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MUScoop => Hangin' at the Al => Topic started by: warriorchick on December 02, 2014, 03:30:40 PM

Poll
Question: Which member of the Wisconsin men's basketball team has the most uncool  name?
Option 1: Jordan Smith/Jordan Hill votes: 10
Option 2: Matt Ferris votes: 14
Option 3: Frank Kaminsky votes: 28
Option 4: Ryan Dearring votes: 9
Option 5: Bo Ryan votes: 58
Title: Uncoolest Names - Wisconsin
Post by: warriorchick on December 02, 2014, 03:30:40 PM
In honor of Badger hate week, because there is nothing cool about UW basketball.

There is many a Wisconsin player whose name fails to inspire interest.  It may simply be boring, or it is a little too hard on the ears, or perhaps even a bit precious.  Certainly nothing about any of these names says, "I am a badass baller!" 

How sad that the only Badger whose name even approaches coolness is, well, Bucky himself.
Title: Re: Uncoolest Names - Wisconsin
Post by: MU Fan in Connecticut on December 02, 2014, 03:37:04 PM
There are no cool names on any Badger team, ever.
 8-)
Title: Re: Uncoolest Names - Wisconsin
Post by: Tommy Brice for Coach on December 02, 2014, 03:37:48 PM
Quote from: warriorchick on December 02, 2014, 03:30:40 PM
there is nothing cool about UW basketball.

This is awesome. And true
Title: Re: Uncoolest Names - Wisconsin
Post by: chapman on December 02, 2014, 03:42:38 PM
Duany Duany was a cool name.

Title: Re: Uncoolest Names - Wisconsin
Post by: Silkk the Shaka on December 02, 2014, 03:48:38 PM
Quote from: chapman on December 02, 2014, 03:42:38 PM
Duany Duany was a cool name.



A Dwyane Duane on MU would be even better
Title: Re: Uncoolest Names - Wisconsin
Post by: jsglow on December 02, 2014, 03:50:44 PM
I went with the Grinch in honor of the Christmas season.  I hope we see that puzzled look on Saturday afternoon.
Title: Re: Uncoolest Names - Wisconsin
Post by: GooooMarquette on December 02, 2014, 04:00:45 PM
I abstain, as all Badger names are equally uncool.
Title: Re: Uncoolest Names - Wisconsin
Post by: willie warrior on December 02, 2014, 04:26:34 PM
Quote from: GooooMarquette on December 02, 2014, 04:00:45 PM
I abstain, as all Badger names are equally uncool.
Not only are they uncool--they blow!!! Badgers deserve to go down!!!
Title: Re: Uncoolest Names - Wisconsin
Post by: Dawson Rental on December 02, 2014, 04:54:38 PM
I had to vote Jordan Smith/Jordan Hill.  That's two uncool names.
Title: Re: Uncoolest Names - Wisconsin
Post by: mikekinsellaMVP on December 02, 2014, 05:03:11 PM
What about Nigel Hayes?  Sounds like a barrister.
Title: Re: Uncoolest Names - Wisconsin
Post by: barfolomew on December 02, 2014, 05:12:34 PM
Quote from: mikekinsellaMVP on December 02, 2014, 05:03:11 PM
What about Nigel Hayes?  Sounds like a barrister.

You're right, his name kind of DOES sound like he makes coffee at Starbucks...
Title: Re: Uncoolest Names - Wisconsin
Post by: warriorchick on December 02, 2014, 05:18:04 PM
Quote from: mikekinsellaMVP on December 02, 2014, 05:03:11 PM
What about Nigel Hayes?  Sounds like a barrister.

Microscopically less uncool than the six above, if only because there  cool  guys exist who are named Nigel. But only in the UK.
Title: Re: Uncoolest Names - Wisconsin
Post by: mileskishnish72 on December 02, 2014, 06:03:27 PM
Had to go with ... Bo.
What the he'll is a Bo? Beauregard?
Boris?
Where did "Bo" come from?
Title: Re: Uncoolest Names - Wisconsin
Post by: Warrior of Law on December 02, 2014, 06:04:17 PM
Wisconsin basketball is the most uncool team in all the land, unless you're mesmerized by the bounce pass, Brian Good, Brian Butch, or you're just a red neck who can't handle that basketball is a city game.
Title: Re: Uncoolest Names - Wisconsin
Post by: Stronghold on December 02, 2014, 07:26:32 PM
Quote from: mileskishnish72 on December 02, 2014, 06:03:27 PM
Had to go with ... Bo.
What the he'll is a Bo? Beauregard?
Boris?
Where did "Bo" come from?



My great-grandpa from Czechoslovakia was named Bohuslav.  I'm guessing Coach Ryan's is more along the lines of Bozo.
Title: Re: Uncoolest Names - Wisconsin
Post by: MU Fan in Connecticut on December 02, 2014, 07:31:26 PM
Quote from: Stronghold on December 02, 2014, 07:26:32 PM


My great-grandpa from Czechoslovakia was named Bohuslav.  I'm guessing Coach Ryan's is more along the lines of Bozo.

My father-in-law's name is Boguslaw.  (I can't get the Polish letter l with the slash through it typing on my phone.)
Title: Re: Uncoolest Names - Wisconsin
Post by: 4everwarriors on December 02, 2014, 07:44:39 PM
I'm down with Gasser.
Title: Re: Uncoolest Names - Wisconsin
Post by: Jay Bee on December 02, 2014, 07:54:04 PM
"Ryan Dearring"

No such name. warriorchick is making things up again.
Title: Re: Uncoolest Names - Wisconsin
Post by: SPCMU06 on December 02, 2014, 08:01:29 PM
Vander Blue as coolest name? Oh wait, he DE-COMMITTED from wisconsin and rightfully came to Marquette instead! Badger Hate week.
Title: Re: Uncoolest Names - Wisconsin
Post by: 77ncaachamps on December 03, 2014, 03:05:34 PM
Dearring.

Breaks all English spelling norms.
Title: Re: Uncoolest Names - Wisconsin
Post by: 77ncaachamps on December 03, 2014, 03:06:19 PM
Quote from: MU Fan in Connecticut on December 02, 2014, 07:31:26 PM
My father-in-law's name is Boguslaw.  (I can't get the Polish letter l with the slash through it typing on my phone.)

Hold the "l" button down.
Title: Re: Uncoolest Names - Wisconsin
Post by: WayOfTheWarrior on December 04, 2014, 12:44:05 AM
Alando Tucker and Trevon Hughes are pretty cool names...

But that's all I can think of.
Title: Re: Uncoolest Names - Wisconsin
Post by: 77ncaachamps on December 04, 2014, 03:33:24 AM
Quote from: MUtbone on December 04, 2014, 12:44:05 AM
Alando Tucker and Trevon Hughes are pretty cool names...

But that's all I can think of.

No.

The coolest is Duany Duany.
http://statsheet.com/mcb/players/player/wisconsin/duany-duany
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