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Title: Derrick Rose is a Sex Toy Cheapskate
Post by: GGGG on September 29, 2015, 05:47:01 PM
At least that is his reason why he was accused of rape.

http://thebiglead.com/2015/09/29/derrick-rose-lawsuit-drugging-gang-rape-sex-toy/

"In the docs, Rose says the woman only began to get upset with him a few weeks or months later because she felt she should have been reimbursed for one of the sex toys she bought and used during the night in question."
Title: Re: Derrick Rose is a Sex Toy Cheapskate
Post by: MU82 on September 29, 2015, 10:21:46 PM
At his media day press conference, Rose talked about being excited about the prospects of becoming a free agent in 2 years.

What a dope.
Title: Re: Derrick Rose is a Sex Toy Cheapskate
Post by: JWags85 on September 29, 2015, 11:04:18 PM
I love Derrick Rose the player when he is healthy.  And by most accounts, Derrick Rose the person is a nice, humble, well-intentioned guy.  That being said, he's just not a very intelligent guy.  And the only person less intelligent and savvy in his camp seems to be his brother Reggie.  He did a lot of great thinks for Rose early on, but he's been a primary cause of Rose's public persona taking a MASSIVE hit the last few years.
Title: Re: Derrick Rose is a Sex Toy Cheapskate
Post by: buckchuckler on September 29, 2015, 11:09:34 PM
And his face is broke.  Obviously not his fault, but man, this guy makes stained glass windows look durable. 
Title: Re: Derrick Rose is a Sex Toy Cheapskate
Post by: brandx on September 29, 2015, 11:14:24 PM
Quote from: JWags85 on September 29, 2015, 11:04:18 PM
I love Derrick Rose the player when he is healthy.  And by most accounts, Derrick Rose the person is a nice, humble, well-intentioned guy.  That being said, he's just not a very intelligent guy.  And the only person less intelligent and savvy in his camp seems to be his brother Reggie.  He did a lot of great thinks for Rose early on, but he's been a primary cause of Rose's public persona taking a MASSIVE hit the last few years.

Confidence is a great thing to have - but Derrick isn't even among the top PGs in the NBA anymore.

And he is playing now so he can get to free agency? His next contract will not come close to what he is making now.
Title: Re: Derrick Rose is a Sex Toy Cheapskate
Post by: ChitownSpaceForRent on September 30, 2015, 03:49:23 AM
Quote from: JWags85 on September 29, 2015, 11:04:18 PM
I love Derrick Rose the player when he is healthy.  And by most accounts, Derrick Rose the person is a nice, humble, well-intentioned guy.  That being said, he's just not a very intelligent guy.  And the only person less intelligent and savvy in his camp seems to be his brother Reggie.  He did a lot of great thinks for Rose early on, but he's been a primary cause of Rose's public persona taking a MASSIVE hit the last few years.

Derrick is as dumb as a rock. Reggie and BJ Armstrong run the show and they are not nice guys. Derrick Rose is not an all star caliber PG anymore. He's a mediocre PG who can't stay healthty. Looks like my pops was right back during the first ACL injury.
Title: Re: Derrick Rose is a Sex Toy Cheapskate
Post by: warriorchick on September 30, 2015, 07:17:03 AM
Quote from: ChitownSpaceForRent on September 30, 2015, 03:49:23 AM
Derrick is as dumb as a rock. Reggie and BJ Armstrong run the show and they are not nice guys. Derrick Rose is not an all star caliber PG anymore. He's a mediocre PG who can't stay healthty. Looks like my pops was right back during the first ACL injury.

I wonder how long it will take to get his muscle memory back once his face has healed?
Title: Re: Derrick Rose is a Sex Toy Cheapskate
Post by: 4everwarriors on September 30, 2015, 08:19:17 PM
I dunno. A lady should be able to pay for her own vibrator and such, hey?
Title: Re: Derrick Rose is a Sex Toy Cheapskate
Post by: Jay Bee on September 30, 2015, 08:23:11 PM
Quote from: JWags85 on September 29, 2015, 11:04:18 PM
That being said, he's just not a very intelligent guy.  And the only person less intelligent and savvy in his camp seems to be his brother Reggie.  He did a lot of great thinks for Rose early on

So many great thinks...
Title: Re: Derrick Rose is a Sex Toy Cheapskate
Post by: GGGG on September 30, 2015, 08:31:44 PM
Quote from: 4everwarriors on September 30, 2015, 08:19:17 PM
I dunno. A lady should be able to pay for her own vibrator and such, hey?


Can you just hook something up to one of your drills?
Title: Re: Derrick Rose is a Sex Toy Cheapskate
Post by: 4everwarriors on October 01, 2015, 09:35:51 AM
Why don't we just ax the ladies in da audience what proper etiquette would be in this situation, hey?
Title: Re: Derrick Rose is a Sex Toy Cheapskate
Post by: WellsstreetWanderer on October 01, 2015, 10:14:13 AM
Bringing your own "toys" kinda' implies intent, aina?
Title: Re: Derrick Rose is a Sex Toy Cheapskate
Post by: warriorchick on October 01, 2015, 12:42:10 PM
Quote from: elephantraker on October 01, 2015, 10:14:13 AM
Bringing your own "toys" kinda' implies intent, right?

Not if you change your mind at the last minute.
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