MUScoop

Previous round summary:  In a low scoring contest, Can't recruit bigs showed just enough size to get Ban yourself to walk away from the game.  In a similar match-up, can't win did just enough to frustrate self banning who gave away the win.


Can't recruit/teach bigs

This has been a universal truth among MU fans for time immemorial.  Essentially it goes that whatever coach du jur at MU he can't recruit and/or teach a big.  Apparently there is a big man repellant on campus preventing such players from attending or being developed by the team.  Any failure by the team can be traced to this issue....or the fact that it's a guards game and MU can't do that either.  Go Figure


Can't win on national tv or w/ baby blues

I can't find any origin history on this meme but it relatively ubiquitous for MU fans.  Per the legend, the team can't win when on national tv or when wearing the baby blue unis.  God help them if both are happening at the same time.  There have been a large number big wins and losses on national tv to make this not true, but never let reality stand in the way of a good meme

Talk about your busted brackets.  I had Ban Yourself meeting Self Banning leading to a Meme Tournament first when the contest would be shut down by the moderators before the voting was over.