Go MU!!
Title: Re: I heard Wojo is getting tough with the team......
Post by: TallTitan34 on May 12, 2016, 08:24:51 AM
I dislike you.
Title: Re: I heard Wojo is getting tough with the team......
Post by: T-Bone on May 12, 2016, 08:26:13 AM
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Title: Re: I heard Wojo is getting tough with the team......
Post by: DJO's Jaw on May 12, 2016, 08:26:21 AM
You should go find wherever Ners went and stay there.
Title: Re: I heard Wojo is getting tough with the team......
Post by: 🏀 on May 12, 2016, 08:27:09 AM
Eat crap and die
Title: Re: I heard Wojo is getting tough with the team......
Post by: LAMUfan on May 12, 2016, 08:32:27 AM
Quote from: TallTitan34 on May 12, 2016, 08:24:51 AM
I dislike you.

Can we start a quote of the day for the off season?  I nominate this for the inaugural winner
Title: Re: I heard Wojo is getting tough with the team......
Post by: fjm on May 12, 2016, 08:34:15 AM
Sometimes scoop just pisses me off
Title: Re: I heard Wojo is getting tough with the team......
Post by: martyconlonontherun on May 12, 2016, 08:44:43 AM
Ummm this was in the wrong thread
Title: Re: I heard Wojo is getting tough with the team......
Post by: wadesworld on May 12, 2016, 08:45:48 AM
Quote from: PTM on May 12, 2016, 08:27:09 AM
Eat crap and die

I think you meant "Phuck you!  Eat sh!t!" like the awesome fans he identifies with like to scream at each other at epic college football games that pit the Legends vs. the Leaders.
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