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Title: Beard Grooming
Post by: jesmu84 on November 30, 2014, 09:12:57 PM
Anyone have suggestions for keeping an unruly beard a little more sophisticated? Not sure if you should/can just use product like meant for hair styling.
Title: Re: Beard Grooming
Post by: ZiggysFryBoy on November 30, 2014, 09:14:00 PM
jaybee is a well know pubic hair artist, he can probably help.
Title: Re: Beard Grooming
Post by: Chili on November 30, 2014, 09:22:46 PM
Quote from: jesmu84 on November 30, 2014, 09:12:57 PM
Anyone have suggestions for keeping an unruly beard a little more sophisticated? Not sure if you should/can just use product like meant for hair styling.

Get special beard stuff. Amazon has a lot of great reviews on products. Also, get a good beard trimmer - keeps you from looking like a crazy hippy. I personally have only been clean shaven twice in the past 4 years (perks of working at a brewery) and it's all about keeping it trimmed.

I am a fan of jojoba oil since I keep mine fairly short. It helps keep it soft and moisturized but also helps my skin under the beard. It's great oil for your face as it's about as close to the natural oil our skin makes as is found in nature. http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0019LTGOU (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0019LTGOU)

Title: Re: Beard Grooming
Post by: Coleman on November 30, 2014, 10:07:53 PM
Everyone is different I guess. I use a $15 trimmer from Walgreens, wash it with my normal $5 shampoo in the shower, and always manage to look professional when I wear a beard in my white collar job.

Non-hipsters have worn beards without special product for thousands of years, so I just sort of question the need. No offense to Chili.
Title: Re: Beard Grooming
Post by: Chicos' Buzz Scandal Countdown on December 01, 2014, 10:41:07 AM
One pet peeve of mine when trimming up your beard. dont do the whole "shave an inch below your jaw all the way around." It looks red neck as hell and is doing it wrong.

1) take your index and middle finger, and rest it on your neck, beginning at the middle of your Adan's apple.
2) shave from that point down

That may not be what you were asking, but judging on the terrible beard trim jobs out there, it needed to be said
Title: Re: Beard Grooming
Post by: Canned Goods n Ammo on December 01, 2014, 10:50:25 AM
I'm considering a chin-strap beard.

Any thoughts?
Title: Re: Beard Grooming
Post by: reinko on December 01, 2014, 11:02:45 AM
Quote from: Canned Goods n Ammo on December 01, 2014, 10:50:25 AM
I'm considering a chin-strap beard.

Any thoughts?

If you do, do the 360* chin strap.

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Title: Re: Beard Grooming
Post by: warriorchick on December 01, 2014, 11:37:26 AM
The shorter you keep it, the better.  The Duck Dynasty look is not sexy.

Title: Re: Beard Grooming
Post by: mu03eng on December 01, 2014, 03:31:35 PM
Get a good electric razor with multiple beard trim depth attachments, Amazon is good, and a good Gillette or other multi-blade razor.  Razor on the throat, behind the jaw, and on the cheek bones.  I just use shampoo on the beard while I washing my lucious locks.  Hot water on the razor after the shower and I'm good to go.  Had a white collar job with the beard for 6 years with nothing but compliments.  Other than it makes me look older(I'd look 12 with out it) the primary reason to have a beard is its way easier to maintain than clean shaven
Title: Re: Beard Grooming
Post by: 🏀 on December 01, 2014, 03:46:46 PM
Took this long?

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Title: Re: Beard Grooming
Post by: mikekinsellaMVP on December 01, 2014, 04:56:37 PM
Quote from: Chili on November 30, 2014, 09:22:46 PM
Get special beard stuff. Amazon has a lot of great reviews on products. Also, get a good beard trimmer - keeps you from looking like a crazy hippy. I personally have only been clean shaven twice in the past 4 years (perks of working at a brewery) and it's all about keeping it trimmed.

I am a fan of jojoba oil since I keep mine fairly short. It helps keep it soft and moisturized but also helps my skin under the beard. It's great oil for your face as it's about as close to the natural oil our skin makes as is found in nature. http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0019LTGOU (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0019LTGOU)


+1 on the oil.  I think it works better than shampoo/conditioner given the coarseness of whiskers.  It's also good for stopping beard dandruff (beardruff?) which can increase the likelihood of pimples and ingrown hairs.
Title: Re: Beard Grooming
Post by: PuertoRicanNightmare on December 02, 2014, 06:02:06 AM
Quote from: jesmu84 on November 30, 2014, 09:12:57 PM
Anyone have suggestions for keeping an unruly beard a little more sophisticated? Not sure if you should/can just use product like meant for hair styling.
Just tell her to shape up or ship out!
Title: Re: Beard Grooming
Post by: 4everwarriors on December 02, 2014, 07:47:22 AM
Waitin' for keefe to post some Israeli soldier beard artistry pics, hey?
Title: Re: Beard Grooming
Post by: jsglow on December 02, 2014, 10:50:40 AM
Quote from: warriorchick on December 01, 2014, 11:37:26 AM
The shorter you keep it, the better.  The Duck Dynasty look is not sexy.

Chick stopped wearing her Clay Matthews game-day shirt when he got all scraggly.  She's happier now that he's properly groomed again.
Title: Re: Beard Grooming
Post by: warriorstrack on December 03, 2014, 10:09:41 PM
If in Milwaukee "Stag" is the place to go for beard advice
Title: Re: Beard Grooming
Post by: Dr. Blackheart on December 03, 2014, 10:17:44 PM
Quote from: warriorstrack on December 03, 2014, 10:09:41 PM
If in Milwaukee "Stag" is the place to go for beard advice

Brazilian
Title: Re: Beard Grooming
Post by: keefe on December 04, 2014, 04:54:41 AM
Where the discerning gentleman does his drinking in Delmarva

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Title: Re: Beard Grooming
Post by: Jay Bee on December 04, 2014, 07:22:45 PM
I've been using jojoba oil. Seems to help the skin quite a bit, but my beard still looks like sh1t.
Title: Re: Beard Grooming
Post by: ZiggysFryBoy on December 07, 2014, 12:34:57 AM
Quote from: Jay Bee on December 04, 2014, 07:22:45 PM
I've been using jojoba oil.




we ain't aksin about punchin the clown.
Title: Re: Beard Grooming
Post by: keefe on December 07, 2014, 04:15:02 AM
Quote from: ZiggysFryBoy on December 07, 2014, 12:34:57 AM

we ain't aksin about punchin the clown.

Smiting the pink knight?
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