Here's a list of Al quotes A-Z. My personal favorites are the one about the lobster who wins the fights and the Dean Meminger is quicker than an 11:15am mass at a seaside resort.
http://postmarq.tumblr.com/post/9919648924/al-mcguire-quotes-from-a-to-z
Also known as "quicker than a Jesuit saying 11:15 mass at a seaside resort".
My personal favorite.."A Notre Dame graduate will pick his nose to make sure you see his class ring"
Wow! He never saw his recruits play in high school.