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Title: Ryan Braun is the Brewers choice for Roberto Clemente Award
Post by: WI inferiority Complexes on September 19, 2014, 03:01:55 PM
That's an interesting choice.

http://m.brewers.mlb.com/news/article/94970770/braun-tabbed-as-brewers-clemente-award-nominee
Title: Re: Ryan Braun is the Brewers choice for Roberto Clemente Award
Post by: MU82 on September 19, 2014, 09:52:30 PM
Interesting.

I was thinking "Douche of the Year" would have been more appropriate, but whatever.
Title: Re: Ryan Braun is the Brewers choice for Roberto Clemente Award
Post by: jficke13 on September 24, 2014, 09:40:54 AM
If he did the most service/charity work doesn't he fit the qualifications?

He won't win and likely remains a giant tool, but if he gave the most of this talent and treasure then he earned the nomination.
Title: Re: Ryan Braun is the Brewers choice for Roberto Clemente Award
Post by: Wally Schroeder on September 24, 2014, 11:52:58 AM
Quote from: lawwarrior12 on September 24, 2014, 09:40:54 AM
If he did the most service/charity work doesn't he fit the qualifications?

He won't win and likely remains a giant tool, but if he gave the most of this talent and treasure then he earned the nomination.

It's possible, but I'm assuming a guy who tried to ruin a man's life, through a series of lies, who collects piss & rehabs others to health for a living didn't perform the most service/charity. Probably more of a PR move that will have little impact to clean up the guy's public image.

In terms of absolute dollars, it wouldn't surprise me if Braun gave the most to the causes he finds worthy. In terms of % of discretionary dollars, it would surprise me if Braun gave the most on the Brewers roster.
Title: Re: Ryan Braun is the Brewers choice for Roberto Clemente Award
Post by: wadesworld on September 24, 2014, 11:57:57 AM
Quote from: Wally Ellenson Schroeder on September 24, 2014, 11:52:58 AM
It's possible, but I'm assuming a guy who tried to ruin a man's life, through a series of lies, who collects piss for a living didn't perform the most service/charity. Probably more of a PR move that will have little impact to clean up the guy's public image.

In terms of absolute dollars, it wouldn't surprise me if Braun gave the most to the causes he finds worthy. In terms of % of discretionary dollars, it would surprise me if Braun gave the most on the Brewers roster.

(Not trying to defend Braun, I hate the guy - as I have made very clear in the MLB Pissing Thread)  Dino Laurenzi does not collect piss for a living.  That is secondary income for him.  I believe I remember hearing he was an athletic trainer and does fairly well for himself.
Title: Re: Ryan Braun is the Brewers choice for Roberto Clemente Award
Post by: Wally Schroeder on September 24, 2014, 12:08:26 PM
Quote from: Ellenson's World on September 24, 2014, 11:57:57 AM
(Not trying to defend Braun, I hate the guy - as I have made very clear in the MLB Pissing Thread)  Dino Laurenzi does not collect piss for a living.  That is secondary income for him.  I believe I remember hearing he was an athletic trainer and does fairly well for himself.

You're correct, he's also a Director of Rehab Services. I shall edit my statement to collect piss & rehab others to full health.
Title: Re: Ryan Braun is the Brewers choice for Roberto Clemente Award
Post by: chapman on September 24, 2014, 12:11:26 PM
Would rather see Weeks. Even though he's been nominated twice before, he deserves one more thanks for being very involved in the community for a decade in what's likely his final season here
Title: Re: Ryan Braun is the Brewers choice for Roberto Clemente Award
Post by: 4everwarriors on September 24, 2014, 12:17:57 PM
Braun absolutely bf'ed the Brewers. He handcuffed them from improvin' the current cast of rag muffins. Pedal his heine this winter for a first baseman and some Puppy Chow.
Title: Re: Ryan Braun is the Brewers choice for Roberto Clemente Award
Post by: MUDPT on September 24, 2014, 12:21:13 PM
Quote from: 4everwarriors on September 24, 2014, 12:17:57 PM
Braun absolutely bf'ed the Brewers. He handcuffed them from improvin' the current cast of rag muffins. Pedal his heine this winter for a first baseman and some Puppy Chow.

Is Melvin going to pick up some of that salary?  Otherwise, a trade isn't going to happen.
Title: Re: Ryan Braun is the Brewers choice for Roberto Clemente Award
Post by: wadesworld on September 24, 2014, 12:39:58 PM
Quote from: 4everwarriors on September 24, 2014, 12:17:57 PM
Braun absolutely bf'ed the Brewers. He handcuffed them from improvin' the current cast of rag muffins. Pedal his heine this winter for a first baseman and some Puppy Chow.

Yup.  Just give Braun away for free, forget the first baseman.  Then use the salary to sign Pablo Sandoval and move Ramirez to 1B.  Then trade Gomez for a real leadoff hitter in the OF and some other pieces (SS? Bullpen?).
Title: Re: Ryan Braun is the Brewers choice for Roberto Clemente Award
Post by: MUDPT on September 24, 2014, 12:43:38 PM
Quote from: Ellenson's World on September 24, 2014, 12:39:58 PM
Yup.  Just give Braun away for free, forget the first baseman.  Then use the salary to sign Pablo Sandoval and move Ramirez to 1B.  Then trade Gomez for a real leadoff hitter in the OF and some other pieces (SS? Bullpen?).

Uh, again Braun is owed $105 million for 5 years STARTING in 2016.  You are going to have pay a lot of that salary to move it somewhere.
Title: Re: Ryan Braun is the Brewers choice for Roberto Clemente Award
Post by: 4everwarriors on September 24, 2014, 01:07:18 PM
Does Orlando Cepeda have any eligibility left?
Title: Re: Ryan Braun is the Brewers choice for Roberto Clemente Award
Post by: Chicos' Buzz Scandal Countdown on September 24, 2014, 03:38:43 PM
What a stupid fan base.
Title: Re: Ryan Braun is the Brewers choice for Roberto Clemente Award
Post by: Chicago_inferiority_complexes on September 24, 2014, 03:42:28 PM
Quote from: Ganzer's Source on September 24, 2014, 03:38:43 PM
What a stupid fan base.

Yup. Cubbie fans are a trip.
Title: Re: Ryan Braun is the Brewers choice for Roberto Clemente Award
Post by: Loose Cannon on September 24, 2014, 07:29:12 PM
Quote from: MU82 on September 19, 2014, 09:52:30 PM
Interesting.

I was thinking "Douche of the Year" would have been more appropriate, but whatever.

Should be considered likely to win the "Rafael Palmeire Award"
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