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Title: This is why Duke sucks
Post by: CrazyEcho on November 21, 2007, 12:10:27 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYOgC2Qbqh4

A classic (not appropriate for work)

Title: Re: This is why Duke sucks
Post by: downtown85 on November 21, 2007, 01:22:28 AM

Gets my vote for the MTV music awards.

Title: Re: This is why Duke sucks
Post by: ecompt on November 21, 2007, 07:11:43 AM

Hey, it worked. Got my hate up for tonight. The Dickie V factor alone makes me want to bury those pretty-boy preppies who think they invented basketball.

Title: Re: This is why Duke sucks
Post by: Chili on November 21, 2007, 07:12:00 AM

http://www.truthaboutduke.com/ (http://www.truthaboutduke.com/)

Title: Re: This is why Duke sucks
Post by: chefrad on November 21, 2007, 07:36:09 AM

Who has time to list all the reasons Duke sucks? Especially at Thanksgiving.

Title: Re: This is why Duke sucks
Post by: Ready2Fly on November 21, 2007, 09:00:31 AM

Quote from: Chili on November 21, 2007, 07:12:00 AM
http://www.truthaboutduke.com/ (http://www.truthaboutduke.com/)

"The attendance last year was pathetic in terms of fan support, and that's something we're trying to rectify this year," said Roberto Bazzani, a Duke senior who serves as head line monitor.

Ha! Ha ha ha! Head line monitor. I'm glad we're not such a pansy school. I bet that kid puts it on his resume.

As for who has time to list all the things they hate about Duke? I could do it all day every day.

Title: Re: This is why Duke sucks
Post by: muarmy81 on November 21, 2007, 09:11:27 AM

Quote from: ecompt on November 21, 2007, 07:11:43 AM
Hey, it worked. Got my hate up for tonight. The Dickie V factor alone makes me want to bury those pretty-boy preppies who think they invented basketball.

Speaking of him, do you think he'll fly in to help with commentary? ;)

Title: Re: This is why Duke sucks
Post by: 🏀 on November 21, 2007, 09:19:17 AM

I'm sure ESPN has an anamatronic Dick Vitale on hand. I'm sure they have s several robots of Dookie V ready to go at anytime. The price probably wouldn't be much, and the programming would be a snap.

"Oooooo" "Baby" "Duke" "Coach K" "Awesome" "McGuire" "Oooooo" "Uniforms" "aaaaaahhhh" "ooooo" "diaper dandy" "oooooo"

Listening to Vitale is getting worse and worse. He clearly can't bring the energy anymore, and just mails in his signature lines to keep on getting paid.

Title: Re: This is why Duke sucks
Post by: State on November 21, 2007, 09:27:08 AM

...trouble filling the stands???

I thought I read that they only have 1500 seats for students the way it is....and I thought we had spoiled fans...

Title: Re: This is why Duke sucks
Post by: BuzzSucksSucks on November 21, 2007, 01:09:45 PM

This will put you in an appropriate frame of mind for tonight's game, if you haven't read it before. It's pretty long, but nicely written. http://www.truthaboutduke.com/antidook1.php (http://www.truthaboutduke.com/antidook1.php)

MUScoop

MUScoop => Hangin' at the Al => Topic started by: CrazyEcho on November 21, 2007, 12:10:27 AM