MUScoop

Previous round summary:
Paint Touches dominated a surprisingly weak mid-major in TC got lucky with a solid 57 to 20 victory.  On the other side, in an opening round for the ages, ATV took new comer Whiteboard threats to the wall and pulled off a last second victory (in this commentators opinion is the biggest traveshamockary in the history of this tournament and yet another sign that democracy is dead).  This hard fought win advances the 13 seed to an intra-coach match-up with Paint Touches.


Paint Touches

On Scoop these days this meme needs little explanation.  Former HC Buzz Williams established that he wanted offensive and defensive paint touches before a bucket attempt or defensive deployment.  This even spawned the name of a  student journalist website/blog.


ATV

In true Law and Order fashion, this meme was inspired by real events.  During March Madness for the 2007-2008 season, the fearless leader at the time, Tom Crean, decided it would be a really cool idea to ride an ATV on to the court.  Nothing spectacular happened but that didn't stop the Scoop crowd from poopooing it as if he wore white after Labor Day.  ATV riding has now become the bar any future coaches must come under when it comes to Madness production

Tanned Tommy kitted out in karate gear on an ATV as metaphor is beyond priceless.

Should ATV fall we will know that the fix is indeed in. 

Oh the memories...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GAfRnMwN1o#t=285

Quote from: TempoFree on June 05, 2015, 12:16:18 PM
Oh the memories...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GAfRnMwN1o#t=285

I love how Tanned Tommy is hunched down as if he is pulling serious G's at 5 mph while "Bad To the Bone" plays in the background...

What a charlatan...